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Cell phone company offered me 400k to build an antenna on my property

30 year lease and they get an easement. Ljl when it rains it...
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
Ask for 1m
Boyish center fat ankles
  03/23/17
Honestly i'd let them do it for 10k i get no service here no...
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
You need to price this out. A cell phone antenna attachment...
Contagious splenetic yarmulke
  03/23/17
Seriously?
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
hero
lime athletic conference
  03/23/17
"Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, di...
Carmine internal respiration
  03/23/17
Good question
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
Why are you assuming the cash flow won't grow? Need to know ...
Maniacal Church Building Generalized Bond
  03/23/17
Why would I assume otherwise?
Carmine internal respiration
  03/23/17
So you are asking him to ask for the entire present value of...
tripping potus
  03/23/17
Enjoy brain cancer.
tripping potus
  03/23/17
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blue beady-eyed tanning salon skinny woman
  03/23/17
He's gonna live forever.
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jade home double fault
  03/24/17
Libs losing hoap
Demanding macaca
  03/23/17
Enjoy ur cancer
lavender hairy legs
  03/23/17
Thats flame, plus it will be up on a hill a ways away from a...
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
Demand 800k
Arousing goal in life chad
  03/23/17
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disrespectful theater dingle berry
  03/24/17
Woah Cr Friend!
Aqua candlestick maker
  03/23/17
half cash, half coke
Multi-colored den
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slate razzle-dazzle rigpig mental disorder
  03/23/17
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Offensive Stimulating Giraffe Library
  03/23/17
Demand a clause that you get to fuck around on the antenna a...
cream provocative indirect expression brunch
  03/23/17
Yeah. Climbing it is FUN. BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!
tripping potus
  03/23/17
I wonder it i could tap into their bandwidth
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
(kindergarten cop kid)
Multi-colored den
  03/23/17
Free upgrades for life!
mahogany up-to-no-good associate striped hyena
  03/23/17
Many, many people who do this ultimately regret it. At th...
Cracking trailer park
  03/23/17
this is correct. it costs about $75,000 in 2017 dollars to r...
Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness
  03/23/17
why would you want to remove the tower? Can rig it for your ...
Racy Bbw
  03/23/17
Because (a) it sounds like it's no where near a road, (b) in...
Cracking trailer park
  03/23/17
"They arent going to give you permission to put a giant...
trip haunting gunner cruise ship
  03/23/17
...
shaky dilemma lettuce
  03/24/17
Huge Christmas tree.
Carmine internal respiration
  03/24/17
Best tree house ever.
Carmine internal respiration
  03/24/17
Oh and if you ever want to subdivide and sell you have a gia...
Cracking trailer park
  03/23/17
that's not how it works, dude. you discount the future co...
Charcoal Milk
  03/23/17
i have a lot of land so its not really a worry. This would b...
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
ask for 20,000 ETH instead
aromatic gas station
  03/23/17
C A N C E R clause dude: seriously, demand something re: can...
Misanthropic bistre lodge kitty
  03/23/17
lol at anyone telling him to demand anything. he doesn't own...
Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness
  03/23/17
MAKE | GOOD | DEALS they'll reject so then say FMV in ...
Wine National Security Agency
  03/23/17
no they won't. they'll just make their offer to a different ...
Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness
  03/23/17
well this presumes there's not someone immediately next door...
Wine National Security Agency
  03/23/17
there's about one cell tower every square half mile in a den...
Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness
  03/23/17
not doing subthread wasteland here, aspie, I think u get my ...
Wine National Security Agency
  03/23/17
Ask for more Demand more for every co-tenant Get a decent ...
bronze doctorate
  03/23/17
And they give him Boost Mobile FOR LIFE.
Carmine internal respiration
  03/23/17
With unlimited data.
bronze doctorate
  03/23/17
LJL. I've handled some of these deals. The cell company in...
Laughsome Point
  03/23/17
great advice. worth $10ks im sure.
Charcoal Milk
  03/23/17
Sounds like he also has to get the other side to cover his l...
Maroon stage
  03/23/17
of course.
Laughsome Point
  03/23/17
I imagine this is all boilerplate stuff they do these all th...
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
you imagine wrong. they usually try to pay out a fixed sum,...
Laughsome Point
  03/23/17
Crazy, good to know
Floppy pocket flask elastic band
  03/23/17
I helped somebody do one of these once. Lease was like 30 pa...
bronze doctorate
  03/23/17
In a few of the ones I've done the provisions aren't boilerp...
Cracking trailer park
  03/23/17
also they don't include repair and takeaway costs, so when t...
Hairraiser locus
  03/23/17
lol @ assuming kindness and decency from a corporation
Charcoal Milk
  03/24/17
Woah Cr friend!
disrespectful theater dingle berry
  03/24/17
If you play hardball, they will go next door. Now you have a...
jade home double fault
  03/24/17


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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

30 year lease and they get an easement. Ljl when it rains it pours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898824)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Boyish center fat ankles

Ask for 1m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898841)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

Honestly i'd let them do it for 10k i get no service here now, plus they will run fiber to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898846)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Contagious splenetic yarmulke

You need to price this out. A cell phone antenna attachment pays rent of about $700 per month to be on a tower. Each carrier will want an attachment on the tower, so you typically will see 4-5 attachments per tower. Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, discounted to present value. That's how much you should be asking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898917)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

Seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898926)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: lime athletic conference

hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898935)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

"Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, discounted to present value."

Given bankruptcy and enforcement risk, I judge this a mildly risky investment and apply a 10% discount, valuing the $3,500 cash flow at about $420,000.

What's the tax treatment for $3,500 monthly payments? Ordinary income would be TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899191)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

Good question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899230)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building Generalized Bond

Why are you assuming the cash flow won't grow? Need to know the term of $700/month leases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900066)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

Why would I assume otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901775)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: tripping potus

So you are asking him to ask for the entire present value of what the tower company will make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899247)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: tripping potus

Enjoy brain cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: blue beady-eyed tanning salon skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899363)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle rigpig mental disorder

He's gonna live forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901790)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed light site jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Ocher stock car ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903135)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: jade home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905312)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Demanding macaca

Libs losing hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898850)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: lavender hairy legs

Enjoy ur cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898852)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

Thats flame, plus it will be up on a hill a ways away from anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898859)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Arousing goal in life chad

Demand 800k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898853)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Big-titted Property Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898924)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:50 AM
Author: disrespectful theater dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904338)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Aqua candlestick maker

Woah Cr Friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898879)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored den

half cash, half coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898881)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: Dun public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898891)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle rigpig mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Offensive Stimulating Giraffe Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898928)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: cream provocative indirect expression brunch

Demand a clause that you get to fuck around on the antenna as much as you like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899264)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: tripping potus

Yeah. Climbing it is FUN. BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899281)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

I wonder it i could tap into their bandwidth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899320)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored den

(kindergarten cop kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899432)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: mahogany up-to-no-good associate striped hyena

Free upgrades for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899413)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park

Many, many people who do this ultimately regret it.

At the end of the lease do they have to repair the property? They like to leave the foundation and footings in the ground which can be very expensive to remove. I've even heard tower guys say over a few drinks that they sometimes try to sneak it in that they have no obligation to even remove the tower. After 30 years it's likely obsolete or nearing the end of its useful life anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899996)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness

this is correct. it costs about $75,000 in 2017 dollars to remove a full tower and the foundation. factor in inflation over 30 years and you're basically paying them for the tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900062)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Racy Bbw

why would you want to remove the tower? Can rig it for your own use or sell billboards on that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900121)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park

Because (a) it sounds like it's no where near a road, (b) in many jurisdictions billboards are almost as highly regulated as strip clubs. They arent going to give you permission to put a giant fucking sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower and (c) the sign company isn't going to want to put a valuable giant sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900198)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: trip haunting gunner cruise ship

"They arent going to give you permission to put a giant fucking sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower and (c) the sign company isn't going to want to put a valuable giant sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower. "

this made me chortle out loud in my office. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900347)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: shaky dilemma lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905360)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:48 AM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

Huge Christmas tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904335)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:54 AM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

Best tree house ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904343)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park

Oh and if you ever want to subdivide and sell you have a giant fuckkng tower to deal with as well as some prole cunt who thinks she's going to get cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900237)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Charcoal Milk

that's not how it works, dude.

you discount the future cost to the present.

let's say the real discount rate is 1%. that means the present value of the cost of tearing it down after 30 years is $56K or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901861)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

i have a lot of land so its not really a worry. This would be in an area i check once a year or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900332)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: aromatic gas station

ask for 20,000 ETH instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Misanthropic bistre lodge kitty

C A N C E R clause dude: seriously, demand something re: cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900093)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness

lol at anyone telling him to demand anything. he doesn't own all the land in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900108)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Wine National Security Agency

MAKE | GOOD | DEALS

they'll reject

so then say FMV in your estimate is higher than what offered, get a few extra bucks out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900124)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness

no they won't. they'll just make their offer to a different guy down the road and hope he's dumber and more prole/short-sighted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900141)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Wine National Security Agency

well this presumes there's not someone immediately next door, obviously

think of it like oil drilling

there's a reason they pick parcel A or B

but yeah if this guy has someone next door I might not be a HARDBALLER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900151)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Indecent stag film twinkling uncleanness

there's about one cell tower every square half mile in a densely populated area. do you know how many acres that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900193)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Wine National Security Agency

not doing subthread wasteland here, aspie, I think u get my point and I certainly acknowledge with the facts on your side, it would make sense to take the offer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900200)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:26 PM
Author: bronze doctorate

Ask for more

Demand more for every co-tenant

Get a decent inflation rate increase every 5 years

They pay increased property tax

Check with your homeowners. They pay if you need a rider

They pay to restore the grounds to like new condition

They indemnify and have duty to defend any administrative actions (zoning, environmental, etc.)

They indemnify and have duty to defend any civil actions

They maintain access road

Probably more I'm not thinking of. Better check with a realtor, ask how it affects resale value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901748)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

And they give him Boost Mobile FOR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901784)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: bronze doctorate

With unlimited data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901825)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Point

LJL. I've handled some of these deals. The cell company invariably ends up fucking the property owner.

OP, if you decide to do it, negotiate the actual cost of utilities, recalculated every X months, as an addition to any rents, and make the cell company install and use a separate meter (better) or third-party submeter (worse) for their power usage. You don't want them on your meter if you can help it - they run up your KW draw as well as your kWh usage. If you don't understand the difference, you need to do more research before you sign anything. Include utilities taxes, fees, etc as part of the deal. Also, make them pay for all maintenance, indemnify you for any damage, repair, environmental issues, noise, etc., and include a termination clause you can execute. A five-year lease with renewal options is probably better than 30 years. Then promptly stay on top of that shit and evict them the second things go sour - you can usually renegotiate for better terms at the threat of a UD suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901812)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Charcoal Milk

great advice. worth $10ks im sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901887)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Maroon stage

Sounds like he also has to get the other side to cover his legal fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901920)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Point

of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

I imagine this is all boilerplate stuff they do these all the time, of couse they pay utilities etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902112)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Point

you imagine wrong. they usually try to pay out a fixed sum, or a fixed monthly utilities payment when the actual utilities costs increase regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902120)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Floppy pocket flask elastic band

Crazy, good to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902129)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: bronze doctorate

I helped somebody do one of these once. Lease was like 30 pages, and had none of the stuff I listed above or that mccheese is talking about. U have to ask for all of it, their boilerplate lease is one sided as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902470)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking trailer park

In a few of the ones I've done the provisions aren't boilerplate per de but are one sided and unless you have a good industry knowledgeable attorney push hard for you they'll say they can't change the majority of it because "bullshit, bullshit and bullshit". They can and do change them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903368)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser locus

also they don't include repair and takeaway costs, so when they finish with the tower or it breaks in a storm, they just abandon it and the land owner is left with worthless shit on his property that costs a fuckton to remove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903386)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Charcoal Milk

lol @ assuming kindness and decency from a corporation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905329)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:51 AM
Author: disrespectful theater dingle berry

Woah Cr friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904339)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: jade home double fault

If you play hardball, they will go next door. Now you have a giant cell tower next door (and thus cancer) but no 400k.

All in all, YOUR fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905328)