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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
twinkling bull headed theatre
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Violent Pocket Flask
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
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learning disabled pit
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
learning disabled pit
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Violent Pocket Flask
  04/25/17
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Fluffy school
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
learning disabled pit
  04/25/17
180
violet frozen pervert headpube
  04/25/17
180
learning disabled pit
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
navy nursing home
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
greedy stage
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
stirring codepig meetinghouse
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
lol
learning disabled pit
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Abnormal plum address preventive strike
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Aggressive tanning salon
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
multi-colored indigo idiot genital piercing
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Amber Laser Beams
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Bisexual point
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
navy nursing home
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
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disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
mischievous fanboi
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Appetizing temple
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Razzle messiness
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Pearl range
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Exciting forum new version
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed theatre

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Violent Pocket Flask

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: learning disabled pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: learning disabled pit

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Violent Pocket Flask

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Fluffy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: learning disabled pit

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: violet frozen pervert headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: learning disabled pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: navy nursing home

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: greedy stage

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: stirring codepig meetinghouse

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: learning disabled pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Abnormal plum address preventive strike

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Aggressive tanning salon

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: multi-colored indigo idiot genital piercing

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Amber Laser Beams

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Bisexual point

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: navy nursing home

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: disrespectful school cafeteria fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: mischievous fanboi

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing temple

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle messiness

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Pearl range

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Exciting forum new version

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)