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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye
| hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire | 04/18/17 |
| painfully honest glassy hissy fit whorehouse | 04/18/17 |
| obsidian den | 04/18/17 |
| Idiotic fat ankles | 04/18/17 |
| hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire | 04/18/17 |
| Trip chestnut haunted graveyard | 04/19/17 |
| passionate church partner | 04/19/17 |
| painfully honest glassy hissy fit whorehouse | 04/19/17 |
| Idiotic fat ankles | 04/19/17 |
| at-the-ready idiot giraffe | 04/27/17 |
| hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire | 04/27/17 |
| Trip chestnut haunted graveyard | 04/18/17 |
| swashbuckling jap water buffalo | 04/18/17 |
| Comical trump supporter cuckoldry | 04/19/17 |
| Trip chestnut haunted graveyard | 04/19/17 |
| primrose multi-colored home | 04/19/17 |
| hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire | 04/27/17 |
| jet-lagged shitlib senate | 04/27/17 |
| Ivory Twisted Kitchen Fanboi | 04/27/17 |
| Trip chestnut haunted graveyard | 04/27/17 |
| Cerebral outnumbered tank dog poop | 03/22/23 |
| Low-t odious goyim | 03/22/23 |
| Rambunctious office hairy legs | 03/22/23 |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.
He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.
Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.
He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him. |
Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: painfully honest glassy hissy fit whorehouse Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107335) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: obsidian den lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107341) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Idiotic fat ankles 180 flame. Flame right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM Author: Trip chestnut haunted graveyard I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107471) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: passionate church partner They block him at my firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM Author: painfully honest glassy hissy fit whorehouse Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM Author: Idiotic fat ankles IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: at-the-ready idiot giraffe Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Trip chestnut haunted graveyard LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: swashbuckling jap water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107470) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM Author: Comical trump supporter cuckoldry HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM Author: Trip chestnut haunted graveyard TBF* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM Author: primrose multi-colored home holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: hilarious narrow-minded multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175181) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: jet-lagged shitlib senate Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: Ivory Twisted Kitchen Fanboi mpa OUTTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175242) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Trip chestnut haunted graveyard At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM Author: Cerebral outnumbered tank dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084628) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Low-t odious goyim HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM Author: Rambunctious office hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084665) |