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Describe your experiences getting caught jacking off
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Soul-stirring whorehouse | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| Honey-headed principal's office | 04/15/17 |
| alcoholic den | 04/15/17 |
| sickened plum twinkling uncleanness | 04/15/17 |
| exciting market | 04/17/17 |
| shivering son of senegal plaza | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| mustard stain | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| mustard stain | 04/15/17 |
| yellow razzle space ratface | 04/15/17 |
| mustard stain | 04/15/17 |
| yellow razzle space ratface | 04/15/17 |
| shivering son of senegal plaza | 04/15/17 |
| onyx high-end casino corn cake | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| curious giraffe theater stage | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| curious giraffe theater stage | 04/15/17 |
| brindle charismatic abode ape | 04/15/17 |
| Bull headed ebony shitlib | 04/15/17 |
| curious giraffe theater stage | 04/15/17 |
| Up-to-no-good Quadroon University | 04/15/17 |
| underhanded immigrant stage | 04/15/17 |
| curious giraffe theater stage | 04/15/17 |
| shivering son of senegal plaza | 04/15/17 |
| yellow razzle space ratface | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Greedy French Chef | 04/15/17 |
| onyx high-end casino corn cake | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| Swashbuckling bipolar national | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Fuchsia Institution | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| Greedy French Chef | 04/15/17 |
| Vermilion magical menage boltzmann | 04/15/17 |
| narrow-minded excitant trailer park pozpig | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| narrow-minded excitant trailer park pozpig | 04/15/17 |
| Fuchsia Institution | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| sickened plum twinkling uncleanness | 04/15/17 |
| yellow razzle space ratface | 04/15/17 |
| Buck-toothed school cafeteria | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| autistic chest-beating hall | 04/15/17 |
| big bat shit crazy crotch point | 04/15/17 |
| Laughsome locale associate | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious useless site | 04/15/17 |
| passionate library brethren | 04/17/17 |
| rusted racy national security agency area | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Judgmental bat-shit-crazy crackhouse macaca | 04/15/17 |
| onyx high-end casino corn cake | 04/15/17 |
| Judgmental bat-shit-crazy crackhouse macaca | 04/15/17 |
| Greedy French Chef | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Jet mental disorder | 04/15/17 |
| Up-to-no-good Quadroon University | 04/15/17 |
| Dashing Hominid School | 04/15/17 |
| yellow razzle space ratface | 04/15/17 |
| Jet mental disorder | 04/15/17 |
| Mischievous orchestra pit roast beef | 04/15/17 |
| Orchid Slippery Ticket Booth | 04/16/17 |
| infuriating toilet seat | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious useless site | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious useless site | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| dark sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| big bat shit crazy crotch point | 04/15/17 |
| well-lubricated rehab gunner | 04/15/17 |
| Milky razzmatazz black woman stage | 04/15/17 |
| sooty irradiated address | 04/15/17 |
| lake milk kitchen | 04/15/17 |
| mind-boggling copper pit | 04/17/17 |
| Aromatic New Version | 04/17/17 |
| exciting market | 04/17/17 |
| passionate library brethren | 04/17/17 |
| exhilarant public bath | 04/17/17 |
| flesh trip step-uncle's house mood | 04/17/17 |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:17 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit I never have. Sometimes I wished a friends mom or the maid would have walked in or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079539) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081584) |
Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring whorehouse *friends mom walks into your bedroom for absolutely no reason* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079547) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079551) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: Honey-headed principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079566) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: alcoholic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080369) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: sickened plum twinkling uncleanness and if not her, the male maid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080371) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:52 AM Author: exciting market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092255) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: shivering son of senegal plaza friends HAWT mom* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081456) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081586) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: mustard stain Ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her little sister's facebook bikini pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079558) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit Sick do you have these pics handy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079564) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: mustard stain lol saved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079577) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:49 PM Author: yellow razzle space ratface How old were you and the sister? What was her reaction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079724) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: mustard stain I was 20, sister was 16 lol.
reaction suggested a threesome was unlikely |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:25 PM Author: yellow razzle space ratface describe the sister bro. u got pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079982) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM Author: shivering son of senegal plaza Jesus. . .I--I--I can't believe you would do such a thing.
Link to pics so I can make sure she was of appropriate age. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: onyx high-end casino corn cake This didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081475) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081589) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: curious giraffe theater stage Current gfs mom walked in on me jacking off looking at my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079576) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:26 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit Go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079590) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: curious giraffe theater stage Prob 8 mos after we started dating, went to her shore house. Most people were on the beach but I stayed back to go on a run and took the alone time to rub one out before my run. Anyway, her mom was apparently still home and she opened the door to the room I was in to drop off towels and saw me. I was in the middle of changing material so I wasn't going at it full bore, just kind of holding it. She apologized and quickly left. We have never talked about it. This summer it will have been 2yrs ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079610) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: brindle charismatic abode ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079616) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:32 PM Author: Bull headed ebony shitlib .....if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079618) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: curious giraffe theater stage Yeah it's not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079632) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:38 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Quadroon University Flame. Everyone knows you jack off after going on a run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079654) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:56 PM Author: underhanded immigrant stage this. after busting a nut the last thing most guys want to do is run anywhere (unless you're banging someone else's woman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079781) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: curious giraffe theater stage This wasn't the olympics, I was just taking advantage of what I thought was an empty house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080367) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM Author: shivering son of senegal plaza (flame slowly petering out) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081471) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: yellow razzle space ratface You could have fucked her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079744) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081590) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: Greedy French Chef Crashed on friend's couch after a weekend trip to vegas. his gf came out in the middle of the night and may or may not have seen me going to town. It never came up again and they broke up not long after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079739) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:48 PM Author: onyx high-end casino corn cake Wtf bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081487) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081592) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:05 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079838) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: Swashbuckling bipolar national lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079933) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081593) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:10 PM Author: Fuchsia Institution Late teens. I had to get my morning fap in every day. My room didn't have cable and this was before smart phones. So, you had to get creative. My go to was masturbating to weather girls. Timed correctly, I'd have about 5+ mins of fapping material. All channels have the weather segment around the same time. I'd start with one channel and then proceed to the next one. Also, my remote didn't work so I would sit in front of the tv (indian style) and manually change the channel.
*Bam* CBS kicked off this round. Weather chick has a tight lil body but she's just warming me up. I go to NBC, then Fox, local channel. oops, some dude is doing the weather, fma and makes me feel weird because I definitely did one pump with the dude's voice in the background. But, the traffic chick is banging so we're back on the road. I come to the best one of all. The Spanish channels. As I go full speed ahead. No stopping now. This is the chick I was waiting, hoping for. When all of a sudden.
*Bam* My mom opens the door without knocking. The problem is that I was so into the chick and past the point of no return that I was squatting over some FHM magazine nutting all over the models face while focusing on the weather chick. My mom saw all of this and the grimacing and excited expression on my face. She slammed the door and I stayed in my room for like an hour with cum all over my hand. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079901) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079912) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: Greedy French Chef Be honest does seeing Al Roker give you a semi to this day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079917) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:17 PM Author: Vermilion magical menage boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079920) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: narrow-minded excitant trailer park pozpig i came THIS CLOSE to having a similar story, except it was star trek:tng (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079934) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079936) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM Author: narrow-minded excitant trailer park pozpig had a thing for troi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079956) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:22 PM Author: Fuchsia Institution Yea, embarrassing. I then graduated to ordering porn through cable. You know that click if you want to watch "bimbo college: the slut tales." Well, for some stupid reason, I convinced myself that if I only watched like 10 mins of it that I wouldn't get charged. I watched like 8 videos in a month. A few weeks later, I see a piece of paper on my bed. It was the DirectTV bill. I never ordered porn after that and my mom never brought it up. My dad had died a year or so earlier, so she prbly thought I qas just looking for an outlet or didn't know how to handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082056) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit Sounds like you did plenty of handling it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082222) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM Author: sickened plum twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079957) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:26 PM Author: yellow razzle space ratface https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzcUdKs55Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079994) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: Buck-toothed school cafeteria now that's what i call a peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080624) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081597) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:27 PM Author: autistic chest-beating hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081765) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: big bat shit crazy crotch point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082004) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: Laughsome locale associate One of the funniest things I've read here in a while. Than you for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082250) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:39 PM Author: Contagious useless site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082505) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:30 AM Author: passionate library brethren 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092237) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: rusted racy national security agency area I don't have one but I will now be jacking off to the thought of a friend's mom catching me jack off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079969) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079972) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: mind-boggling copper pit Anyone been caught by their sister? Just make up a story if you have to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080395) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080410) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081602) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Judgmental bat-shit-crazy crackhouse macaca I caught my brother twice unfortunately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080636) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:52 PM Author: onyx high-end casino corn cake Why didn't you knock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081521) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:10 PM Author: Judgmental bat-shit-crazy crackhouse macaca I don't know. I think I was just excited to tell him something. These were several years apart. Not sure why he didn't lock the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081657) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: Greedy French Chef Yeah I wonder why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081756) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081604) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: Jet mental disorder I've never been caught per se but as a 12 or 13 yr old I used my grandparents computer to look at porn. We were on a family trip to their house and everyone went somewhere. I stayed behind and searched YAHOO for "pussy," etc. Apparently my grandma is some kind of computer wizard because she knew about Internet history before I did. I all of a sudden was confronted by my mom crying, saying my grandma had told her about all the nasty terms I searched for. She told me I needed to go to my room and pray for my sins. I think it may have stunted me sexually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080412) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Quadroon University index.dat pwnes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080541) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Dashing Hominid School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081301) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:17 PM Author: yellow razzle space ratface did you go to your room and jerk off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080614) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Jet mental disorder No, I prayed and felt the holy spirit, brother. Then my mom made me call my dad. I was worried as fuck he was going to tear me a new asshole, but he just kind of laughed and said it was no big deal. Said he used to look at Playboys but the stuff out there on the Internet was hardcore so I needed to be careful about it all. Said not to tell my mom that he didn't think it was a big deal. Weird family I grew up in ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081611) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Mischievous orchestra pit roast beef yer dad sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082309) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 11:15 AM Author: Orchid Slippery Ticket Booth you're dad was just relieved that you weren't gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33085555) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:14 PM Author: infuriating toilet seat You should have bukkaked your mom and grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081314) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081607) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: Contagious useless site my 2nd cousin walked in on me once, she screamed and immediately slammed the door shut. then like 2 minutes later, she knocked and asked it was okay for her to come in now. i said, "ya" and then she scampered back in giggling and avoiding eye contact while picking up a towel.
15 minutes later, i was slamming her pussy in the shower. the end. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:02 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081583) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Contagious useless site not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081610) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:07 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081627) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: dark sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081596) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: big bat shit crazy crotch point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082006) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: well-lubricated rehab gunner I've never been caught. Odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082256) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:37 PM Author: Milky razzmatazz black woman stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082499) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: sooty irradiated address When I was in 8th grade, it was a school night and I was playing AC/DC's "Highway to Hell". I remember I had just bought that album and was blasting it in my room with my door closed.
It was night and dark outside and I could see my reflection in my window. For whatever reason I started doing a striptease while watching my reflection in the mirror.
I was to the point of taking off my underwear when my father burst into the room. I quickly pulled my underwear up as he shut off my music and accused me of jerking off.
I vehemently denied jerking off as much as an 8th grader could. I didn't even really understand what jerking off was because I hadn't discovered it yet (would discover it later that year).
My father refused to believe me and, after he calmed down, said we would go out to the barn, have a beer together and he would give me the birds and the bees talk.
We went to the barn, *he* had a beer, didn't give me one or share any with me, and the talk was about blue balls. He told me some story about how some chick gave him blue balls. Then he goes, "Good talk, son," and that was that. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:47 PM Author: lake milk kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082551) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:39 AM Author: mind-boggling copper pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092244) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:08 AM Author: Aromatic New Version What the fuck. Ac\DC, a striptease for self, dad has blue balls. Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092277) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: exciting market one time I was playing Phoenix on my TI-83 with my feet up on the desk and my mom came in. I was just like "hey" and kept playing the game, even though I knew full well the calculator was completely hidden between my legs from where she was standing. she stood there for like 30 seconds before saying anything lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092268) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: passionate library brethren (Chill motherfucker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092282) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: exhilarant public bath II used to do whatever in my freshmen dorm in the presence of my "sleeping" roommate. This sometimes involved bringing a girl back but more often was just jerking off late at night to a laptop. He wore a sleep mask and ear plugs so I figured I was good. At the end of freshmen year someone found a blog he wrote for his friends. The main subject was details of my masturbatory exploits. I wish the writing had been better so I could pass along some rhetorical flourish, but it wasn't good. I called him a faggot and we never spoke again. If nothing drastically changes his path, he will be the CEO of Pepsi during our lifetimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092293) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: flesh trip step-uncle's house mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092312) |