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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
nofapping hateful university
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
razzmatazz dilemma
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
...
Cream national scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Cream national scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
razzmatazz dilemma
  04/25/17
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Ruddy Ungodly Market Organic Girlfriend
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Cream national scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
180
orchid offensive therapy shrine
  04/25/17
180
Cream national scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Marvelous psychic business firm
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Ivory metal office
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Magenta Kitchen Clown
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
lol
Cream national scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
passionate deep gas station half-breed
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
talented cuckold
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
maroon bull headed plaza
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Bateful costumed parlor
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Vibrant friendly grandma
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Marvelous psychic business firm
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
...
turquoise trailer park
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Spectacular idiotic blood rage house
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
fuchsia meetinghouse love of her life
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
tripping violent rigpig stage
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
narrow-minded space headpube
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Lascivious lemon brunch
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: nofapping hateful university

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cream national scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cream national scourge upon the earth

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Ungodly Market Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cream national scourge upon the earth

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: orchid offensive therapy shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Cream national scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Marvelous psychic business firm

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Ivory metal office

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Magenta Kitchen Clown

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Cream national scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: passionate deep gas station half-breed

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: talented cuckold

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: maroon bull headed plaza

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Bateful costumed parlor

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Vibrant friendly grandma

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Marvelous psychic business firm

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Spectacular idiotic blood rage house

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: fuchsia meetinghouse love of her life

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: tripping violent rigpig stage

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded space headpube

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Lascivious lemon brunch

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)