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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Bonkers Fiercely-loyal Turdskin Hospital
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Ocher Forum
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
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Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Ocher Forum
  04/25/17
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Exhilarant Bbw
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap
  04/25/17
180
Learning disabled den son of senegal
  04/25/17
180
Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
180 hairless site feces
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
razzle canary partner ticket booth
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Naked Aromatic Mad-dog Skullcap Space
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
lol
Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
spruce hairy legs garrison
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Thriller henna pistol stage
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Mentally impaired swashbuckling principal's office dragon
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
floppy address
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
wonderful frum stage
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
180 hairless site feces
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
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Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Erotic peach shrine community account
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
anal striped hyena whorehouse
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Razzmatazz piazza
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Zippy selfie
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
fighting roast beef associate
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Bonkers Fiercely-loyal Turdskin Hospital

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Ocher Forum

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Ocher Forum

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled den son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: 180 hairless site feces

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: razzle canary partner ticket booth

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Naked Aromatic Mad-dog Skullcap Space

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Saffron slap-happy circlehead jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: spruce hairy legs garrison

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Thriller henna pistol stage

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired swashbuckling principal's office dragon

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: floppy address

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: wonderful frum stage

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: 180 hairless site feces

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Lay Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Erotic peach shrine community account

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: anal striped hyena whorehouse

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Zippy selfie

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: fighting roast beef associate

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)