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Poasting from a greyhound bus

not as terrible as i remember it. the stations arent as wre...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
has OP been killed yet?
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  01/22/17
95% blacks?
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  12/08/17
no all asians. that's why i was pleasantly surprised.
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
we've been on the road for 1.5 hours and we're taking a rest...
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  01/22/17
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Umber public bath ratface
  01/22/17
Ready to be decapitated?
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  01/22/17
I found long distance Greyhound and boltbus (moreso boltbus ...
ruddy goyim parlor
  01/22/17
How is Megabus ? they advertise like $1 ride from sacrame...
Burgundy volcanic crater
  01/22/17
That's like the base fare if you get it months ahead of time...
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(Dickey Betts)
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richard, our prediabetic driver, was of course the only pers...
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  01/22/17
I like train travel a lot more than bus travel but this make...
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i thought about taking pictures of an obese retarded woman w...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
syracuse station way nicer than i remember it, but i might b...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
y r u doing this?
Fragrant Jew
  01/22/17
i'm bored, can't sleep, and there's nothing else to do.
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
you're going on a long bus ride b/c ur bored?
Fragrant Jew
  01/22/17
No sry heading home, left booking flight too late, way cheap...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
ah. sounds like an interesting time
Fragrant Jew
  01/22/17
correction: next stop poconos. gonna cop that no tax mouth t...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
im sitting right behind the driver and the partition is clea...
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  01/22/17
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  01/22/17
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Welcome to ZOOME COUNTY from Matthews Mazda. Richard feelin...
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the road is so bumpy its typing for me. richard hits the wi...
dull flickering national
  01/22/17
where is your destination?
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  01/22/17
port authority mfh.
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dont drive hungry, denny tells richard. but now the fog is ...
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fuck libs so i take out my tin, snap it twice, and get me so...
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nothing is visible. there is no visibility. jesus satan al...
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uh oh. i276 closed. consider alt route. consider alt righ...
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  01/22/17
You have to pay to play
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  01/22/17
!! I knew it brother.
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  01/22/17
it's brisker in the poconos and i dont linger off the bus. ...
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  01/22/17
TInA
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  01/22/17
too right homey
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Pushing tin steadu and straight for about 5 minutes. Visibi...
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  01/22/17
Loling
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This thread made me think of Tom Waits
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AREAS OF FOG USE CAUTION. Thanks Obama. Suddenly a fair am...
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  01/22/17
honestly the high point of 2017 for me so far. ty milord.
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This has made my year brother. You have serious talent
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This is amazing
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ty. livepoasting made it pretty fun.
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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: dull flickering national

not as terrible as i remember it. the stations arent as wretched either. i think they have started forcing the homeless out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429755)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

has OP been killed yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429774)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: Burgundy volcanic crater



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: gold duck-like boistinker pozpig

95% blacks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429788)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: gold duck-like boistinker pozpig



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: dull flickering national

no all asians. that's why i was pleasantly surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429812)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: dull flickering national

we've been on the road for 1.5 hours and we're taking a rest stop at a roadside BK. we change buses in another 1.5 hours. i'm going to cop a tin of dip bc fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: Sable Shitlib Stain

Ready to be decapitated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429840)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:45 AM
Author: ruddy goyim parlor

I found long distance Greyhound and boltbus (moreso boltbus for the demographics) trips to be oddly charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429845)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: Burgundy volcanic crater

How is Megabus ?

they advertise like $1 ride from sacramento to SF w wifi and shit, but there has to be more to it than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429863)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: ruddy goyim parlor

That's like the base fare if you get it months ahead of time. Usually like $30-50 iirc

It's fine. Double decker bus full of college students. Requires online purchase so that filters out the bums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32433114)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: Fishy multi-colored indian lodge juggernaut

(Dickey Betts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429862)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Buff diverse messiness brunch



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: dull flickering national

richard, our prediabetic driver, was of course the only person to get any food at bk. he brought it on the bus, which now reeks of that weird bk onion mustard. i sitting behind him bc the driver's seat doesnt recline.

i will say that it is very serene on the side of the road. no streetlights and it is like 50 degrees. packed a quick lip (skoal straight) and enjoyed the night air. saw a truck stop and wondered if i should check for halford and doobs but richard was ambling back to the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429900)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

I like train travel a lot more than bus travel but this makes it sound pretty relaxed. Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429970)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: lilac yapping toaster wrinkle



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: dull flickering national

i thought about taking pictures of an obese retarded woman with a tank top and a pink knit hat on at the station, as well as a man with a very swollen face who couldnt close his mouth. i decided against it. i'm 44 miles from syracuse. i feel a bit like a cowboy riding a metal horse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32429919)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 2:57 AM
Author: dull flickering national

syracuse station way nicer than i remember it, but i might be thinking of albany. 24 hour subway. toy claw game and that maximum force 1st person shooter arcade game. a balmy 52 degrees, air pleasantly dewy despite the bus exhaust. bought sour cream and cheddar ruffles and a can of mountain dew i will use as a spitter. next stop port authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430181)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Fragrant Jew

y r u doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430195)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:10 AM
Author: dull flickering national

i'm bored, can't sleep, and there's nothing else to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430212)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Jew

you're going on a long bus ride b/c ur bored?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430254)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:31 AM
Author: dull flickering national

No sry heading home, left booking flight too late, way cheaper to take bus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:34 AM
Author: Fragrant Jew

ah. sounds like an interesting time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430279)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:14 AM
Author: dull flickering national

correction: next stop poconos. gonna cop that no tax mouth tobacco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430227)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:44 AM
Author: dull flickering national

im sitting right behind the driver and the partition is clear, so i am watching the road. it is extremely foggy, visibility is like 30 yards tops. the wheels are misaligned or something so the bus is vibrating like a dented sybian.

richard put on the high beams. we just passed a brown sign for Fillmore Glen Park and are entering Homer NY. Another patch of fog and we might as well be driving through a cloud. 30 seconds later it breaks again. Passing exit 12 to Homer. A billboard for a mortgage company. SUNY Cortland next exit.

High beams off now. industrial parks on the right. can barely see the golden arches and now they're gone. 13 miles to marathon, 60 to binghamton. mcgraw 1 mile. taillights barely visible but we're closing. quite fast. is the driver impaired? there's mcgraw. truck stop with a dunkin donuts and nothing more. the road is three lanes now. marathon 12. we're passing the car - its a chvy 4x4. now a billboard - dont let children die from child abuse. compelling stuff.

high beams flashed for an instant. every 2 seconds a tenth mile indicator. mule 48 icy pavement zone. richard straddling the median like a negress in heat. a road sign thats nothing more than a crooked arrow. mile 47. heavy fog once more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: vigorous chrome temple

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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:58 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Startling gay locus filthpig

poast of the year

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Date: September 27th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: Hateful school cafeteria

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Date: March 18th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: amethyst ticket booth trust fund



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: dull flickering national

high beams up again. speed limit 65 but richard is feeling naughty. mile 44 on 81 south. if it wasnt 54 degrees out we could be experiencing icy pavement for the next mile. 43. richard flogging his noble steed. by god we're doing 85 if we're doing 10. kills the brights and we're in outer space. captain picard logging stardates and shit.

marathon 1 mile. indeed. bowman lake state park exit 9. marathon home to a country hills motel if the sign is current. sunoco and valero - marathonites are spoited for choice. we're passing industrial parks or aliens, couldnt say for certain. IT CAN WAIT TEXT STOP 5 MILES. Can see the very edge of the town - a charming colonial and a spartan 4 way crossing. now a roadside motel. SQUARE DEAL MACHINING INC. Speed limit 65. 7 miles to whitney point. spectral backlit sillhouettes of naked trees. BROOME COUNTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430305)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Startling gay locus filthpig

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Date: September 27th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Lay Therapy



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:02 AM
Author: dull flickering national

deer next 5 miles. ice next mile. east hill rd benath and then gone. ensconsed in a coccoon of fog as richard flips the bird to the finger lakes. high beams up and we're on venus. TRUCK INSPECTION - next time doobs. A mirage lit bright with closely spaced orange fluorescent lights.

Speed limit 65. Richard saying fuck libs. i can see the reflection of the speedometer in the window but the numbers are obscured by the reflection of the steering wheel. every streetlight deserves a picture in reverse. subway subway subway. Whitney Point Lisle. Exit 8 South 81. Three red lights on the right.

TRUCK WASH. Zero visibility to the west from the reflected glare inside the bus. Nothing worth describing. Like a sign thats just an arrow pointing in the direction of travel. Mile 28. Binghamton 14 scranton 69. Scranton kicking the shit out of binghamton. we are passed by a chrysler 300. taillights are two perfect pairs of two perfect red circules. more taillights in the distance. its a big rig rigPIG poasting fuck libs fuck nigs. (not cool btw). an suv ahead, maybe a crv. richard eases off the gas as we hit mile 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430321)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: dull flickering national

Welcome to ZOOME COUNTY from Matthews Mazda. Richard feeling right at home now that were invisible once more. Castle Creek on the right and its a gas station with a subway. binghamton 7 miles away. travel info tune radia to am 1640. richard like nah. me and richard the only souls awake on this hoss.

HIGH BEAMS. just for a sec. just keeping them honest. mile 19 81 south. long stretches of nothing but mile markers. Chenango Br. State speed limit 55. Richard pretends not to see. 2 sets of headlights ahead. the same from before? one took exit 6 down into the gorge, down to binghamton, which is completely invisible. visibility to my left now. cvs moes anytime fitness. a hojo on the right. two orthogonal sets of streetlights, one orange, one white. an iindustrial parl. a comfort inn. the fog scatters the ambient light of the town and its almost morning. a marriot. a structure that looks for all the world like a stable for cars. visibility less than 5 stripes agead.

suddently bathed in orange light as the road coverges with another. were on a bridge now, passing the binghamton exit. richard off the fucking reservation AND GETS DUSTED by a dodge ram on the median. Houses beside the road, down below.

the pitcho= of the road changes as we begin an ascent. an oil tanker ahead, colesville road on the right. high beams as we pass a country pride. TRUCK PARKING. Scranton New York City.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430326)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: dull flickering national

the road is so bumpy its typing for me. richard hits the wipers once. mile 6. richard straight up bombing it south on 81. this old nag is rattling and squeaking like a san francisco cable car. Broome Corp Park exit 1. What happens after exit 1. Am i condemned to ride this road forever? Three lanes now but that was just the shoulder for exit 1. There are no more exits. This is not an exit.

Boom high beams. we're straight driving through ghosts and they are passing through the bus and giving the passengers nightmares. Dreams of death. But now a brak in the fog as we must be coming up on scranton. The electric city. A noble leaping stag owns the next mile of the road. next rest area 25 miles. Pennsylvania welcome center 1 mile. Pennsylvania welcomes you. But dont rest for at least 24 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430336)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

where is your destination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430339)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:31 AM
Author: dull flickering national

port authority mfh.

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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Startling gay locus filthpig



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:31 AM
Author: dull flickering national

The fog gone now and the weigh station squats like frank lloyd wrights worst nightmare. frank lloyd wright? frank lloyd cock. exxon sign like 80 feet in the air. golden arches. Shur save in red cursive. bang we're back in the fog. new milford beckons from 6 miles away. it's like milford, but newer. we hit a warp somewhere because were back at mile 229. but richard is motivated. were at 227 in way less than a minute. we're ppushing 2 miles a minute. richard heard about doobs and he wants to take his time with him.

the fog breaks and there is the vaguest notion of a community below on the east. but the fog eats it alive and everyone died. Exit 223 to New Milford is only 2 miles away now. Montrose next right. I've never felt mmore alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430345)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: dull flickering national

dont drive hungry, denny tells richard. but now the fog is so bad richard takes it back to warp 1. gibson is 4 miles away, scranton 33 miles further. headlights in the other direction every 15 seconds or so. Follow your appetite Flying J. Taillights. Its a big right. its way left in the lane. Richard smokes it so hard. Richard shits all over him. Ricchard winning all night long.

Fuck its foggy. Cant see 2 median stripes down the road. We pass a roadside commercial plaza and the fog scatters white light. Steady stretch of nothing as visibility improves to three median stripes. We're bouncing through the ether. Fog clears on the left enough to see another impossibly tall exxon sign. mile 215. lenox 6 scranton 30. i hear the theme song in my head. spectral backlit trees. Home Cooked Meals! Not tonight. Not for me and Richard. We're in charge of getting these 30 souls to new york. Gods in charge after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430358)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:47 AM
Author: dull flickering national

fuck libs so i take out my tin, snap it twice, and get me some. its on my thumb, my sweatshirt, but fuck it and fuck libs. we pass a gas station being invaded by aliens, or maybe its just the fog. richard likes the beach boys, because he wants to get there fast before he takes it slow. richard has looked into the abyss all night and the abyss is looking back. he hits the brights to break the fugue. just for a second. we are hitting this turn way too hard for these conditions. the first street lights in miles look like orange angels. CARRIAGE BARN ANTIQUES. richard hits the brights again, visibility is nil. hits them again. yup were still driving in vapor. this is amaerican purgatory. you dont find out for hours if you got where you were going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436060)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 5:06 AM
Author: dull flickering national

nothing is visible. there is no visibility. jesus satan allah buddha one of you motherfuckers better take the wheel. either the world is on fire or we are passing orange streetlights again. APPLEWOOD ACRES APARTMENT HOMES. a bigass billboard but facing the wrong way. not that richard could have read it anyways. allentown philadephia next right. fun fact allentown is where the deer hunter is set. allentown and fucking nam in fact. richard like iddie mao iddie mao with all his passengers as he lays the pipe to his machine. backlight bridge overpasses look like crosses at golgotha at sunrise.

a blast of cool air from the front of the bus. feels like it alaways does at the end of an all nighter. too cold and no way to cover up. Scranton expwy 1/4 mile. Next time. Richard and i have business to attend to before dawn.

We're driving between the hills in scranton now. Johnson college is having an open house on march 4th. i thought birds were out but its the wipers cleaning the soup off the glass. Wilkes Barre Intl airport follow some shit road, go to some shit place. nah. dunmore? nah. throop? nope. were pelting down a 5 lane highway and we are the only ones, everyone else was raptured, everyone but me and richard. The famous Tigue St is only 1/2 mi. We are bathed in orange light. Random orange stars approacch and recede. The road is way too windy it makese no sense. Unlessit was built around the world. it must have been built around the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430382)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436084)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 5:18 AM
Author: dull flickering national

uh oh. i276 closed. consider alt route. consider alt right. consider alt light. consider the lobster. consider this the hint of the century.

we're ascending mt pocono and the fog has imrpoved from terrifying to comical. like how is that even possible. but it breaks! speed limit 70 but richard has pulled back. maybe out of love for this bus, which is struggling to climb thiss mountain. richard hits the safety strip, oh, never mind, thats just the road and its been like this for 3 hours. a perfect crescent moon visible for the first time all trip but i can see a wall of fog 3a mile fown. were back in the womb. Taillights and hazards ahead. But the fog breaks again and the taillights recede.

Going downhill now and richard is making up for lost time. Mount pocono and richards attendant rest stop at 17 miles away. it's 514 in the morning. a pokey sedan smokes us on the left then eases up. maybe they were just lonely in this night. the taillights make us safer. we can see what they do. a rig stopped on the right. i can only assume the driver is dead by halford's hand.

guildsboro 1 mile. the boro of guilds. SLOW DOWN AND USE CAUTION. FUCK LIBS. but inexplicably we slow. we take the exit. we turn left. the lights are on. we approach the rest stop.

LOL. Another Burger King.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430393)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

You have to pay to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436094)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: dull flickering national

!! I knew it brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436104)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: dull flickering national

it's brisker in the poconos and i dont linger off the bus. i enter the On the Run (sic) and some shit music is playing. i take a sharing size bag of m&ms and a pint car on mtn dew. as i browse another song comes on. When Doves Cry. A special price indeed for Grizzly dip - $2.83 a tin.

The man in line in front of me wears a nascar hat and reindeer pyjama bottoms. Behind the counter is Wanita. Wanita looks like the face of meth, but just appalachian, with hair that is not blonde, but yellow. she is warm and courteous to me, but says to herself "I'm going to choke that girl if I ever see her again." She remembers herself and says "Excuse me." I say "I didn't hear anything" and wink.

Richard cant wait to get on the road again. 106 miles to go. He warns us that more fog is likely, and tells us to expect another hour and 35 minutes. Only a mile a minute. Richard is slipping. He sounds tired. He invites to to set back n relax. I oblige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430411)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

TInA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436115)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: dull flickering national

too right homey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#42747540)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 6:00 AM
Author: dull flickering national

Pushing tin steadu and straight for about 5 minutes. Visibility is good and it's a regular early morning commute. I count 5 cars visible ahead trying to get to church 4 hours early. We are slowly closing on them. Hazelton or Stroudberg? Dont make us choose. OK fine, Hazelton. No, Stroudberg! 5 mile hill with a 4 pt grade. Richard licking his chops, shaking his hips like yeah. Ahead to the right a structure lit in white lights. A crane? A bridge? Two parallel rows of lights extending 40 degrees above horizontal. What is it? The road bends and the lights are never seen again.

Instead the FOG returns. It's bad folks. Believe me. Just terrible. Call Sean Hannity. Taillights suddently visible. Richard dusts the crossover hybrid suv. Tannersville 1 mile. 297.8. Days Inn on the right.

The asian women behind me are awake and chatting. I resent them for intruding on my experience. Where were you three hours ago? Not awake like me and richard. DENSE FOG ADVISORY. Targeted Enforcement Area. Peterbilt. An impetuous Nisssan passes on the left. An industrial plaza on the left. A Honda smokes us on the left. A Hampton Inn on the left. Nothing again.

The Largest Christmas Factory. A shoppers wonderland. Gas station on the right. Gas station on the left. Pocono Medical Center. St. Lukes Medical Center. Ted Snow Strnegth Coach. Coach me how to be strong Ted Snow. Lend me your strength for this journey tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430439)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

Loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436132)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 6:19 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

This thread made me think of Tom Waits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: dull flickering national

been poasting all night my hands wet on the keys. normal visibility now and the road slightly improved. Weigh station right 1 mile but CLOSED. The road bending right around the delaware water gap. The weigh station looks like something from thomas the tank engine. Richard taking full advantage of the visibility. Columbia just 3/4 mile away. We'll be there in ten secondss. The asian woman directly behind me belches.

Buttzville 1/4 mile. WE MISSED IT. Richard a clothmo I guess. 10 miles to Netcong. It's still there, we're all gooone. Fog is back but Richard didnt notice. We are seriously pushing 100 mph. Everyone else has their hazards on. Another spectral forest backlit from a parking lot on the right. Now just a rwo of streetlights that ends abruptly and we are in space again. Space with median strips. CLosing rapidly on a rig, dust it. there is nothing in front of us.

BOOOOM HIGH BEAMS. Now there's 20 yards of road before space begins. I think there are treees. Netcong New York City. What's the difference? FINES DOUBLED. So $200000 if Richard is pulled over right now. Lucky for him sonar, laser, nothing is detecting anything tonight. The fog breaks never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430462)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436155)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 6:38 AM
Author: dull flickering national

AREAS OF FOG USE CAUTION. Thanks Obama. Suddenly a fair amount of traffic. Another forest fire.

Dawn breaks in the east. The tops of the trees are visible. Gandalf skullfucks like 3000 orcs. Wharton Dover Sparta One Mile.

The lansscaoe becomes visible. I see it for the first time. I see the mystery imbued in the roadside. Miles and miles of pavement and concrete blocks. Barron Trump playing minecraft with his elbows. Raymour & Flanagan. There's no mystery. The mystery is in the night and the fog. The asian woman behind me coughs with her mouth open. Richard is the Burger King.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32430482)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

Fucking 875678867998764467654344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436163)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: dull flickering national

honestly the high point of 2017 for me so far. ty milord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436237)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

This has made my year brother. You have serious talent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436274)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: dashing hissy fit sanctuary



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dull flickering national

bump for day crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32433052)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: vigorous chrome temple

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32433107)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: dull flickering national

ty. livepoasting made it pretty fun.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32433354)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Laughsome dilemma liquid oxygen



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32434961)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: dull flickering national

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32435867)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: lime doctorate



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: galvanic yellow mental disorder becky



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: Hateful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station

did read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#33182595)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 3:01 AM
Author: lime doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#46090610)



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Umber public bath ratface

Thread of the fucking yeAr 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436168)



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Date: October 29th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: dull flickering national

love you buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#34557382)



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Date: March 18th, 2021 10:33 PM
Author: Coral hyperactive shrine



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Date: January 22nd, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: Hateful school cafeteria

Nice thread OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32436450)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: dull flickering national

bedtime bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#32541970)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#34604707)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: dull flickering national



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Date: April 28th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: concupiscible lavender toilet seat telephone



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#34500539)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: dashing hissy fit sanctuary



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Laughsome dilemma liquid oxygen

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#34872639)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: cowardly titillating gas station



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: dull flickering national

dat xmas eve bump. ty sir. hope you didnt really retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#35250420)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Offensive Yarmulke University

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#35250468)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: dull flickering national



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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Startling gay locus filthpig

greatest writing ive seen 180000000000000000000

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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: dull flickering national

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#35812979)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: dull flickering national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#38898200)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Laughsome dilemma liquid oxygen

rode a greyhound from chicago to cleveland this summer. bus ride was all right, nothing crazy. chicago greyhound station is a third world country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#38898307)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: underhanded bateful sound barrier senate



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Date: October 1st, 2020 12:51 AM
Author: Very Tactful Filthy Hell



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Date: December 18th, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: underhanded bateful sound barrier senate



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Date: December 18th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Hateful school cafeteria

This is one of my favorite threads ever on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#41571375)



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Date: March 18th, 2021 10:47 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered travel guidebook hall



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Date: March 18th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: lake spot nibblets



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Date: March 19th, 2021 2:17 AM
Author: dull flickering national



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: dull flickering national

i wrote this. i posted it on autoadmit.com in the early morning of january 22 2017. it contains playfully racist but relatable observations concerning both asians and poor whites. kiwi camara is invoked but immediately repudiated.

i've worked a lot harder than most, i've had a reasonable amount of success in my life, i take good care of my loved ones, i cucked Jeremy Renner, i've done some sports stuff that was objectively badass, my standardized test scores are sick, but for better or worse this is one of the things i'm proudest of in my life. i turned a shit bus ride into a decent story and entertained a friend before he passed on.

P.S. Fuck the NSA (not a citizen so y'all don't even need a warrant, hope you like Kelly Divine cause that's who we're watching tonight), fuck Los Zetas, fuck Fauci (vainglorious little bitch), and fuck Hunter Biden. Honor your father and mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#42747635)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: dull flickering national



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:24 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone mediation



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Date: March 24th, 2023 3:31 AM
Author: mischievous cordovan rehab round eye

I was born in the back seat driving down highway 41

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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:38 AM
Author: frisky insanely creepy casino

Trying to save money back around 1981 I took a Greyhound from San Francisco to San Diego.. made stops in Oakland and lots of small towns in between... Absolutely horrid experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3499752&forum_id=2#46090646)