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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
domesticated geriatric den volcanic crater
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Opaque cruise ship
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
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Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Opaque cruise ship
  04/25/17
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maize library
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor
  04/25/17
180
jet-lagged site
  04/25/17
180
Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Lascivious Lemon Degenerate Water Buffalo
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
cocky idiotic whorehouse round eye
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Bright racy cuckoldry
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
lol
Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
chocolate stead
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
crimson dilemma
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Rebellious startled university twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
dun brunch famous landscape painting
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
dead misunderstood stag film milk
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Lascivious Lemon Degenerate Water Buffalo
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
...
Arousing frozen juggernaut
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
supple blathering international law enforcement agency range
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Mind-boggling parlour wagecucks
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Disturbing candlestick maker
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Rough-skinned Jet Tanning Salon
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
hideous set love of her life
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: domesticated geriatric den volcanic crater

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Opaque cruise ship

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Opaque cruise ship

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: maize library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Lemon Degenerate Water Buffalo

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: cocky idiotic whorehouse round eye

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bright racy cuckoldry

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling genital piercing parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: chocolate stead

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Rebellious startled university twinkling uncleanness

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: dun brunch famous landscape painting

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: dead misunderstood stag film milk

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Lemon Degenerate Water Buffalo

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing frozen juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: supple blathering international law enforcement agency range

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling parlour wagecucks

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Disturbing candlestick maker

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Jet Tanning Salon

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: hideous set love of her life

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)