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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Drunken Arousing Parlor Friendly Grandma
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
odious corn cake goal in life
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
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Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
odious corn cake goal in life
  04/25/17
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khaki love of her life
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office
  04/25/17
180
out-of-control chestnut potus station
  04/25/17
180
Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Ebony Laughsome National Security Agency
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Milky Immigrant Den
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
orange crotch
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
lol
Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
hairraiser reading party incel
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Frum charismatic site
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
insecure cuckold
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
glittery point foreskin
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Spectacular Volcanic Crater Orchestra Pit
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Ebony Laughsome National Security Agency
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
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Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
up-to-no-good skinny woman persian
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Irradiated Idea He Suggested
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
abusive crusty parlour really tough guy
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
supple fanboi candlestick maker
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Angry Lodge
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Drunken Arousing Parlor Friendly Grandma

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: odious corn cake goal in life

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: odious corn cake goal in life

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: khaki love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut potus station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ebony Laughsome National Security Agency

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Milky Immigrant Den

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: orange crotch

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckoldry principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: hairraiser reading party incel

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Frum charismatic site

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: insecure cuckold

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: glittery point foreskin

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Volcanic Crater Orchestra Pit

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Ebony Laughsome National Security Agency

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Bistre mad-dog skullcap ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good skinny woman persian

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Idea He Suggested

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: abusive crusty parlour really tough guy

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: supple fanboi candlestick maker

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Angry Lodge

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)