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Cell phone company offered me 400k to build an antenna on my property

30 year lease and they get an easement. Ljl when it rains it...
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
Ask for 1m
hairraiser startling pistol mexican
  03/23/17
Honestly i'd let them do it for 10k i get no service here no...
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
You need to price this out. A cell phone antenna attachment...
Aqua Lascivious Theater Stage
  03/23/17
Seriously?
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  03/23/17
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"Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, di...
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  03/23/17
Good question
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  03/23/17
Why are you assuming the cash flow won't grow? Need to know ...
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  03/23/17
Why would I assume otherwise?
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  03/23/17
So you are asking him to ask for the entire present value of...
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  03/23/17
Enjoy brain cancer.
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He's gonna live forever.
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Libs losing hoap
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  03/23/17
Enjoy ur cancer
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  03/23/17
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  03/23/17
Demand 800k
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Demand a clause that you get to fuck around on the antenna a...
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  03/23/17
Yeah. Climbing it is FUN. BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!
vibrant low-t resort
  03/23/17
I wonder it i could tap into their bandwidth
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
(kindergarten cop kid)
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  03/23/17
Free upgrades for life!
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  03/23/17
Many, many people who do this ultimately regret it. At th...
chestnut brethren
  03/23/17
this is correct. it costs about $75,000 in 2017 dollars to r...
Red Lettuce
  03/23/17
why would you want to remove the tower? Can rig it for your ...
tantric bright box office
  03/23/17
Because (a) it sounds like it's no where near a road, (b) in...
chestnut brethren
  03/23/17
"They arent going to give you permission to put a giant...
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  03/24/17
Huge Christmas tree.
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  03/24/17
Best tree house ever.
hateful insanely creepy marketing idea
  03/24/17
Oh and if you ever want to subdivide and sell you have a gia...
chestnut brethren
  03/23/17
that's not how it works, dude. you discount the future co...
charismatic anal community account
  03/23/17
i have a lot of land so its not really a worry. This would b...
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
ask for 20,000 ETH instead
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  03/23/17
C A N C E R clause dude: seriously, demand something re: can...
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  03/23/17
lol at anyone telling him to demand anything. he doesn't own...
Red Lettuce
  03/23/17
MAKE | GOOD | DEALS they'll reject so then say FMV in ...
Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma
  03/23/17
no they won't. they'll just make their offer to a different ...
Red Lettuce
  03/23/17
well this presumes there's not someone immediately next door...
Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma
  03/23/17
there's about one cell tower every square half mile in a den...
Red Lettuce
  03/23/17
not doing subthread wasteland here, aspie, I think u get my ...
Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma
  03/23/17
Ask for more Demand more for every co-tenant Get a decent ...
Talented Abusive Hospital
  03/23/17
And they give him Boost Mobile FOR LIFE.
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  03/23/17
With unlimited data.
Talented Abusive Hospital
  03/23/17
LJL. I've handled some of these deals. The cell company in...
thriller plaza
  03/23/17
great advice. worth $10ks im sure.
charismatic anal community account
  03/23/17
Sounds like he also has to get the other side to cover his l...
Provocative State National Security Agency
  03/23/17
of course.
thriller plaza
  03/23/17
I imagine this is all boilerplate stuff they do these all th...
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
you imagine wrong. they usually try to pay out a fixed sum,...
thriller plaza
  03/23/17
Crazy, good to know
exhilarant zippy library
  03/23/17
I helped somebody do one of these once. Lease was like 30 pa...
Talented Abusive Hospital
  03/23/17
In a few of the ones I've done the provisions aren't boilerp...
chestnut brethren
  03/23/17
also they don't include repair and takeaway costs, so when t...
slate startled trailer park juggernaut
  03/23/17
lol @ assuming kindness and decency from a corporation
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  03/24/17
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  03/24/17
If you play hardball, they will go next door. Now you have a...
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  03/24/17


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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

30 year lease and they get an easement. Ljl when it rains it pours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898824)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: hairraiser startling pistol mexican

Ask for 1m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898841)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

Honestly i'd let them do it for 10k i get no service here now, plus they will run fiber to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898846)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Aqua Lascivious Theater Stage

You need to price this out. A cell phone antenna attachment pays rent of about $700 per month to be on a tower. Each carrier will want an attachment on the tower, so you typically will see 4-5 attachments per tower. Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, discounted to present value. That's how much you should be asking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898917)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

Seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898926)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Irradiated ungodly national

hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898935)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: hateful insanely creepy marketing idea

"Look at the value of $3,500 per month for 30 years, discounted to present value."

Given bankruptcy and enforcement risk, I judge this a mildly risky investment and apply a 10% discount, valuing the $3,500 cash flow at about $420,000.

What's the tax treatment for $3,500 monthly payments? Ordinary income would be TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899191)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

Good question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899230)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: dead office toilet seat

Why are you assuming the cash flow won't grow? Need to know the term of $700/month leases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900066)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: hateful insanely creepy marketing idea

Why would I assume otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901775)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: vibrant low-t resort

So you are asking him to ask for the entire present value of what the tower company will make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899247)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant low-t resort

Enjoy brain cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: submissive pervert parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899363)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Cracking yapping digit ratio

He's gonna live forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901790)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Arousing idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903135)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Gold Glittery Principal's Office Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905312)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Irate Sepia Cuckoldry Theatre

Libs losing hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898850)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Mischievous jet-lagged boltzmann

Enjoy ur cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898852)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

Thats flame, plus it will be up on a hill a ways away from anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898859)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: 180 puce home nowag

Demand 800k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898853)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Contagious Temple Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898924)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:50 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904338)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: yellow hall persian

Woah Cr Friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898879)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: ebony cruel-hearted roast beef selfie

half cash, half coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898881)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: navy nofapping stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898891)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Cracking yapping digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32898928)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Peach Round Eye Ceo

Demand a clause that you get to fuck around on the antenna as much as you like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899264)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: vibrant low-t resort

Yeah. Climbing it is FUN. BOUNCY! BOUNCY! BOUNCY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899281)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

I wonder it i could tap into their bandwidth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899320)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: ebony cruel-hearted roast beef selfie

(kindergarten cop kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899432)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible sinister feces lodge

Free upgrades for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899413)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: chestnut brethren

Many, many people who do this ultimately regret it.

At the end of the lease do they have to repair the property? They like to leave the foundation and footings in the ground which can be very expensive to remove. I've even heard tower guys say over a few drinks that they sometimes try to sneak it in that they have no obligation to even remove the tower. After 30 years it's likely obsolete or nearing the end of its useful life anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32899996)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Red Lettuce

this is correct. it costs about $75,000 in 2017 dollars to remove a full tower and the foundation. factor in inflation over 30 years and you're basically paying them for the tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900062)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: tantric bright box office

why would you want to remove the tower? Can rig it for your own use or sell billboards on that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900121)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: chestnut brethren

Because (a) it sounds like it's no where near a road, (b) in many jurisdictions billboards are almost as highly regulated as strip clubs. They arent going to give you permission to put a giant fucking sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower and (c) the sign company isn't going to want to put a valuable giant sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900198)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Beta international law enforcement agency lay

"They arent going to give you permission to put a giant fucking sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower and (c) the sign company isn't going to want to put a valuable giant sign on a jury rigged rusting out cell phone tower. "

this made me chortle out loud in my office. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900347)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: vermilion underhanded coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905360)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:48 AM
Author: hateful insanely creepy marketing idea

Huge Christmas tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904335)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:54 AM
Author: hateful insanely creepy marketing idea

Best tree house ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32904343)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: chestnut brethren

Oh and if you ever want to subdivide and sell you have a giant fuckkng tower to deal with as well as some prole cunt who thinks she's going to get cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900237)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: charismatic anal community account

that's not how it works, dude.

you discount the future cost to the present.

let's say the real discount rate is 1%. that means the present value of the cost of tearing it down after 30 years is $56K or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901861)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

i have a lot of land so its not really a worry. This would be in an area i check once a year or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900332)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Comical step-uncle's house

ask for 20,000 ETH instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Coiffed electric masturbator skinny woman

C A N C E R clause dude: seriously, demand something re: cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900093)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Red Lettuce

lol at anyone telling him to demand anything. he doesn't own all the land in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900108)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma

MAKE | GOOD | DEALS

they'll reject

so then say FMV in your estimate is higher than what offered, get a few extra bucks out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900124)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Red Lettuce

no they won't. they'll just make their offer to a different guy down the road and hope he's dumber and more prole/short-sighted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900141)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma

well this presumes there's not someone immediately next door, obviously

think of it like oil drilling

there's a reason they pick parcel A or B

but yeah if this guy has someone next door I might not be a HARDBALLER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900151)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Red Lettuce

there's about one cell tower every square half mile in a densely populated area. do you know how many acres that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900193)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Vigorous canary theater friendly grandma

not doing subthread wasteland here, aspie, I think u get my point and I certainly acknowledge with the facts on your side, it would make sense to take the offer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32900200)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:26 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Hospital

Ask for more

Demand more for every co-tenant

Get a decent inflation rate increase every 5 years

They pay increased property tax

Check with your homeowners. They pay if you need a rider

They pay to restore the grounds to like new condition

They indemnify and have duty to defend any administrative actions (zoning, environmental, etc.)

They indemnify and have duty to defend any civil actions

They maintain access road

Probably more I'm not thinking of. Better check with a realtor, ask how it affects resale value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901748)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: hateful insanely creepy marketing idea

And they give him Boost Mobile FOR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901784)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Hospital

With unlimited data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901825)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: thriller plaza

LJL. I've handled some of these deals. The cell company invariably ends up fucking the property owner.

OP, if you decide to do it, negotiate the actual cost of utilities, recalculated every X months, as an addition to any rents, and make the cell company install and use a separate meter (better) or third-party submeter (worse) for their power usage. You don't want them on your meter if you can help it - they run up your KW draw as well as your kWh usage. If you don't understand the difference, you need to do more research before you sign anything. Include utilities taxes, fees, etc as part of the deal. Also, make them pay for all maintenance, indemnify you for any damage, repair, environmental issues, noise, etc., and include a termination clause you can execute. A five-year lease with renewal options is probably better than 30 years. Then promptly stay on top of that shit and evict them the second things go sour - you can usually renegotiate for better terms at the threat of a UD suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901812)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: charismatic anal community account

great advice. worth $10ks im sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901887)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Provocative State National Security Agency

Sounds like he also has to get the other side to cover his legal fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32901920)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: thriller plaza

of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

I imagine this is all boilerplate stuff they do these all the time, of couse they pay utilities etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902112)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: thriller plaza

you imagine wrong. they usually try to pay out a fixed sum, or a fixed monthly utilities payment when the actual utilities costs increase regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902120)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy library

Crazy, good to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902129)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Hospital

I helped somebody do one of these once. Lease was like 30 pages, and had none of the stuff I listed above or that mccheese is talking about. U have to ask for all of it, their boilerplate lease is one sided as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32902470)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: chestnut brethren

In a few of the ones I've done the provisions aren't boilerplate per de but are one sided and unless you have a good industry knowledgeable attorney push hard for you they'll say they can't change the majority of it because "bullshit, bullshit and bullshit". They can and do change them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903368)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: slate startled trailer park juggernaut

also they don't include repair and takeaway costs, so when they finish with the tower or it breaks in a storm, they just abandon it and the land owner is left with worthless shit on his property that costs a fuckton to remove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32903386)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: charismatic anal community account

lol @ assuming kindness and decency from a corporation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562000&forum_id=2#32905329)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 2:51 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

Woah Cr friend!

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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Gold Glittery Principal's Office Potus

If you play hardball, they will go next door. Now you have a giant cell tower next door (and thus cancer) but no 400k.

All in all, YOUR fucked.

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