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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
know-it-all nofapping temple
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Amethyst floppy home
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
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Crawly deer antler
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Crawly deer antler
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Amethyst floppy home
  04/25/17
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aromatic old irish cottage
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Crawly deer antler
  04/25/17
180
bossy vibrant church building travel guidebook
  04/25/17
180
Crawly deer antler
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Concupiscible Ungodly Queen Of The Night House
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Boyish Native
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Vengeful silver prole school cafeteria
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
lol
Crawly deer antler
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
jet-lagged medicated theater affirmative action
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
cordovan jewess
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
chestnut shrine background story
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Bisexual Pervert Police Squad
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
spectacular out-of-control elastic band tanning salon
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Concupiscible Ungodly Queen Of The Night House
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
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Burgundy cruise ship
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Marvelous hateful selfie theatre
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
buck-toothed provocative market
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Awkward orchid dilemma roast beef
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Brilliant house-broken gunner trump supporter
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Coral Plaza Sound Barrier
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: know-it-all nofapping temple

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Amethyst floppy home

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Amethyst floppy home

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: aromatic old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: bossy vibrant church building travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ungodly Queen Of The Night House

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Boyish Native

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Vengeful silver prole school cafeteria

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Crawly deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated theater affirmative action

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: cordovan jewess

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: chestnut shrine background story

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Pervert Police Squad

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: spectacular out-of-control elastic band tanning salon

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ungodly Queen Of The Night House

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Marvelous hateful selfie theatre

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed provocative market

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Awkward orchid dilemma roast beef

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Brilliant house-broken gunner trump supporter

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Coral Plaza Sound Barrier

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)