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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
Flushed crotch brethren
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Offensive Lilac Gas Station Jewess
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lol
shaky stubborn goal in life
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LOL
dull soul-stirring whorehouse
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Misunderstood Lay Legend
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180
Cordovan know-it-all stage
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rose church building
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Lol
startled mewling double fault roommate
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Bistre office haunted graveyard
  03/04/17
grow a beard
hideous athletic conference gunner
  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
Flushed crotch brethren
  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
Sepia effete juggernaut den
  03/04/17
erryone's a winner!
Odious orchestra pit messiness
  03/04/17
Heh
Saffron Territorial Boistinker Address
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Pale balding state
  03/04/17
Sandusky Jr
Sepia effete juggernaut den
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Bronze base
  03/04/17
Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
Galvanic Carnelian Bawdyhouse Idea He Suggested
  03/04/17
CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the do...
Fear-inspiring Private Investor
  10/01/19
That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
avocado school
  03/04/17
^^^
narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone
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chestnut charismatic weed whacker
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mint mental disorder immigrant
  03/04/17
Killself is always CR
Plum exhilarant brunch
  03/04/17
fuck those uptight normies
Dashing patrolman
  03/04/17
lol'd
passionate resort
  03/04/17
pretty good
mint mental disorder immigrant
  03/04/17
...
Comical Chartreuse Heaven
  03/04/17
Ljl friend
talking excitant business firm friendly grandma
  03/04/17
p funny
concupiscible indian lodge sound barrier
  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
Fear-inspiring Private Investor
  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
Out-of-control gay wizard
  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone
  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
Out-of-control gay wizard
  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone
  03/04/17
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rose church building
  03/05/17
Cr
concupiscible indian lodge sound barrier
  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
kink-friendly trust fund
  03/05/17
cr
Aphrodisiac bearded parlor dysfunction
  06/16/17
CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
aqua rehab masturbator
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Elite Kitchen Digit Ratio
  03/04/17
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Opaque yapping useless brakes hominid
  03/04/17
Lol
Wonderful metal faggot firefighter circlehead
  03/05/17
Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
Dashing patrolman
  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
Electric Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Chapel
  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
Painfully honest deer antler spot
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Shivering Prole Coffee Pot
  03/05/17
lmao
Blathering point
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fragrant copper stage kitty
  03/05/17
cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
Crystalline center
  03/05/17
Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
Overrated Church Corn Cake
  03/05/17
Tell her the joke pussy
Flushed crotch brethren
  03/05/17
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Flushed crotch brethren
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chestnut charismatic weed whacker
  03/05/17
#goyproblems jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring ...
khaki deep alpha giraffe
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Flushed crotch brethren
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beady-eyed magenta principal's office
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Cerise generalized bond
  06/16/17
That's hilarious bro
Vibrant autistic multi-billionaire
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Flushed crotch brethren
  10/01/19
Update? Also, very good use of XO humor
magical cerebral property fortuitous meteor
  10/01/19
I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude
Pink area
  10/01/19


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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754443)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Offensive Lilac Gas Station Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754448)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: shaky stubborn goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring whorehouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lay Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754455)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Cordovan know-it-all stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: rose church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: startled mewling double fault roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Bistre office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754471)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: hideous athletic conference gunner

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren

I was implying that he was fucking his niece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Sepia effete juggernaut den

we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754511)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit messiness

erryone's a winner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Saffron Territorial Boistinker Address

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Pale balding state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754524)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Sepia effete juggernaut den

Sandusky Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Bronze base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754546)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Carnelian Bawdyhouse Idea He Suggested

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Private Investor

CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the door for a smart ass rebuttal. OP just pushed the envelope further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915376)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: avocado school

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754861)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone

^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755438)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: mint mental disorder immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant brunch

Killself is always CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing patrolman

fuck those uptight normies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: passionate resort

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: mint mental disorder immigrant

pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Comical Chartreuse Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755518)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: talking excitant business firm friendly grandma

Ljl friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge sound barrier

p funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Private Investor

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control gay wizard

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755623)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control gay wizard

You watch the American Cup today at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded hyperactive ticket booth telephone

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: rose church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756367)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge sound barrier

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly trust fund

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded parlor dysfunction

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: aqua rehab masturbator

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Elite Kitchen Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755656)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Opaque yapping useless brakes hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755661)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Wonderful metal faggot firefighter circlehead

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Dashing patrolman

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Electric Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Chapel

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest deer antler spot

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Shivering Prole Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760653)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Blathering point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: fragrant copper stage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758294)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Crystalline center

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Overrated Church Corn Cake

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758442)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren

Tell her the joke pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576408)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760649)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: khaki deep alpha giraffe

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758993)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: khaki deep alpha giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282721)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed magenta principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Cerise generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576428)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Vibrant autistic multi-billionaire

That's hilarious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Flushed crotch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915286)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: magical cerebral property fortuitous meteor

Update?

Also, very good use of XO humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915345)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: Pink area

I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915370)