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I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also ta...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?
Frum senate pistol
  03/23/17
I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Why do you say you should have?
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
save money wedding was fun but planning it sucked.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.
Frum senate pistol
  03/23/17
it means run off to get married without a wedding. I usua...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
ESL?
nighttime wagecucks prole
  03/23/17
lmao
Burgundy police squad house
  03/23/17
omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was...
Cerebral khaki hunting ground hell
  03/24/17
lmao
carmine bawdyhouse
  03/24/17
jfc ragnus look before you leap
crawly tanning salon
  03/23/17
he'll get the third one right
aquamarine regret
  03/23/17
do you daddy your wife around is her net worth actually >...
crawly tanning salon
  03/23/17
What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like a...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
She sounds cr
Comical brilliant ceo locale
  03/23/17
In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be x...
Saffron insecure skinny woman stage
  03/23/17
oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barre...
swashbuckling church building rigor
  03/23/17
i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffe...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the ve...
gold beady-eyed indirect expression
  03/23/17
https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it ...
gold beady-eyed indirect expression
  03/23/17
not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet
snowy piazza clown
  03/23/17
How big is her dick?
Dashing mustard rehab
  03/23/17
Not that long, but girthy.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Hows the drilldo working out?
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
cq
honey-headed electric furnace
  03/23/17
How was the wedding Best gift? How many xoers were in...
Comical brilliant ceo locale
  03/23/17
Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and e...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
nutella didnt get an invite? sad! except that my finger w...
Comical brilliant ceo locale
  03/23/17
Most fun I've had in a long time christ i literally neve...
Comical brilliant ceo locale
  03/23/17
well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun b...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Does she know you beat off and approve of it
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
around how many tequila shots do you think you can physicall...
mischievous bbw
  03/23/17
If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
I believe it
mischievous bbw
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Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?
citrine nursing home foreskin
  03/23/17
i don't have a private garage.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Put it next to yr bed
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
gun safe goes next to the bed.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
pic? which one did you get
mischievous bbw
  03/23/17
about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out deli...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
i like it
mischievous bbw
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...
nighttime wagecucks prole
  03/23/17
damn, that sucks
citrine nursing home foreskin
  03/23/17
yeah condo living :(
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to p...
citrine nursing home foreskin
  03/23/17
this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen ...
mischievous bbw
  03/23/17
why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to ...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
shit dude, nooooooooo hows life since you got BREAKFAST? ...
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  03/23/17
yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up wit...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for par...
citrine nursing home foreskin
  03/23/17
good good what kind of jerb does your wife have/what fiel...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
dp
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big a...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its ...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nigh...
gold beady-eyed indirect expression
  03/23/17
in the comments: "This thing is perfect for when y...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
standing up to have sex is too much effort.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
"I can now do very large women..." was the part th...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop
  03/23/17
...
iridescent sanctuary generalized bond
  03/23/17
How often do you get emails (or any other communications) fr...
honey-headed electric furnace
  03/23/17
disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a ...
crawly tanning salon
  03/23/17
earls poaster husbandry gets high marks
honey-headed electric furnace
  03/23/17
rarely - maybe twice a year.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
lol wtf what kind of emails
Ocher Sandwich
  03/23/17
Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email fro...
Lascivious Balding Tank Step-uncle's House
  03/23/17
ok what do they spell
honey-headed electric furnace
  03/23/17
WGWAG, you noob
Lascivious Balding Tank Step-uncle's House
  03/24/17
How many kids?
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having o...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to...
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 y...
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and beca...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you ...
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted ...
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right pe...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
You mean zero OR two, right?
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled li...
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with. ...
Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  03/23/17
when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet? what time...
cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman
  03/23/17
without getting into specifics, that is not an issue. Me ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Does she smoke too Do you ever/usually smoke before boning
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
...
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before s...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too...
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
...
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think tha...
cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman
  03/23/17
obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I tak...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do y...
cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman
  03/23/17
i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have tha...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
ok fair enough
cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman
  03/23/17
Madonna whore?
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires...
cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman
  03/23/17
we want specifics. i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood....
nudist mad cow disease trust fund
  03/23/17
yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
l'chaim!
nudist mad cow disease trust fund
  03/23/17
you should buy ETH now
Ocher Sandwich
  03/23/17
cr ETH fund for earl jr
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thr...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
What's the source of his beef with you?
honey-headed electric furnace
  03/23/17
If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe h...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
Lol at wm How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose moni...
Comical brilliant ceo locale
  03/23/17
How often do you go to Hawaii? Any interest in moving ba...
Opaque electric center
  03/23/17
i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. ...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
can you fuck my ass
bearded hall
  03/23/17
answer please
bearded hall
  03/23/17
Do you have a prenup?
pungent avocado mental disorder
  03/23/17
nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforwar...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
That makes you a 180 ex-husband.
pungent avocado mental disorder
  03/23/17
maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn whi...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
How is commiefornia on alimony though?
pungent avocado mental disorder
  03/23/17
court decides but usually equal to half the time your were m...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
For real? That can't be the case.
Dashing mustard rehab
  03/23/17
What does this mean and why not
fishy glittery resort feces
  03/23/17
well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate acc...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do y...
Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse
  03/23/17
i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for...
cream vibrant library
  03/23/17
10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, ...
Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse
  03/23/17
i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH. can i haz a 40 hour w...
floppy jet business firm cumskin
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also taking advice on whether I should buy ETH and cause the price to crater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899942)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Frum senate pistol

do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899947)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899957)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

Why do you say you should have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900046)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

save money

wedding was fun but planning it sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900084)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Frum senate pistol

i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

it means run off to get married without a wedding.

I usually do not think of exes when having sex with her, though I won't promise I never have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900328)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: nighttime wagecucks prole

ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900404)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Burgundy police squad house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903342)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Cerebral khaki hunting ground hell

omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was a bort meme i missed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906268)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: carmine bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

jfc ragnus look before you leap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899960)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: aquamarine regret

he'll get the third one right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900004)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

do you daddy your wife around

is her net worth actually >>> yours

does she cook? if so is it normal whitewashed or are there things from her, uh, heritage "cuisine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899955)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like an object or expect her speak only when spoken to. However she is aware that there are real differences between men and women and she does not reject traditional gender roles day to day - though her career is important to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899976)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Comical brilliant ceo locale

She sounds cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900027)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Saffron insecure skinny woman stage

In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be xospeak for what libs call "mansplaining." E.g. telling your gf that she shouldn't spend money on dumb shit seems to be a common application of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900699)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me as a husband is my unrepentant sexism. But I love and respect my wife very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900724)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building rigor

Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barrel mentioned in your thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899978)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffee table and media console) are on back order so I have until the delivery is set to decide - they will call me and let me know when I have to decide.

I am leaning towards it because the living spaces bed is uglier and would require a separate delivery schedule and fee. Also I get 10% off everything from C&B for my registry completion.

I asked my wife about a wood bed from room and board and she wanted upholstered. I don't care enough to argue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900001)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed indirect expression

Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the veneer is coming off and it chips easily. Google it to make sure that's not the one you got. I hate it and it's expensive too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900242)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee-table/s327388

This one. I know its expensive and a little goofy but it's awesome and the gold-ish legs work in our living room. Also I like that the legs do not extend to the end of the table, which opens the space up more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900267)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed indirect expression

You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it opens up the space more lol.

It's actually not a child unfriendly table since there are no sharp corners...planning for some rugrats soon???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900415)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and the stupid dog running around everywhere. Not having the table frame on the outside makes it looks like it takes up less space while giving you the full surface area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900433)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: snowy piazza clown

Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899981)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Dashing mustard rehab

How big is her dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899982)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

Not that long, but girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900034)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

Hows the drilldo working out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900012)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: honey-headed electric furnace

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900785)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Comical brilliant ceo locale

How was the wedding

Best gift?

How many xoers were invited

Did doobs make an appearance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900013)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and everything went off without a hitch - except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours my ring barely fit. Reception was awesome and everyone drank a lot.

Best gift was probably the down comforter or some of the nice all clad cookware we got. Use those a lot. Also got $$$ which is nice.

just my brother if he counts

No but there was this weird stagecoach prop at the receptions. You couldn't see inside, but you could here this weird mewling on occasion and the guests hanging out near the stagecoach complained about finding orange pubes in their drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900073)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Comical brilliant ceo locale

nutella didnt get an invite? sad!

except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours

wtf explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Comical brilliant ceo locale

Most fun I've had in a long time

christ i literally never have fun when i go places/socialize. i must just be progrmmed wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900106)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun but I had a great time. Just wish I spent more time with my guests who I don't see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900207)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

Does she know you beat off and approve of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900050)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a day or two of the time I expect to make whoopie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900094)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: mischievous bbw

around how many tequila shots do you think you can physically take in one night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing up but being hungover as shit the next day? Probably 15-18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: mischievous bbw

I believe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900177)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: iridescent sanctuary generalized bond



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Peach legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900376)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: citrine nursing home foreskin

Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900197)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i don't have a private garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900216)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

Put it next to yr bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900320)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

gun safe goes next to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900333)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: mischievous bbw

pic? which one did you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900512)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out delivery.

https://www.costco.com/BIGHORN-Safe-19.1-CuFt---30-min-Fire-Protection---59%22H-x-28%22W-x-20%22D---Electronic-Lock.product.11642080.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900595)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: mischievous bbw

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900773)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: nighttime wagecucks prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: citrine nursing home foreskin

damn, that sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900437)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

yeah condo living :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900488)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: citrine nursing home foreskin

We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to put in my basement once I buy a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900510)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: mischievous bbw

this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen it in person and I want it. My basement won't handle it though.

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/fitness-gear-pro-full-rack-16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu/16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu?camp=CSE:DSG_pg15988_PLA_452&gclid=CPfA_pPc7dICFdSCswodqXsJSg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900918)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to your marital bliss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900424)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900440)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

shit dude, nooooooooo

hows life since you got BREAKFAST? Stuff going pretty well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900449)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up with more admin shit so it evens out. Ideally this will result in more money for me, but we'll see.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900486)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: citrine nursing home foreskin

how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for partners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900523)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

good good

what kind of jerb does your wife have/what field is she in?

are your hours pretty good? do you have plenty of time to spend w the wifey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900573)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

dp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900623)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big aerospace company. Low six figure job but she works quite a bit and her commute sucks. she leaves from home around 6:15-6:30 am.

My hours are very flexible but weird. I go to work late working from home 9-10 or 9-11 while playing with my dog. I come home from work early by 6:30 or 7 every day so I always have dinner with my wife.

She passes out around 10-10:30 because she has to get up so early for work, and so I then work more or watch TV play video games and drink and poast. I usually go to bed around 1-2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its kinda shit that she has a long commute =(

Are you guys planning on having kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900800)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed indirect expression

Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nights or dog bathing:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I8ZC6TM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Nze1ybGHTQ4HT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900526)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

in the comments:

"This thing is perfect for when you don't want to get your bed sheets dirty. The hardest part was trying to find studs to mount it. I can now do very large women without worrying about breaking my sleep number bed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900606)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

standing up to have sex is too much effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900712)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor gaming laptop

"I can now do very large women..." was the part that amused me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900793)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: iridescent sanctuary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900860)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: honey-headed electric furnace

How often do you get emails (or any other communications) from XO weirdos you don't know?

Based on what I've gathered from various poastings you sound like a good husband for your particular wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a husband for all of us posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901043)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: honey-headed electric furnace

earls poaster husbandry gets high marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901065)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

rarely - maybe twice a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901053)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Ocher Sandwich

lol wtf

what kind of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Balding Tank Step-uncle's House

Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email from my company email. Serious looking request for a pitch from a potential big new client. You finally get down to the sig line and see "PS: lol, earl"

Later you'll notice what the first letter of the first five sentences spell out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902991)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: honey-headed electric furnace

ok what do they spell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903296)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Balding Tank Step-uncle's House

WGWAG, you noob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32905015)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

How many kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901075)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having one in maybe 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901081)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901092)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless we move to the valley or Santa Monica. Can't afford Santa Monica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 years? Do you have outdoor space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901123)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and became a big office. We could convert it back easily if needed though I like my office.

We have a balcony/tiny patio but no real outdoor area. There is a back yard we never go to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901145)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you feel too settled or you are old in the head and relieved you are so settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901160)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down with more or less everything. kids will really be the big decision that will change the way I live the rest of my life.

We could retire in the Philippines on the beach in 10 years if no kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901173)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted this settled down husband life eventually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901249)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right person and was in the right place in life. I never thought it was fulfilling or something I wanted to do forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901278)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

You mean zero OR two, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901093)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901104)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled little aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901124)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901153)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse self-absorbed mad-dog skullcap heaven

1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with.

But if you have helicopter parent tendencies best to do 2 to diffuse it....too much attention, pressure and family resources for 1 kid ime isn't healthy long term. His Asian wife isn't oriental though so idk about the tiger mom tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901114)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman

when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet?

what time/effort does it take to get her there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901078)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

without getting into specifics, that is not an issue.

Me staying hard at 11:30 pm after working and having had sex the night before... that's a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901086)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

Does she smoke too

Do you ever/usually smoke before boning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901097)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901169)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before sex but I smoke weed 3-4 nights a week now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901224)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:35 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too now, drink less, sleep better

Nervous about potential dates/gfs thinking I'm a stoner though if I suggest we toke too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date someone who is anti weed. Though my wife didnt smoke before I met her. I woudn't date a pothead either.

I drink less which is a good result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901392)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901997)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman

I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think that's more a function of boredom/creativity, not physical limitations



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901103)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I take monogamy seriously (now that I am committed) so we have to deal with the routine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901112)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman

yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do you have that complex where omg thathhhh mah wifeeee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901117)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have that complex. Not getting into specifics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901161)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman

ok fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901167)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

Madonna whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901163)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: cordovan hilarious ladyboy black woman

um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires and everyday life

or ami wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901195)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: nudist mad cow disease trust fund

we want specifics.

i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood. you can be more specific for the sake of content creation(R).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901168)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will probably be a horrible husband - no offense.

Your content creation is still appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901178)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: nudist mad cow disease trust fund

l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901238)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Ocher Sandwich

you should buy ETH now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901105)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

cr ETH fund for earl jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901133)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thread with some stupid insult, of if he wants to start a few more unreciprocated Earl-threads instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901214)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: honey-headed electric furnace

What's the source of his beef with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe he had some quality off the wall kooky posts 10 years ago, I never followed the whokebian poster schtick.

So years ago he is made a mod and then starts bragging about it and asking people to post a list of threads or posts they want deleted and he does so.

I tell him to stop being a little kid about it and I tell rach he is being a dumbass (yes I told rach).

Rach publicly berates Watchmen.

WM then flips out about it and spends the next 3 years sniping at me. I never respond to his threads or his posts since he is an attention seeking child who just makes outrageous shit up. Getting ignored probably bothers him too.

Some current posters still like his style of posting and aggressive fake bragging I guess. But his pettiness and mean streak has soiled much if not all of whatever legacy he had.

It's funny to lie about being rich and make up stories about the fancy shit you do and own, but when you use those lies to try and put others down because in your imaginary world they have less money than you - well it looks bad that you are using that as the basis for judgment and looks doubly sad because you are lying about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901383)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Comical brilliant ceo locale

Lol at wm

How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose monikers tho. They should be in a museum not in his clutches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Opaque electric center

How often do you go to Hawaii?

Any interest in moving back there permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901408)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. Going in June for my 20 year HS reunion.

If I have kids I would seriously consider raising them in Hawaii and sending them to Punahou. Best place for asian kids to grow up by far without them turning into UVT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903287)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: bearded hall

can you fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902038)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: bearded hall

answer please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: pungent avocado mental disorder

Do you have a prenup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903066)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforward. I did not try to contract out of alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903291)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: pungent avocado mental disorder

That makes you a 180 ex-husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903300)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn while married if we got divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903329)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: pungent avocado mental disorder

How is commiefornia on alimony though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903354)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

court decides but usually equal to half the time your were married. Until 10 years, then alimony = for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903361)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Dashing mustard rehab

For real? That can't be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: fishy glittery resort feces

What does this mean and why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903302)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate account/trust and is being invested separately and will go to my family if I die.

Everything I make since getting married is split 50/50 with my wife as community property. I am okay with that so I don't know what I would do with a prenup. I make a lot more than her, but its not like Kobe dating a stripper where he makes 100 times what she makes and she has no business sharing "their" income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903325)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse

be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do you ever regret doMANstication?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903359)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: cream vibrant library

i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for a second. Fucking random slores is not that satisfying after a while. And it can exacerbate loneliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903370)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse

10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, you will scratch dat pussy itch, real talk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903385)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: floppy jet business firm cumskin

i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH.

can i haz a 40 hour work week for 150k?

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