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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Heady gaped telephone
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
fragrant point cuck
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
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Arousing queen of the night
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Arousing queen of the night
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
fragrant point cuck
  04/25/17
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Vivacious mentally impaired corner
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Arousing queen of the night
  04/25/17
180
Snowy school cafeteria corn cake
  04/25/17
180
Arousing queen of the night
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
unholy carmine lodge newt
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Razzle-dazzle Brass Heaven
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Hairless love of her life national
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
lol
Arousing queen of the night
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
contagious legal warrant home
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
motley fantasy-prone chapel twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
flirting shitlib fanboi
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
provocative principal's office
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
henna aggressive temple
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
unholy carmine lodge newt
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
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hairraiser azn state
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
lascivious spot doctorate
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Impertinent Fishy Foreskin
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Magical Gaping
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
flesh cruise ship jewess
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Blue Locale
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Heady gaped telephone

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: fragrant point cuck

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: fragrant point cuck

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Vivacious mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Snowy school cafeteria corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: unholy carmine lodge newt

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Heaven

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Hairless love of her life national

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: contagious legal warrant home

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: motley fantasy-prone chapel twinkling uncleanness

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: flirting shitlib fanboi

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: provocative principal's office

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: henna aggressive temple

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: unholy carmine lodge newt

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser azn state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: lascivious spot doctorate

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Impertinent Fishy Foreskin

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Magical Gaping

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: flesh cruise ship jewess

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Blue Locale

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)