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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: autistic lodge chad And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.
45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.
After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.
The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.
I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away. |
Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: autistic lodge chad And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: Dashing drab hospital queen of the night but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: vigorous school cafeteria hissy fit http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: autistic lodge chad The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: Pink balding persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: Pink balding persian You seem low IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: vigorous school cafeteria hissy fit is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM Author: Pungent step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: autistic lodge chad The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: Pink balding persian (dumbest poster on xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: Vivacious emerald halford puppy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: Pink balding persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: Tripping Den Idiot I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: Judgmental Violet Institution Stain Aren't you in a condo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: autistic lodge chad Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.
I could have slept in for another 90 minutes. |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: Trip gay athletic conference plaza imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM Author: autistic lodge chad I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM Author: Pink balding persian lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM Author: cream cuckoldry the apple doesn't fall far from the... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM Author: Canary offensive laser beams regret 180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM Author: autistic lodge chad it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: Idiotic scarlet locus twinkling uncleanness this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM Author: autistic lodge chad my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM Author: Blue organic girlfriend hall Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM Author: Infuriating Kitchen Marketing Idea 180. nice work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM Author: Tripping Den Idiot Did you lock out your hips at the top? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM Author: autistic lodge chad Cant stim properly any other way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM Author: autistic lodge chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM Author: godawful dilemma mood Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM Author: bronze famous landscape painting milk did the lunk alarm go off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM Author: Startling Shitlib Liquid Oxygen rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Fear-inspiring dead brunch telephone Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706) |
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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM Author: At-the-ready Topaz Piazza Reading Party Did you lift sumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731) |