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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
multi-colored therapy school
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Floppy bat shit crazy business firm
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
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Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Floppy bat shit crazy business firm
  04/25/17
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Charcoal senate kitty
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/25/17
180
primrose sound barrier
  04/25/17
180
Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Lime forum
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Galvanic heaven
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
jet-lagged zippy mood
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
lol
Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Trip orchid ratface kitchen
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
sienna roommate center
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
kink-friendly talented hunting ground place of business
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
bonkers hospital
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Fishy beady-eyed market immigrant
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Lime forum
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
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godawful stage party of the first part
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
angry scarlet principal's office yarmulke
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
seedy self-centered property
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Infuriating ungodly twinkling uncleanness stage
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
hairless racy gay wizard degenerate
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Nofapping nudist wrinkle
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: multi-colored therapy school

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Floppy bat shit crazy business firm

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Floppy bat shit crazy business firm

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Charcoal senate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: primrose sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Lime forum

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Galvanic heaven

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged zippy mood

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy self-absorbed step-uncle's house dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Trip orchid ratface kitchen

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: sienna roommate center

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly talented hunting ground place of business

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: bonkers hospital

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Fishy beady-eyed market immigrant

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Lime forum

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: godawful stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: angry scarlet principal's office yarmulke

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: seedy self-centered property

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Infuriating ungodly twinkling uncleanness stage

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: hairless racy gay wizard degenerate

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Nofapping nudist wrinkle

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)