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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Mind-boggling tan depressive half-breed
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
onyx nubile national new version
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
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Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
onyx nubile national new version
  04/25/17
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Grizzly state
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets
  04/25/17
180
jet comical gaming laptop
  04/25/17
180
Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
snowy haunted graveyard idiot
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Soul-stirring chartreuse karate
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
buck-toothed navy stag film
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
lol
Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
jet-lagged set
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Vigorous location
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Adventurous ungodly den hunting ground
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
underhanded fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Passionate irate indian lodge sandwich
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
snowy haunted graveyard idiot
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Deranged mental disorder
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Vivacious ebony base sneaky criminal
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
curious umber school
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
gay gaping
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Beta yapping pisswyrm
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tan depressive half-breed

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: onyx nubile national new version

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: onyx nubile national new version

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: jet comical gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: snowy haunted graveyard idiot

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chartreuse karate

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed navy stag film

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac milky home nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged set

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Vigorous location

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Adventurous ungodly den hunting ground

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: underhanded fortuitous meteor

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Passionate irate indian lodge sandwich

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: snowy haunted graveyard idiot

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Deranged mental disorder

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Vivacious ebony base sneaky criminal

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: curious umber school

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: gay gaping

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Beta yapping pisswyrm

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)