\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
purple temple
  04/27/17
?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
purple temple
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Swashbuckling mustard prole house
  04/28/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
Gold nubile native
  04/28/17
...
cracking coffee pot stage
  04/28/17
...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
Yes
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
Fishy Frum Ceo Menage
  04/27/17
Lol
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/27/17
I loled
turquoise internal respiration ticket booth
  04/27/17
180
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
lol
Adventurous friendly grandma
  04/27/17
ran here
lascivious center pervert
  04/27/17
...
Insane lodge
  04/27/17
lol
Cordovan bossy newt boistinker
  04/28/17
lol
Gold nubile native
  04/28/17
180
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
Amber police squad
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
...
glittery fluffy dingle berry school cafeteria
  04/28/17
...
Chest-beating Bbw
  04/28/17
lmao
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/28/17
...
godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
Arousing garnet set candlestick maker
  04/28/17
((()))
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/28/17
...
wonderful crawly piazza
  04/28/17
...
Wine thriller institution chad
  04/28/17
...
at-the-ready university
  04/29/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
Nigger
racy disturbing queen of the night shrine
  04/27/17
Holy shit
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
loled irl
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
LOL
charismatic chestnut plaza mood
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
...
glittery fluffy dingle berry school cafeteria
  04/28/17
...
Chest-beating Bbw
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
Arousing garnet set candlestick maker
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Razzmatazz sooty black woman nursing home
  04/27/17
Loll
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/27/17
...
indecent trip brunch windowlicker
  04/27/17
...
Dark well-lubricated halford gay wizard
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
irl lol
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/28/17
...
Light dashing site yarmulke
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
Swashbuckling mustard prole house
  04/28/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
180
unholy charcoal den
  04/29/17
...
Rusted property karate
  04/29/17
...
electric orchid hominid hall
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
bearded school
  04/27/17
7?
Floppy Gay Stag Film
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
bearded school
  04/27/17
...
ungodly fragrant personal credit line
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Adventurous friendly grandma
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
Fishy Frum Ceo Menage
  04/27/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
Lol
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
...
godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
neighbor
purple temple
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
...
Passionate aqua forum degenerate
  04/28/17
Nagger?
irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
galvanic rough-skinned voyeur
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
Boyish step-uncle's house
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
Pale big hell rigpig
  04/27/17
dark
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
180
poppy cocky station shitlib
  04/28/17
68485840022
maniacal aphrodisiac weed whacker chapel
  04/28/17
lol brutal
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
...
Passionate aqua forum degenerate
  04/28/17
...
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/27/17
?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
Territorial laughsome dilemma faggot firefighter
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
slap-happy place of business home
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
120
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
azure roommate lay
  04/28/17
...
Contagious indian lodge
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
saffron supple volcanic crater
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
red therapy
  04/28/17
underrated
excitant public bath
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
costumed scarlet incel locale
  04/29/17
...
motley laser beams location
  04/29/17
180
Histrionic crystalline hospital factory reset button
  04/29/17
...
sticky knife haunted graveyard
  04/29/17
lol
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
cruel-hearted theater
  11/18/17
...
Arousing garnet set candlestick maker
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
180
poppy cocky station shitlib
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
talented stain juggernaut
  04/28/17
180
brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman
  04/28/17
lmao
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/30/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
Lol
Mint cerebral bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
slate field useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
Coiffed Casino Hairy Legs
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/29/17
...
Histrionic crystalline hospital factory reset button
  04/29/17
...
Rusted property karate
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
White aggressive kitchen
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
Contagious indian lodge
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
what?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
Nothing
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
rofl
Contagious indian lodge
  04/28/17
...
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
uh
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
Lol
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
180
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
sticky knife haunted graveyard
  04/28/17
...
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
180
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
lol
saffron supple volcanic crater
  04/28/17
...
talented stain juggernaut
  04/28/17
...
godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks
  04/28/17
It is 1997
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/28/17
...
brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman
  04/28/17
lol
Sapphire Provocative Market
  04/29/17
lol
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
180
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
756496674956
maniacal aphrodisiac weed whacker chapel
  04/28/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
120
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
...
fuchsia kink-friendly people who are hurt
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Bateful Disgusting Quadroon Antidepressant Drug
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
anal partner church
  04/29/17
...
appetizing indigo trust fund pit
  04/29/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
judgmental trailer park
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
cr
judgmental trailer park
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
lol
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
zippy submissive pocket flask
  04/28/17
lollll
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
Lol
Wine thriller institution chad
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
Contagious indian lodge
  04/28/17
lol
Pale big hell rigpig
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/28/17
because he's black
purple temple
  04/28/17
...
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/29/17
...
poppy cocky station shitlib
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
what?
saffron supple volcanic crater
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
Amber police squad
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
?
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
180 chocolate area
  04/28/17
...
charismatic chestnut plaza mood
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/30/17
...
slate field useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
?
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
He's 23?
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
lol
Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
The law
Big-titted razzle-dazzle cruise ship
  04/28/17
the first grade.
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
?
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
The NBA
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
180
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
sticky knife haunted graveyard
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
how?
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
meh
jade diverse gaming laptop roast beef
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
exhilarant pungent sex offender garrison
  04/28/17
...
jade diverse gaming laptop roast beef
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
...
appetizing indigo trust fund pit
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
beady-eyed idea he suggested
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
lol.
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
heady rose national hunting ground
  04/28/17
...
stimulating drab organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
mildly autistic heaven ratface
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
Curious Filthy Circlehead Range
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
Blue fantasy-prone pistol
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
Curious Filthy Circlehead Range
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
Narrow-minded half-breed
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
vibrant goal in life
  04/28/17
Ritardo
vibrant goal in life
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
bearded school
  04/28/17
...
Passionate aqua forum degenerate
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
cream dopamine really tough guy
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
purple temple
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
purple temple
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
Tantric stead
  04/28/17
180000
Passionate aqua forum degenerate
  04/30/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
Wine thriller institution chad
  04/28/17
...
spectacular frozen base
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
purple temple
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
Mint cerebral bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
bearded school
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
180 chocolate area
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
hateful philosopher-king office
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
Contagious indian lodge
  04/28/17
...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/28/17
9 months
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
judgmental trailer park
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
judgmental trailer park
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman
  04/28/17
one less kike
translucent corner genital piercing
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
rebellious scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
...
brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Comical Spruce Jewess Ape
  04/29/17
?
Copper rehab community account
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
Passionate aqua forum degenerate
  04/29/17
...
khaki mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
White aggressive kitchen
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
shimmering offensive senate french chef
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
White aggressive kitchen
  05/07/17
...
Dun box office
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
vigorous deranged whorehouse
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness
  11/18/17
...
black orchestra pit
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
elite emerald cumskin electric furnace
  11/19/17
...
exciting crackhouse love of her life
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
bearded school
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
titillating primrose resort
  07/01/22


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: purple temple

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: purple temple

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mustard prole house

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Gold nubile native

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: cracking coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Fishy Frum Ceo Menage

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: turquoise internal respiration ticket booth

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: lascivious center pervert

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Insane lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Cordovan bossy newt boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Gold nubile native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Amber police squad

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: glittery fluffy dingle berry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Chest-beating Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Arousing garnet set candlestick maker

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: wonderful crawly piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Wine thriller institution chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: racy disturbing queen of the night shrine

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: charismatic chestnut plaza mood

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: glittery fluffy dingle berry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Chest-beating Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Arousing garnet set candlestick maker

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sooty black woman nursing home

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: indecent trip brunch windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: Dark well-lubricated halford gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Light dashing site yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mustard prole house

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: unholy charcoal den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Rusted property karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: electric orchid hominid hall

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: bearded school

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Stag Film

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: bearded school

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: ungodly fragrant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous friendly grandma

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Fishy Frum Ceo Menage

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: purple temple

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Passionate aqua forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated amethyst international law enforcement agency

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: galvanic rough-skinned voyeur

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Boyish step-uncle's house

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Pale big hell rigpig

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: poppy cocky station shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: maniacal aphrodisiac weed whacker chapel

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate aqua forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Territorial laughsome dilemma faggot firefighter

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: slap-happy place of business home

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: azure roommate lay

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: saffron supple volcanic crater

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: red therapy

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: excitant public bath

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: costumed scarlet incel locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: motley laser beams location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic crystalline hospital factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: sticky knife haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theater

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Arousing garnet set candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: poppy cocky station shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: talented stain juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Mint cerebral bawdyhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: slate field useless brakes

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Coiffed Casino Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Histrionic crystalline hospital factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Rusted property karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: White aggressive kitchen

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious indian lodge

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: sticky knife haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: saffron supple volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: talented stain juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: godawful geriatric meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: maniacal aphrodisiac weed whacker chapel

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: fuchsia kink-friendly people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Bateful Disgusting Quadroon Antidepressant Drug

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: anal partner church

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: appetizing indigo trust fund pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: judgmental trailer park

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: judgmental trailer park

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: zippy submissive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Wine thriller institution chad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Contagious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Pale big hell rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: purple temple

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: poppy cocky station shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: saffron supple volcanic crater

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Amber police squad

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: charismatic chestnut plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: slate field useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Cowardly nighttime liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Big-titted razzle-dazzle cruise ship

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: sticky knife haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: jade diverse gaming laptop roast beef

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: exhilarant pungent sex offender garrison

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: jade diverse gaming laptop roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: appetizing indigo trust fund pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed idea he suggested

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe fat ankles

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: heady rose national hunting ground

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: stimulating drab organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven ratface

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Curious Filthy Circlehead Range

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone pistol

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Curious Filthy Circlehead Range

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded half-breed

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: vibrant goal in life

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: vibrant goal in life

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: bearded school

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Passionate aqua forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: cream dopamine really tough guy

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: purple temple

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: purple temple

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Tantric stead

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Passionate aqua forum degenerate

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Wine thriller institution chad

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: spectacular frozen base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: purple temple

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Mint cerebral bawdyhouse

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: bearded school

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: 180 chocolate area

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: hateful philosopher-king office

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Contagious indian lodge

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: judgmental trailer park

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Lilac Parlour Digit Ratio

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: judgmental trailer park

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stubborn corn cake

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: translucent corner genital piercing

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring parlor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Jewess Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: Copper rehab community account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate aqua forum degenerate

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: White aggressive kitchen

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy infuriating tanning salon gunner

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: shimmering offensive senate french chef

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: White aggressive kitchen

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Dun box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous deranged whorehouse
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: black orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Lemon Vivacious Sanctuary Messiness

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: elite emerald cumskin electric furnace

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: bearded school

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722562)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: titillating primrose resort

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778799)