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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
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grow a beard
Fishy ratface
  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
misunderstood partner knife
  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
poppy corner
  03/04/17
erryone's a winner!
Bull headed haunted graveyard
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Heh
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Yellow Kitchen
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Sandusky Jr
poppy corner
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flesh digit ratio
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Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
odious menage voyeur
  03/04/17
CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the do...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse
  10/01/19
That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
Irradiated boistinker
  03/04/17
^^^
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Killself is always CR
fluffy hairraiser national security agency
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fuck those uptight normies
dun piazza
  03/04/17
lol'd
lavender vigorous mood gas station
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pretty good
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Fighting cowardly stage
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Ljl friend
Slate lay hominid
  03/04/17
p funny
cerise point sneaky criminal
  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
Galvanic Bawdyhouse
  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
Crawly Startling Orchestra Pit
  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
disrespectful center son of senegal
  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
Crawly Startling Orchestra Pit
  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
disrespectful center son of senegal
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Rough-skinned dilemma
  03/05/17
Cr
cerise point sneaky criminal
  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
Flatulent National
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cr
cyan spectacular depressive principal's office
  06/16/17
CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
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Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
dun piazza
  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
Maize supple ticket booth
  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
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lmao
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Alcoholic Goal In Life Theater
  03/05/17
cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
chest-beating hall
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Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
boyish coldplay fan
  03/05/17
Tell her the joke pussy
misunderstood partner knife
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sienna private investor
  03/05/17
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That's hilarious bro
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misunderstood partner knife
  10/01/19
Update? Also, very good use of XO humor
Swashbuckling sooty alpha
  10/01/19
I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude
bossy school
  10/01/19


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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754443)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: glassy temple



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: curious obsidian turdskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: excitant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754455)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Stirring Transparent Nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz wagecucks set

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control Community Account Tanning Salon



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Fishy ratface

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife

I was implying that he was fucking his niece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: poppy corner

we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754511)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Bull headed haunted graveyard

erryone's a winner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: stimulating laser beams

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Yellow Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754524)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: poppy corner

Sandusky Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: flesh digit ratio



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: odious menage voyeur

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse

CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the door for a smart ass rebuttal. OP just pushed the envelope further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915376)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Irradiated boistinker

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754861)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: disrespectful center son of senegal

^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: sienna private investor



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: fluffy hairraiser national security agency

Killself is always CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: dun piazza

fuck those uptight normies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: lavender vigorous mood gas station

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: painfully honest sanctuary antidepressant drug

pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Fighting cowardly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755518)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Slate lay hominid

Ljl friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: cerise point sneaky criminal

p funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Crawly Startling Orchestra Pit

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: disrespectful center son of senegal

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755623)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Crawly Startling Orchestra Pit

You watch the American Cup today at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: disrespectful center son of senegal

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dilemma



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: cerise point sneaky criminal

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Flatulent National

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: cyan spectacular depressive principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Copper Frum Area

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: henna territorial stag film



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Nofapping charcoal box office



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Electric Rose Public Bath Sound Barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: dun piazza

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Maize supple ticket booth

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: cerebral striped hyena spot

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: silver nibblets



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: motley doobsian field trust fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Goal In Life Theater



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: chest-beating hall

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: boyish coldplay fan

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758442)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife

Tell her the joke pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576408)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: sienna private investor



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza halford

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758993)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza halford



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: mustard indecent library goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: cordovan jewess tank



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: provocative legal warrant market

That's hilarious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: misunderstood partner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915286)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sooty alpha

Update?

Also, very good use of XO humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915345)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: bossy school

I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915370)