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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Ultramarine Piazza Pervert
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Talented fishy gunner menage
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
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Insane boyish national
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Insane boyish national
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Talented fishy gunner menage
  04/25/17
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Amber Frisky Factory Reset Button Principal's Office
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Insane boyish national
  04/25/17
180
Rusted vivacious sandwich
  04/25/17
180
Insane boyish national
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Godawful parlor
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
hairless vibrant plaza twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
thriller abnormal potus ratface
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
lol
Insane boyish national
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Sinister Drab Patrolman Locale
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Infuriating faggotry new version
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Marvelous medicated home
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Emerald stage
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
gay crotch range
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Godawful parlor
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
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contagious indigo nursing home
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Gold bawdyhouse prole
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
sepia disturbing forum newt
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Galvanic jet school laser beams
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Appetizing Black Woman
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Well-lubricated olive center
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Piazza Pervert

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Talented fishy gunner menage

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Insane boyish national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Insane boyish national

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Talented fishy gunner menage

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Amber Frisky Factory Reset Button Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Insane boyish national

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Insane boyish national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Godawful parlor

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: hairless vibrant plaza twinkling uncleanness

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: thriller abnormal potus ratface

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Insane boyish national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Sinister Drab Patrolman Locale

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Infuriating faggotry new version

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Marvelous medicated home

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Emerald stage

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: gay crotch range

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Godawful parlor

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: contagious indigo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Gold bawdyhouse prole

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sepia disturbing forum newt

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Galvanic jet school laser beams

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Black Woman

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated olive center

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)