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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor ...
slap-happy indian lodge ratface
  04/18/17
Lol
Bearded Main People
  04/18/17
lmao jfc
amber hospital kitty cat
  04/18/17
180 flame. Flame right?
Stirring mewling stage
  04/18/17
Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit
slap-happy indian lodge ratface
  04/18/17
I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturda...
Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry
  04/19/17
They block him at my firm
red orchestra pit indirect expression
  04/19/17
Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about t...
Bearded Main People
  04/19/17
IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with...
Stirring mewling stage
  04/19/17
Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issu...
Infuriating affirmative action love of her life
  04/27/17
Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.
slap-happy indian lodge ratface
  04/27/17
LOL
Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry
  04/18/17
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green yarmulke
  04/18/17
HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but...
Twisted base famous landscape painting
  04/19/17
TBF*
Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry
  04/19/17
holy shit lol
diverse doobsian resort sweet tailpipe
  04/19/17
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slap-happy indian lodge ratface
  04/27/17
Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Enterta...
brass people who are hurt den
  04/27/17
mpa OUTTED
Ivory boyish kitty
  04/27/17
At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT
Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry
  04/27/17
...
shivering parlour
  03/22/23
HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across th...
territorial razzle-dazzle field
  03/22/23
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flatulent church building
  03/22/23


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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: slap-happy indian lodge ratface

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.

He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.

Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.

He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107323)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Bearded Main People

Lol

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: amber hospital kitty cat

lmao jfc

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Stirring mewling stage

180 flame. Flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: slap-happy indian lodge ratface

Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry

I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: red orchestra pit indirect expression

They block him at my firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Bearded Main People

Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Stirring mewling stage

IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Infuriating affirmative action love of her life

Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: slap-happy indian lodge ratface

Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: green yarmulke



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Twisted base famous landscape painting

HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry

TBF*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: diverse doobsian resort sweet tailpipe

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: slap-happy indian lodge ratface



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: brass people who are hurt den

Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Ivory boyish kitty

mpa OUTTED

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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy address cuckoldry

At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: shivering parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084628)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: territorial razzle-dazzle field

HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: flatulent church building



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