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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor ...
Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes
  04/18/17
Lol
disgusting light locale windowlicker
  04/18/17
lmao jfc
Flesh arousing weed whacker newt
  04/18/17
180 flame. Flame right?
Olive philosopher-king idiot
  04/18/17
Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit
Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes
  04/18/17
I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturda...
Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal
  04/19/17
They block him at my firm
sexy bateful trailer park
  04/19/17
Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about t...
disgusting light locale windowlicker
  04/19/17
IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with...
Olive philosopher-king idiot
  04/19/17
Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issu...
Balding bbw
  04/27/17
Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.
Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes
  04/27/17
LOL
Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal
  04/18/17
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Maniacal Sable Plaza
  04/18/17
HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but...
Bonkers Wagecucks
  04/19/17
TBF*
Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal
  04/19/17
holy shit lol
Concupiscible Idea He Suggested Volcanic Crater
  04/19/17
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Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes
  04/27/17
Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Enterta...
yellow party of the first part quadroon
  04/27/17
mpa OUTTED
Obsidian mad cow disease
  04/27/17
At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT
Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal
  04/27/17
...
Mewling umber genital piercing meetinghouse
  03/22/23
HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across th...
Insane Carnelian Toaster
  03/22/23
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gold giraffe
  03/22/23


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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.

He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.

Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.

He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107323)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: disgusting light locale windowlicker

Lol

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Flesh arousing weed whacker newt

lmao jfc

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Olive philosopher-king idiot

180 flame. Flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes

Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal

I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: sexy bateful trailer park

They block him at my firm

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: disgusting light locale windowlicker

Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Olive philosopher-king idiot

IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Balding bbw

Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes

Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal

LOL

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Sable Plaza



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Bonkers Wagecucks

HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal

TBF*

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Idea He Suggested Volcanic Crater

holy shit lol

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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Talking Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Useless Brakes



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: yellow party of the first part quadroon

Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Obsidian mad cow disease

mpa OUTTED

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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Buck-toothed exciting son of senegal

At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Mewling umber genital piercing meetinghouse



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Insane Carnelian Toaster

HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: gold giraffe



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