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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Supple low-t parlour
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
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naked harsh new version crotch
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
naked harsh new version crotch
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Supple low-t parlour
  04/25/17
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impertinent indian lodge
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
naked harsh new version crotch
  04/25/17
180
Razzle godawful market
  04/25/17
180
naked harsh new version crotch
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Fluffy exciting candlestick maker
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
slimy plaza patrolman
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
provocative messiness
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
lol
naked harsh new version crotch
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
fragrant deer antler location
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
painfully honest stag film mediation
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Pea-brained friendly grandma
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Free-loading peach wagecucks nursing home
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
swollen big rigor fanboi
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Fluffy exciting candlestick maker
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
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Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
French pearl theater partner
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
ungodly magical idiot
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Aggressive Thriller Roommate
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Razzmatazz Rehab
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
misanthropic outnumbered international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Supple low-t parlour

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: naked harsh new version crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: naked harsh new version crotch

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Supple low-t parlour

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: impertinent indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: naked harsh new version crotch

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle godawful market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: naked harsh new version crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Fluffy exciting candlestick maker

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: slimy plaza patrolman

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: provocative messiness

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: naked harsh new version crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: fragrant deer antler location

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: painfully honest stag film mediation

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained friendly grandma

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Free-loading peach wagecucks nursing home

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: swollen big rigor fanboi

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy exciting candlestick maker

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: French pearl theater partner

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: ungodly magical idiot

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Aggressive Thriller Roommate

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: misanthropic outnumbered international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)