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Catholics: can you explain why you believe in retarded "miracles"?

Ljl at this pagan shit: Another miracle approved by the...
concupiscible ticket booth
  03/23/17
Wtf
Sticky Whorehouse
  03/23/17
They are really disgusting people.
concupiscible ticket booth
  03/23/17
Raised Catholic but never believed in this stuff.
Sticky Whorehouse
  03/23/17
I went in a catholic church as a kid for some reason and fel...
concupiscible ticket booth
  03/23/17
Lol at individualist feel-good protestants just lol
Sticky Whorehouse
  03/23/17
>>We fought a revolutionary war to keep these people o...
Magenta Apoplectic Locus Goal In Life
  03/23/17
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_Revolution_(Marylan...
concupiscible ticket booth
  03/23/17
Same but I was a believer until I was about 14 when I had an...
Gay aphrodisiac institution reading party
  03/23/17
explain magnets smart guy
Cruel-hearted Address Ceo
  03/23/17
so much this
well-lubricated scarlet feces
  03/23/17
...
Razzle-dazzle drunken cuck tanning salon
  03/23/17
For fun.
rusted bonkers market coffee pot
  03/23/17
why do you think miracles can't happen shitlib
vigorous slate ratface theater stage
  03/23/17
(heretic)
Magenta Apoplectic Locus Goal In Life
  03/23/17
sim glitches aren't real?
Orange swollen toaster
  03/23/17
lol the catholic church is a clown syndicate.
khaki bisexual cuckoldry
  03/23/17
...
concupiscible ticket booth
  03/23/17
The Bible says to ask in Jesus' name and it will be done. ...
Pontificating Balding New Version Electric Furnace
  03/23/17
You aren't expected to believe any of the miracles confirmed...
federal motley school cafeteria
  03/23/17
John Paul II got rid of that office in a totally bullshit mo...
black pistol hunting ground
  03/23/17
lol, any particularly salient examples?
talented son of senegal
  03/23/17
If you can believe Jesus was the Son of God who was raised f...
Gay aphrodisiac institution reading party
  03/23/17
look you dumb faggot, 100k people witnessed the miracle refe...
Razzle-dazzle drunken cuck tanning salon
  03/23/17
not trying to say i know shit about physics but my middling ...
Smoky bearded casino place of business
  03/23/17


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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth

Ljl at this pagan shit:

Another miracle approved by the Church is the Miracle of the Sun, which is said to have occurred near Fátima, Portugal on October 13, 1917. According to legend, between 70,000 and 100,000 people, who were gathered at a cove near Fátima, witnessed the sun dim, change colors, spin, dance about in the sky, and appear to plummet to earth, radiating great heat in the process. After the ten-minute event, the ground and the people's clothing, which had been drenched by a previous rainstorm, were both dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899450)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Sticky Whorehouse

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899456)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth

They are really disgusting people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899478)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Sticky Whorehouse

Raised Catholic but never believed in this stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899482)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth

I went in a catholic church as a kid for some reason and felt an evil presence in there, with the sick statues of jesus on the cross and violent imagery. Really savage shit. We fought a revolutionary war to keep these people out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899525)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Sticky Whorehouse

Lol at individualist feel-good protestants just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899541)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Magenta Apoplectic Locus Goal In Life

>>We fought a revolutionary war to keep these people out

Explain Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899650)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_Revolution_(Maryland)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899751)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Gay aphrodisiac institution reading party

Same but I was a believer until I was about 14 when I had an epiphany and decided it was all nonsense and have been a non-believer ever since.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902990)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Address Ceo

explain magnets smart guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899457)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated scarlet feces

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899462)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drunken cuck tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902956)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: rusted bonkers market coffee pot

For fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899481)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: vigorous slate ratface theater stage

why do you think miracles can't happen shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899490)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Magenta Apoplectic Locus Goal In Life

(heretic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899492)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Orange swollen toaster

sim glitches aren't real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899529)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: khaki bisexual cuckoldry

lol the catholic church is a clown syndicate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32899533)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32900351)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Pontificating Balding New Version Electric Furnace

The Bible says to ask in Jesus' name and it will be done.

Watch a fundamentalist do mental pole vaulting trying to explain why that isn't complete horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32901119)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: federal motley school cafeteria

You aren't expected to believe any of the miracles confirmed by the Catholic church. They aren't points of doctrine.

The Church's role when it comes to miracles is highlighting the stuff that you definitely shouldn't believe in. The phrase "devil's advocate" comes from a person in the Catholic church whose job was basically to call bullshit on miracles attributed to prospective saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32901139)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: black pistol hunting ground

John Paul II got rid of that office in a totally bullshit move. Now everybody and their mother is getting made a saint. It's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32901143)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: talented son of senegal

lol, any particularly salient examples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902596)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Gay aphrodisiac institution reading party

If you can believe Jesus was the Son of God who was raised from the dead then believing in miracles is easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902944)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drunken cuck tanning salon

look you dumb faggot, 100k people witnessed the miracle referenced in the op, it happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902953)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Smoky bearded casino place of business

not trying to say i know shit about physics but my middling iq intuition is...with all this quantum shit anything goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562066&forum_id=2#32902970)