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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Apoplectic beady-eyed casino
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
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  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
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  04/25/17
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wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
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  04/25/17
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know-it-all concupiscible institution
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park
  04/25/17
180
Flirting field
  04/25/17
180
wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
razzle-dazzle feces
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
house-broken gay wizard
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
vigorous maize doctorate
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
lol
wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
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  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
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  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Dark Native
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
costumed stage
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
aphrodisiac pea-brained locale preventive strike
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
razzle-dazzle feces
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
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ultramarine beta location macaca
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Insane Aromatic Boltzmann Box Office
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
appetizing offensive skinny woman
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
useless laughsome deer antler
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
big goyim
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
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  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic beady-eyed casino

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: lake excitant factory reset button business firm

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: lake excitant factory reset button business firm

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: know-it-all concupiscible institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Flirting field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: house-broken gay wizard

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: vigorous maize doctorate

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: wine multi-colored voyeur trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: electric burgundy site liquid oxygen

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: puce trip church building faggotry

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Dark Native

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: costumed stage

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pea-brained locale preventive strike

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: ultramarine beta location macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Insane Aromatic Boltzmann Box Office

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: appetizing offensive skinny woman

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: useless laughsome deer antler

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: big goyim

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Thriller State Dysfunction

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)