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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
silver jap
  03/04/17
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splenetic pearly space mood
  03/04/17
lol
Shimmering dashing center love of her life
  03/04/17
LOL
azure effete depressive
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boyish boistinker public bath
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180
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Hairless filthy round eye
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Lol
coiffed electric corner
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peach trust fund
  03/04/17
grow a beard
magenta sneaky criminal
  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
silver jap
  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
Mewling site mediation
  03/04/17
erryone's a winner!
fiercely-loyal appetizing business firm
  03/04/17
Heh
Fear-inspiring Lemon Tattoo
  03/05/17
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Rebellious Aromatic Police Squad Boltzmann
  03/04/17
Sandusky Jr
Mewling site mediation
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Smoky glittery reading party
  03/04/17
Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
Heady buff stock car therapy
  03/04/17
CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the do...
self-centered salmon karate ladyboy
  10/01/19
That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
Talking Market Really Tough Guy
  03/04/17
^^^
Galvanic Carnelian School
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Multi-colored Antidepressant Drug
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Twisted ticket booth
  03/04/17
Killself is always CR
hairraiser red university degenerate
  03/04/17
fuck those uptight normies
Exhilarant candlestick maker
  03/04/17
lol'd
startled parlour twinkling uncleanness
  03/04/17
pretty good
Twisted ticket booth
  03/04/17
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aphrodisiac institution dysfunction
  03/04/17
Ljl friend
swashbuckling theater stage shitlib
  03/04/17
p funny
laughsome hell gaping
  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
self-centered salmon karate ladyboy
  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
citrine adulterous dingle berry
  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
Galvanic Carnelian School
  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
citrine adulterous dingle berry
  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
Galvanic Carnelian School
  03/04/17
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Hairless filthy round eye
  03/05/17
Cr
laughsome hell gaping
  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
magical school cafeteria
  03/05/17
cr
Abnormal glassy senate
  06/16/17
CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
adventurous indian lodge
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chocolate supple chapel
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Sienna Address
  03/04/17
Lol
Cerebral Station Death Wish
  03/05/17
Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
Exhilarant candlestick maker
  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
Exciting gaped wagecucks hunting ground
  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
Titillating iridescent plaza
  03/05/17
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Canary masturbator
  03/05/17
lmao
razzle pea-brained internal respiration lodge
  03/05/17
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odious temple foreskin
  03/05/17
cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
twinkling nowag brunch
  03/05/17
Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
walnut concupiscible step-uncle's house gaming laptop
  03/05/17
Tell her the joke pussy
silver jap
  03/05/17
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silver jap
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Multi-colored Antidepressant Drug
  03/05/17
#goyproblems jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring ...
Arousing Rusted Pit Sound Barrier
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silver jap
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Thriller slap-happy laser beams
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Mind-boggling harsh pozpig
  06/16/17
That's hilarious bro
Irradiated sticky selfie feces
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silver jap
  10/01/19
Update? Also, very good use of XO humor
Diverse Stage
  10/01/19
I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude
onyx theatre indirect expression
  10/01/19


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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: silver jap

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754443)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: splenetic pearly space mood



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Shimmering dashing center love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: azure effete depressive

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: boyish boistinker public bath



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: 180 toaster patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Hairless filthy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: coiffed electric corner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: peach trust fund



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: magenta sneaky criminal

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: silver jap

I was implying that he was fucking his niece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Mewling site mediation

we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754511)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal appetizing business firm

erryone's a winner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Lemon Tattoo

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Rebellious Aromatic Police Squad Boltzmann



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Mewling site mediation

Sandusky Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Smoky glittery reading party



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Heady buff stock car therapy

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: self-centered salmon karate ladyboy

CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the door for a smart ass rebuttal. OP just pushed the envelope further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915376)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Talking Market Really Tough Guy

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754861)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Carnelian School

^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755438)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Twisted ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: hairraiser red university degenerate

Killself is always CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant candlestick maker

fuck those uptight normies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: startled parlour twinkling uncleanness

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Twisted ticket booth

pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac institution dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755518)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage shitlib

Ljl friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome hell gaping

p funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: self-centered salmon karate ladyboy

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: citrine adulterous dingle berry

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Galvanic Carnelian School

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755623)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: citrine adulterous dingle berry

You watch the American Cup today at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Carnelian School

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Hairless filthy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756367)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: laughsome hell gaping

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: magical school cafeteria

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Abnormal glassy senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: chocolate supple chapel



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Sienna Address



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Station Death Wish

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant candlestick maker

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Exciting gaped wagecucks hunting ground

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Titillating iridescent plaza

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Canary masturbator



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: razzle pea-brained internal respiration lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: odious temple foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758294)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: twinkling nowag brunch

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: walnut concupiscible step-uncle's house gaming laptop

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758442)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: silver jap

Tell her the joke pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: silver jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576408)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760649)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing Rusted Pit Sound Barrier

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758993)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Arousing Rusted Pit Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282721)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: silver jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller slap-happy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling harsh pozpig



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Irradiated sticky selfie feces

That's hilarious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: silver jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915286)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Diverse Stage

Update?

Also, very good use of XO humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915345)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: onyx theatre indirect expression

I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915370)