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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.
At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"
Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on |
Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: Costumed dead party of the first part cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754448) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: insanely creepy gas station knife lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: Stimulating Jade Theater Famous Landscape Painting LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: obsidian depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754455) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: beady-eyed bbw national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: arrogant liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: 180 Double Fault Stag Film Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Cobalt trip water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754471) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Hairless lodge grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap I was implying that he was fucking his niece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: sadistic lettuce set we got that.
you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again. |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: blathering multi-colored church building associate erryone's a winner! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM Author: contagious wagecucks Heh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: heady embarrassed to the bone hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754524) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: sadistic lettuce set Sandusky Jr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Smoky angry skinny woman rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754546) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM Author: Bright feces Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706) |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:54 PM Author: Slippery Pearly Home Half-breed CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the door for a smart ass rebuttal. OP just pushed the envelope further. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915376) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM Author: alcoholic telephone casino That's when you know you've been poasting too much.
When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.
I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Laughsome orchid box office mad cow disease ^^^ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM Author: electric toaster candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: Cerebral national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM Author: Saffron business firm cumskin Killself is always CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM Author: sapphire big nowag round eye fuck those uptight normies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM Author: provocative sinister shrine volcanic crater lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: Cerebral national security agency pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM Author: comical house sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755518) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM Author: supple claret generalized bond Ljl friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac plum stock car p funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM Author: Slippery Pearly Home Half-breed fuck ur prudish family. we cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Curious soggy site Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Laughsome orchid box office mad cow disease this is actually probably a credited response
as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: Curious soggy site You watch the American Cup today at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Laughsome orchid box office mad cow disease Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM Author: arrogant liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756367) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM Author: aphrodisiac plum stock car Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM Author: blue dilemma He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM Author: Magenta school cafeteria goal in life cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM Author: Impertinent drab nursing home CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Tan native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755656) |
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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: Aqua nighttime marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755661) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM Author: Irradiated Clear Whorehouse Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM Author: sapphire big nowag round eye Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM Author: diverse mad-dog skullcap That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: jet bawdyhouse preventive strike hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM Author: Floppy grizzly pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760653) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Hyperactive spectacular base queen of the night lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM Author: Cordovan wonderful center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758294) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM Author: Dashing Cruise Ship cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM Author: Bonkers Racy Love Of Her Life Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.
FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke. |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap Tell her the joke pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576408) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM Author: electric toaster candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating medicated point multi-billionaire #goyproblems
jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards |
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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: Hyperventilating medicated point multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282721) |
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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717) |
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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: onyx state nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM Author: cruel-hearted hilarious locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576428) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM Author: Rusted Orchestra Pit Kitty That's hilarious bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660) |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:36 PM Author: flushed aromatic jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915286) |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:47 PM Author: Thriller glassy turdskin Update?
Also, very good use of XO humor |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:53 PM Author: Orange slimy hunting ground I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915370) |