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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye
| Ivory curious headpube | 04/18/17 |
| abusive godawful goal in life | 04/18/17 |
| fragrant scourge upon the earth | 04/18/17 |
| Ebony awkward associate abode | 04/18/17 |
| Ivory curious headpube | 04/18/17 |
| Big knife | 04/19/17 |
| scarlet razzle-dazzle nibblets | 04/19/17 |
| abusive godawful goal in life | 04/19/17 |
| Ebony awkward associate abode | 04/19/17 |
| self-absorbed stubborn locale idiot | 04/27/17 |
| Ivory curious headpube | 04/27/17 |
| Big knife | 04/18/17 |
| Adventurous Degenerate Site | 04/18/17 |
| Mind-boggling Casino Depressive | 04/19/17 |
| Big knife | 04/19/17 |
| Outnumbered sneaky criminal | 04/19/17 |
| Ivory curious headpube | 04/27/17 |
| concupiscible field tank | 04/27/17 |
| Judgmental soul-stirring bawdyhouse | 04/27/17 |
| Big knife | 04/27/17 |
| Stimulating dopamine house | 03/22/23 |
| self-centered lodge | 03/22/23 |
| jade blathering indirect expression windowlicker | 03/22/23 |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Ivory curious headpube Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.
He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.
Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.
He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him. |
Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: abusive godawful goal in life Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107335) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107341) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Ebony awkward associate abode 180 flame. Flame right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: Ivory curious headpube Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM Author: Big knife I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107471) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: scarlet razzle-dazzle nibblets They block him at my firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM Author: abusive godawful goal in life Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM Author: Ebony awkward associate abode IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: self-absorbed stubborn locale idiot Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: Ivory curious headpube Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Big knife LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: Adventurous Degenerate Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107470) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM Author: Mind-boggling Casino Depressive HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM Author: Big knife TBF* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM Author: Outnumbered sneaky criminal holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: Ivory curious headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175181) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: concupiscible field tank Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: Judgmental soul-stirring bawdyhouse mpa OUTTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175242) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Big knife At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM Author: Stimulating dopamine house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084628) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM Author: self-centered lodge HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM Author: jade blathering indirect expression windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084665) |