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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
purple aphrodisiac whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Soul-stirring up-to-no-good national dragon
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
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Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Soul-stirring up-to-no-good national dragon
  04/25/17
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glittery copper selfie
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker
  04/25/17
180
cordovan church building
  04/25/17
180
Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
peach embarrassed to the bone boltzmann
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Orange Institution
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Mewling milk queen of the night
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
lol
Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
sapphire haunting water buffalo jew
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Concupiscible abusive internal respiration station
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
mint degenerate
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
obsidian exciting hospital
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
bull headed pervert liquid oxygen
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
peach embarrassed to the bone boltzmann
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
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chocolate theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
arousing apoplectic range filthpig
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Carnelian parlor associate
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Kink-friendly Poppy Parlour Community Account
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
vivacious senate personal credit line
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Histrionic location toilet seat
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: purple aphrodisiac whorehouse mad cow disease

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good national dragon

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good national dragon

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: glittery copper selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: cordovan church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: peach embarrassed to the bone boltzmann

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Orange Institution

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Mewling milk queen of the night

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: sapphire haunting water buffalo jew

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible abusive internal respiration station

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: mint degenerate

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: obsidian exciting hospital

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: bull headed pervert liquid oxygen

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: peach embarrassed to the bone boltzmann

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: arousing apoplectic range filthpig

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Carnelian parlor associate

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Poppy Parlour Community Account

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: vivacious senate personal credit line

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Histrionic location toilet seat

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)