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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
doobsian insane laser beams
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
orange boyish menage
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
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Trip Feces
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Trip Feces
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
orange boyish menage
  04/25/17
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bistre swashbuckling affirmative action school
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Trip Feces
  04/25/17
180
splenetic crawly principal's office
  04/25/17
180
Trip Feces
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Cruel-hearted Dashing Preventive Strike
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
magenta liquid oxygen chapel
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
carmine state
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
lol
Trip Feces
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Galvanic Tan Reading Party Striped Hyena
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Sinister buff school cafeteria
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
supple dull plaza
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
domesticated church roommate
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Bisexual stage
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Cruel-hearted Dashing Preventive Strike
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
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rough-skinned coldplay fan
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
spectacular elastic band
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
khaki provocative legend national
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
cream marvelous hospital
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Big-titted Corn Cake Jap
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Razzmatazz deer antler senate
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: doobsian insane laser beams

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: orange boyish menage

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Trip Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Trip Feces

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: orange boyish menage

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling affirmative action school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Trip Feces

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: splenetic crawly principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Trip Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Dashing Preventive Strike

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: magenta liquid oxygen chapel

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: carmine state

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Trip Feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Tan Reading Party Striped Hyena

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Sinister buff school cafeteria

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: supple dull plaza

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: domesticated church roommate

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Bisexual stage

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Dashing Preventive Strike

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: khaki provocative legend national

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: cream marvelous hospital

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Big-titted Corn Cake Jap

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz deer antler senate

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)