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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe I'll start..
Why don't blacks go on cruises? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre they're not falling for that one again.
why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre they only took four cars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: snowy telephone holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife What is the answer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Unhinged space wagecucks kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Aggressive multi-colored center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Stirring lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050) |
Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Frisky rigor Why do blacks always have sex on their minds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe (Don Imus)
Pubic hair on their heads? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Frisky rigor Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: exciting property idea he suggested A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Frisky rigor Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: Idiotic crimson ticket booth quadroon I loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: bossy coral skinny woman background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: beady-eyed church really tough guy ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: slate messiness theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM Author: sooty balding cruise ship lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM Author: Unhinged space wagecucks lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Brass bipolar market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: glittery ratface yarmulke damn. i'm fucking stealing this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Mahogany range http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: hideous aphrodisiac pistol dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: canary vibrant parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: passionate cream cuckold lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: talented clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM Author: Peach Sanctuary Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM Author: Frisky rigor ((())) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM Author: coiffed bat shit crazy bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM Author: Talking Blathering Trailer Park Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.
What do you call a black priest? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: motley dead boiling water Nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM Author: Light french chef loled irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM Author: Offensive fear-inspiring site old irish cottage LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: Mahogany range http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM Author: hideous aphrodisiac pistol dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM Author: canary vibrant parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Peach Sanctuary hahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife This one is also funny.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Big Den LOL!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Frisky rigor Loll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM Author: electric bright mother box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM Author: massive mint location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: burgundy cumskin church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM Author: snowy telephone pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM Author: adventurous lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM Author: Vivacious Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672) |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM Author: jet twinkling uncleanness abode ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Trip jade police squad piazza How many coons does it take to tar a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Frisky rigor 7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Trip jade police squad piazza A: Depends how thin you slice them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Duck-like deranged pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: bossy coral skinny woman background story what do you call a black man flying a plane? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: exciting property idea he suggested A pilot. What are you, racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: talented clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre neighbor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: milky crackhouse juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Boyish Clear Knife Nagger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM Author: Stirring lay Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Stirring lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Rose pit https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM Author: turquoise parlour pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.
also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke. |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM Author: Anal Plaza aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Stirring lay I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.
Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.
Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"
She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!" |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: tripping odious whorehouse scourge upon the earth A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?" Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."
"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."
"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"
"Your baby's dead." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM Author: Light french chef dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM Author: soul-stirring bearded athletic conference brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: chartreuse meetinghouse patrolman 68485840022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Mahogany range lol brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM Author: milky crackhouse juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: Apoplectic excitant headpube heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Maize Ceo lmao holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe What does NAACP stand for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: Brass bipolar market niggas aint always cocking pistols
niggers arguing and constantly protesting |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe Niggers are always causing problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: Apoplectic excitant headpube heaven Niggers alligators apes coons and possums (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM Author: Low-t scarlet private investor National Association of Always Complaining People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM Author: vigorous menage tank Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!" He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?" But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!" Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM Author: Thriller disrespectful university toaster lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy school nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: Gaped cheese-eating national organic girlfriend thats, not a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit black woman To be fair,
Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'
Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'
Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'
Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :))) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM Author: Exhilarant Rusted Shitlib underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM Author: impertinent hot hunting ground institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM Author: charismatic stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: angry pea-brained home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: irradiated becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM Author: Mahogany range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: kink-friendly transparent chapel genital piercing Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Peach Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: turquoise parlour A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.
The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"
The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM Author: soul-stirring bearded athletic conference brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: Arousing goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Maize Ceo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM Author: passionate cream cuckold lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: Soggy Mildly Autistic Library Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM Author: grizzly awkward indirect expression What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM Author: turquoise parlour A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."
The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."
Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.
The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."
Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.
The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"
"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape this is legit great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Mahogany range Then he got raped by a beefy cholo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM Author: autistic rambunctious forum karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: angry pea-brained home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM Author: Vivacious Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM Author: Pearl maniacal wrinkle faggotry Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape what did the black kid get on his SAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat Sweet N Sour sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat How does every racist joke start? *looks around* |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy school nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat What's white and 12 inches long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat Nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy school nibblets rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Mahogany range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat What's orange, white, and beautiful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape trump, melania, and ivanka? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat A white person on fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape uh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape i mean, if it were funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat He definitely did it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM Author: Brass bipolar market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: irradiated becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Gaped cheese-eating national organic girlfriend lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Arousing goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM Author: talented clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Maize Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Nudist nowag lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: passionate cream cuckold lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"
Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."
Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."
So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.
Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"
(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: turquoise parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM Author: chartreuse meetinghouse patrolman 756496674956 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: turquoise parlour Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.
One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."
"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"
"Fine, thanks." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: turquoise parlour (xo 2017) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM Author: dull spectacular rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Provocative up-to-no-good resort i don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: turquoise parlour have you never met a WASP in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM Author: Mustard bisexual station 180 especially for the names of the WASPs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM Author: jet-lagged set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM Author: Lake Titillating Windowlicker Point what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM Author: Mind-boggling Base Get me a drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: Brass bipolar market "Would the defendant please rise" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM Author: Lake Titillating Windowlicker Point cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: turquoise parlour A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"
The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Brass bipolar market lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: High-end jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: Mahogany range lollll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: Talking Blathering Trailer Park Halford Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: turquoise parlour What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?
Defendant. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: Brass bipolar market no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM Author: turquoise parlour lol extremely offensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy school nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM Author: tripping odious whorehouse scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe Why can't Stevie wonder read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre because he's black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: soul-stirring bearded athletic conference brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: turquoise parlour A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."
On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"
The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: Gaped cheese-eating national organic girlfriend what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM Author: glittery ratface yarmulke What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?
The black one steals your watch. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Brass bipolar market ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape Put it into airplane mode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM Author: Light french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM Author: Offensive fear-inspiring site old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: passionate cream cuckold lmmmmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM Author: grizzly awkward indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: turquoise parlour Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: Brass bipolar market He's 23? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Hyperactive Pisswyrm Ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM Author: turquoise parlour What's long and hard on a black man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM Author: Fragrant Electric Furnace Reading Party The law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: turquoise parlour the first grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM Author: Stirring lay What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Brass bipolar market ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Stirring lay The NBA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Brass bipolar market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: irradiated becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Stirring lay How do you start a riot in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: turquoise parlour how? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Stirring lay Throw a penny down the street (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM Author: histrionic dysfunction gas station meh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Stirring lay Whos the richest man in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM Author: Comical salmon son of senegal Carlos Slim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM Author: histrionic dysfunction gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Stirring lay Yes he picked up that penny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM Author: jet-lagged set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Shimmering wonderful half-breed round eye A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.
The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.
After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.
The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .
The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.
Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.
The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.
"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.
"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.
"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: turquoise parlour lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: Mahogany range What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: Brass bipolar market Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: lascivious flatulent therapy Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: Brass bipolar market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM Author: Stirring lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: passionate cream cuckold 427386980435769083457609823745 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: razzle-dazzle fuchsia circlehead public bath https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: Supple Stag Film Boltzmann Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fuchsia circlehead public bath Elton John's chauffeur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM Author: Stirring lay Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM Author: Dashing narrow-minded sandwich pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:
Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Laughsome effete corner mediation what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: Laughsome effete corner mediation Ritardo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM Author: Trip jade police squad piazza A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!" "No dear, you just have diarrhea." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: milky crackhouse juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM Author: Rebellious foreskin deer antler Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?
so they don't bite their fingers |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre do they even have any food at all in ethiopia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM Author: Apoplectic excitant headpube heaven You ever tried Ethiopian food? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe What's the difference between black people and snow tires? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre tires don't sing when you put chains on em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM Author: Beta step-uncle's house rigpig i felt bad laughing at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: milky crackhouse juggernaut 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: Talking Blathering Trailer Park Halford What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball? Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to. |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Contagious walnut temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy heady theatre a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.
and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys! |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM Author: Soggy Mildly Autistic Library LOL!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Stirring lay What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: Stirring lay A quarter pounder with cheese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: Trip jade police squad piazza A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!" "Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?" The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!" "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys sunk the Titanic!" "That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM Author: Light french chef a Stevie Wright classic, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM Author: Twisted Locale My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy school nibblets how is this racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: Stirring lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM Author: Apoplectic excitant headpube heaven How long does it take a black woman to shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM Author: Stirring lay 9 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: Lake Titillating Windowlicker Point Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling Base This joke has already been made ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM Author: Lake Titillating Windowlicker Point Lol
Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM Author: Cobalt shrine toilet seat (associate about to get shitcanned) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Maize Ceo Why did Hitler commit suicide? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: ebony cracking roast beef principal's office one less kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Stirring lay He saw the gas bill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM Author: Maize Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: turquoise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487) |
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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM Author: cerebral irate lettuce gunner ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: milky crackhouse juggernaut Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM Author: Apoplectic excitant headpube heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM Author: Pearl maniacal wrinkle faggotry (Junior Soprano) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Slimy Associate Sweet Tailpipe What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: territorial chestnut preventive strike coffee pot How do you get a black man out of a tree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: Pearl maniacal wrinkle faggotry Cut the rope? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM Author: abusive mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: Tantric boistinker prole Subject: His wife and kids What do you throw an African American drowning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Galvanic spruce field Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?
A. To keep the flies off the chicken
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Learning disabled hell sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM Author: Galvanic spruce field Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”
Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”
Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”
Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.” |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Galvanic spruce field A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM Author: Drab tattoo legal warrant Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.
Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon" Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt" Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"
Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.
Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.
Bartender is confused at this point.
Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?" Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: Lavender razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: Trip jade police squad piazza An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract." "No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter" |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM Author: 180 garrison gay wizard Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?
Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing. |