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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
flame?
Aggressive charcoal university
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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jesus christ op is dead here
Brass center
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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cruel-hearted stage
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
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fear-inspiring field
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
citrine spot shitlib
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
crusty lodge
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
drab deer antler parlour
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
:(
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
lollll
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
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Lol
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
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LMAO
Talking Degenerate Stage
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Thirsty Pistol
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Hairless Casino
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hateful lay therapy
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
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Swollen Sienna Giraffe Address
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
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Diverse pale brunch
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
my god man
Mauve immigrant foreskin
  09/09/16
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splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
yes
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Mauve immigrant foreskin
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Fuchsia antidepressant drug
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Translucent rehab quadroon
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
arousing cerise property tank
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
lol this
Diverse pale brunch
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rough-skinned dog poop
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
mind-boggling box office
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spit water out irl
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Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop
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haha
Bateful poppy half-breed
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lol
coral dragon
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coiffed magical church boistinker
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Tyft
Violent Purple School Messiness
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Lol
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
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Talking Degenerate Stage
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deep cerebral area
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180
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fear-inspiring field
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Floppy Site
  08/16/16
Ouch
Stubborn rigpig stead
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
flickering pisswyrm hominid
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
flickering pisswyrm hominid
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
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sooty comical newt sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
mind-boggling box office
  08/16/16
ok fine.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Burgundy lascivious school cafeteria place of business
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Irate Carmine Sanctuary
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Mahogany talented heaven
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buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Translucent rehab quadroon
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop
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sooty comical newt sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
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Mahogany talented heaven
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Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus cuckoldry
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Red provocative church building
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
sinister excitant locale double fault
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
sinister excitant locale double fault
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
pink partner library
  08/16/16
Lol cr
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
sepia cheese-eating new version clown
  08/16/16
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stirring unhinged office
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Translucent rehab quadroon
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Bateful poppy half-breed
  08/16/16
Love it
Sapphire national cuckold
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin
  08/16/16
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coral dragon
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
brindle stimulating hell multi-billionaire
  08/16/16
lol
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Stubborn rigpig stead
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
brother. brother
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
sooty comical newt sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
sooty comical newt sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
lol
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
sinister excitant locale double fault
  08/16/16
lmao
Red provocative church building
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Translucent rehab quadroon
  08/16/16
...
cruel-hearted stage
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Silver Underhanded Home
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Hilarious skinny woman temple
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Red provocative church building
  08/16/16
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swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
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Mauve immigrant foreskin
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Stubborn rigpig stead
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
sinister excitant locale double fault
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Awful flame
hateful lay therapy
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Exhilarant Bright Dilemma
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Bearded glittery milk
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Red provocative church building
  08/16/16
...
Mahogany talented heaven
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
mind-boggling box office
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Stubborn rigpig stead
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
mind-boggling box office
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
hateful lay therapy
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Bearded glittery milk
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Bateful poppy half-breed
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus cuckoldry
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Curious senate marketing idea
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
razzle-dazzle territorial chad
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Curious senate marketing idea
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
razzle-dazzle territorial chad
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Flushed sticky dingle berry
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop
  08/16/16
Cr
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
chartreuse ceo house
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Yapping shrine potus
  08/16/16
...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Stubborn rigpig stead
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Bat shit crazy alcoholic menage
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/16/16
This
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
ivory personal credit line
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
electric chapel
  08/16/16
...
salmon sandwich old irish cottage
  08/16/16
This is not why
grizzly adulterous mad cow disease space
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Concupiscible lettuce telephone
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
cobalt liquid oxygen theater stage
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
At-the-ready state persian
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Brass center
  08/17/16
...
slippery charismatic hospital
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
mustard pungent institution prole
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
big business firm roommate
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Racy den
  08/17/16
lulz
Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
French flatulent piazza
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
mustard pungent institution prole
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
French flatulent piazza
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
hateful lay therapy
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
French flatulent piazza
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
mustard pungent institution prole
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
slippery charismatic hospital
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
splenetic geriatric faggotry
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Racy den
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life
  08/17/16
...
Soul-stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
Better?
Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency
  08/17/16
brother
buck-toothed deranged forum gaping
  08/17/16
FINE
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Aggressive charcoal university

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Brass center

jesus christ op is dead here

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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: citrine spot shitlib

Holy shit wtf

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: crusty lodge

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: drab deer antler parlour

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

lollll

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Talking Degenerate Stage

LMAO

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Mauve immigrant foreskin

my god man

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Mauve immigrant foreskin

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug

(Facebook stalker)

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Translucent rehab quadroon

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: arousing cerise property tank

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Diverse pale brunch

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: flirting theater hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: pea-brained windowlicker legal warrant

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Bateful poppy half-breed

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: coral dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: coiffed magical church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Violent Purple School Messiness

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Talking Degenerate Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: offensive mewling nowag plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Thirsty Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: deep cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: massive olive codepig depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: vivacious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy Site

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Stubborn rigpig stead

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: flickering pisswyrm hominid

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: flickering pisswyrm hominid

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: sinister excitant locale double fault

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: sooty comical newt sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Burgundy lascivious school cafeteria place of business

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Irate Carmine Sanctuary

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Translucent rehab quadroon

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: sooty comical newt sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Red provocative church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: sinister excitant locale double fault

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: sinister excitant locale double fault

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: pink partner library

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: sepia cheese-eating new version clown

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: stirring unhinged office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Translucent rehab quadroon

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful poppy half-breed

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Sapphire national cuckold

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: coral dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: brindle stimulating hell multi-billionaire

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Stubborn rigpig stead

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: sooty comical newt sneaky criminal

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: sooty comical newt sneaky criminal

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: sinister excitant locale double fault

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Red provocative church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Translucent rehab quadroon

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Silver Underhanded Home

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Hilarious skinny woman temple

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Red provocative church building

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Mauve immigrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Stubborn rigpig stead

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: sinister excitant locale double fault

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: hateful lay therapy

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bright Dilemma

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous idiot turdskin

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Bearded glittery milk

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Red provocative church building

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Mahogany talented heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Stubborn rigpig stead

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: hateful lay therapy

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Bearded glittery milk

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Bateful poppy half-breed

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus cuckoldry

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Curious senate marketing idea

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle territorial chad

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Curious senate marketing idea

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle territorial chad

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Flushed sticky dingle berry

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Doobsian cyan private investor gaming laptop

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: chartreuse ceo house

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Yapping shrine potus

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Stubborn rigpig stead

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy alcoholic menage

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: ivory personal credit line

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: electric chapel

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: salmon sandwich old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: grizzly adulterous mad cow disease space

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible lettuce telephone

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: cobalt liquid oxygen theater stage

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready state persian

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Brass center

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: slippery charismatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: mustard pungent institution prole

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: big business firm roommate

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Racy den

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: French flatulent piazza

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: mustard pungent institution prole

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: French flatulent piazza

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling federal tanning salon factory reset button

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: hateful lay therapy

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: French flatulent piazza

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: mustard pungent institution prole

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: slippery charismatic hospital

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Racy den

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Yellow Elite Pit Goal In Life

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood Laser Beams National Security Agency

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: offensive mewling nowag plaza

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: violet point

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Hairless Casino

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: obsidian gas station

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: big business firm roommate

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: dead water buffalo masturbator

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: fighting base

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: splenetic geriatric faggotry

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Mauve immigrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: irradiated trump supporter digit ratio

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: henna people who are hurt

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed deranged forum gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy fortuitous meteor

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)