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reminder: even the bigfed jobs listed on USAjobs are being filled internally now

if you ain't bigfed now, you are shit out of luck.
fluffy deer antler hell
  03/18/17
Whats the appeal of fed over the higher pay in the private s...
Black Masturbator
  04/07/17
Easier work, 9-5 hours, benefits.
thirsty bateful university
  04/07/17
I work a 9-5 in the private sector and make 6 figures. It's ...
Black Masturbator
  04/07/17
So, if you're a lazy fuck with no ambition? Got it.
Elite corn cake national
  04/07/17
(GC)
lime costumed den place of business
  04/07/17
lol at ambition when you can just cruise through life making...
maroon aggressive round eye azn
  04/23/17
lol @ 9-5 hours in law
Wonderful mewling yarmulke
  04/07/17
yeah, not happening in private sector law
fluffy deer antler hell
  04/07/17
It exists in bigfed, but not if you are still doing litigati...
thirsty bateful university
  04/07/17
job security, decent pay, decent hours, decent retirement, g...
fluffy deer antler hell
  04/07/17
DRAIN THE SWAMP!!! ALl Fed employees are not only worthle...
Elite corn cake national
  04/07/17
cr. lol@ these pathetic lazy trash
self-centered gold pistol
  04/08/17
...
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
I want some of that grape drank baby
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
It's true. Current fed here. Most positions before the freez...
bright range dog poop
  04/07/17
what level of clearance do you need? Whats the cap on the...
Black Masturbator
  04/07/17
You also get 13 sick days and after 3 years you get 20 vacat...
Adulterous Stain International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/07/17
holy shit, 13 vacay + 13 sick days + all fed holidays, thats...
Black Masturbator
  04/07/17
No catch. You still get paid. No note. Maybe just an intern...
bright range dog poop
  04/07/17
What's the minimum GS level to get the 13 vacay + 13 sick da...
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
as far I know everyone gets it
emerald psychic nursing home
  04/08/17
cool.
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
Clearance is TS/SCI
bright range dog poop
  04/07/17
Did you have to take a poly? If so how difficult?
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
Ljl. Enjoy your random drug tests. Im a secret clearance bro...
Aromatic Pisswyrm Legal Warrant
  04/08/17
Whats so bad about TS clearance for those that don't use dru...
Black Masturbator
  04/08/17
Wait till you get some sort of medical issue that weed would...
Aromatic Pisswyrm Legal Warrant
  04/08/17
did you have any sort of incident in your past ever? it's ju...
poppy location hissy fit
  04/23/17
yeah when i was 14, but since then i've been clean as a whis...
Black Masturbator
  04/23/17
was the poly single scope or just the vanilla ts/sci poly?
Orange digit ratio
  04/08/17
...
Black Masturbator
  04/23/17
What's the fed pension like now? A lot of my friends' parent...
soul-stirring candlestick maker toilet seat
  04/23/17


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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: fluffy deer antler hell

if you ain't bigfed now, you are shit out of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#32863486)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

Whats the appeal of fed over the higher pay in the private sector?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021724)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: thirsty bateful university

Easier work, 9-5 hours, benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021732)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

I work a 9-5 in the private sector and make 6 figures. It's pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021759)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Elite corn cake national

So, if you're a lazy fuck with no ambition? Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021768)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: lime costumed den place of business

(GC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021817)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: maroon aggressive round eye azn

lol at ambition when you can just cruise through life making 120-140k at 35 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33144611)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Wonderful mewling yarmulke

lol @ 9-5 hours in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021772)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: fluffy deer antler hell

yeah, not happening in private sector law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021787)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: thirsty bateful university

It exists in bigfed, but not if you are still doing litigation/investigation/enforcement stuff, or you know, in charge of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021795)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: fluffy deer antler hell

job security, decent pay, decent hours, decent retirement, good benefit plans, fairly interesting work, chill af coworkers (all 3 agencies I worked at had chill peeps), no screaming bosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021784)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Elite corn cake national

DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

ALl Fed employees are not only worthles,s but they are a major DRAIN on th eeconomy. FUCK YOU ALL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021813)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: self-centered gold pistol

cr. lol@ these pathetic lazy trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33026659)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Black Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028161)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

I want some of that grape drank baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028314)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: bright range dog poop

It's true. Current fed here. Most positions before the freeze we only wanted current feds because they already had clearance. Now the only postings are for details for current fed attorneys.

Also fed attorney hours are 9-5, all federal holidays, 13 vacation days a year in the beginning going up to 26 a year (that you can rollover), pension, 401k match, cheap health and life insurance, and the cherry on top-interesting work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021819)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

what level of clearance do you need?

Whats the cap on the 401k match?

13 vacation days is low as fock. I get 23 in the private sector, and can rollover 20 days a year.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021861)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Adulterous Stain International Law Enforcement Agency

You also get 13 sick days and after 3 years you get 20 vacation days, you can rollover 30 days a year

matches up to 5%



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33021929)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

holy shit, 13 vacay + 13 sick days + all fed holidays, thats baller as fuck.

Whats the catch with the sick days vs vacay distinction though? Sick days unpaid? Gotta have a doctors note or some shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33022239)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: bright range dog poop

No catch. You still get paid.

No note. Maybe just an internal autoreply on your email "out sick today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33022708)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

What's the minimum GS level to get the 13 vacay + 13 sick days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33026438)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: emerald psychic nursing home

as far I know everyone gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028183)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028207)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: bright range dog poop

Clearance is TS/SCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33022710)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

Did you have to take a poly? If so how difficult?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33026432)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Pisswyrm Legal Warrant

Ljl. Enjoy your random drug tests. Im a secret clearance bro would never cop a TS job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028214)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:16 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

Whats so bad about TS clearance for those that don't use drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028220)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Pisswyrm Legal Warrant

Wait till you get some sort of medical issue that weed would fix and then they fire your ass for pissing hot. Not worth it. You dont get paid any extra for a higher clearance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028230)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: poppy location hissy fit

did you have any sort of incident in your past ever? it's just gay going over it every few years

"So tell us (again) about that open container in 2000"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33144541)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Black Masturbator

yeah when i was 14, but since then i've been clean as a whistle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33144563)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Orange digit ratio

was the poly single scope or just the vanilla ts/sci poly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33028215)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Black Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33144522)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker toilet seat

What's the fed pension like now? A lot of my friends' parents retired at 80% of their final salary.

My one friends dad saved up a full year of leave that he cashed out on retirement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557455&forum_id=2#33144603)