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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
180 parlor mood
  04/27/17
?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
180 parlor mood
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
amber fantasy-prone skinny woman trump supporter
  04/28/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
Electric Theater Stage
  04/28/17
...
Cordovan address
  04/28/17
...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Metal cruise ship
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
Yes
Metal cruise ship
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
cracking crotch tank
  04/27/17
Lol
Metal cruise ship
  04/27/17
I loled
useless claret voyeur
  04/27/17
180
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
lol
Razzle school cafeteria degenerate
  04/27/17
ran here
histrionic main people gas station
  04/27/17
...
Offensive chad locale
  04/27/17
lol
Vengeful public bath background story
  04/28/17
lol
Electric Theater Stage
  04/28/17
180
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
smoky stirring indirect expression organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser red station factory reset button
  04/28/17
...
bull headed legal warrant
  04/28/17
lmao
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/28/17
...
Deep violent ratface sound barrier
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
Vigorous misunderstood native
  04/28/17
((()))
Metal cruise ship
  04/28/17
...
Sable jew
  04/28/17
...
dun concupiscible genital piercing
  04/28/17
...
flirting hell
  04/29/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
Nigger
Razzmatazz Knife
  04/27/17
Holy shit
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
loled irl
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
LOL
pearly startled dilemma
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser red station factory reset button
  04/28/17
...
bull headed legal warrant
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
Vigorous misunderstood native
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Nofapping wonderful antidepressant drug macaca
  04/27/17
Loll
Metal cruise ship
  04/27/17
...
Titillating Filthy Market Laser Beams
  04/27/17
...
Motley pea-brained clown principal's office
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
irl lol
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/28/17
...
Adulterous high-end shrine roommate
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
amber fantasy-prone skinny woman trump supporter
  04/28/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
180
deranged drab mental disorder nowag
  04/29/17
...
Thriller deer antler lay
  04/29/17
...
heady shitlib
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
excitant translucent yarmulke
  04/27/17
7?
Metal cruise ship
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
excitant translucent yarmulke
  04/27/17
...
exhilarant national karate
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Razzle school cafeteria degenerate
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
cracking crotch tank
  04/27/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
Lol
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
...
Deep violent ratface sound barrier
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
neighbor
180 parlor mood
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
...
dashing pink stage
  04/28/17
Nagger?
onyx old irish cottage
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
Cerebral Nursing Home Boiling Water
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
Twisted Marvelous Range Ladyboy
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
nudist legend
  04/27/17
dark
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
180
appetizing frozen corner
  04/28/17
68485840022
Grizzly violent trailer park
  04/28/17
lol brutal
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
...
dashing pink stage
  04/28/17
...
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
multi-colored set blood rage
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/27/17
?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
mind-boggling temple philosopher-king
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
vivacious garrison potus
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
120
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
Exciting resort
  04/28/17
...
hot confused giraffe point
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
Ruddy toilet seat
  04/28/17
underrated
Floppy psychic plaza
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
green aphrodisiac police squad
  04/29/17
...
bonkers transparent location travel guidebook
  04/29/17
180
Coral low-t pervert church
  04/29/17
...
Twinkling provocative locus
  04/29/17
lol
dark field wagecucks
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
Bateful Clear Famous Landscape Painting
  11/18/17
...
Vigorous misunderstood native
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
180
appetizing frozen corner
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Harsh crackhouse toaster
  04/28/17
180
multi-colored set blood rage
  04/28/17
lmao
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/30/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
Lol
trip orchestra pit coldplay fan
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
godawful step-uncle's house place of business
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
soul-stirring elastic band
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/29/17
...
Coral low-t pervert church
  04/29/17
...
Thriller deer antler lay
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
olive faggot firefighter university
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
hot confused giraffe point
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
what?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
Nothing
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
rofl
hot confused giraffe point
  04/28/17
...
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
uh
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
Lol
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
180
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling provocative locus
  04/28/17
...
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
180
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
lol
Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender
  04/28/17
...
Harsh crackhouse toaster
  04/28/17
...
Deep violent ratface sound barrier
  04/28/17
It is 1997
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/28/17
...
multi-colored set blood rage
  04/28/17
lol
hyperactive ticket booth
  04/29/17
lol
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
180
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
756496674956
Grizzly violent trailer park
  04/28/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
120
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
...
Garnet beady-eyed associate
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Odious rigor incel
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
apoplectic laughsome cumskin
  04/29/17
...
Burgundy comical generalized bond brunch
  04/29/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
purple cocky jap
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
cr
purple cocky jap
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
lol
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Cheese-eating Territorial Bbw
  04/28/17
lollll
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
Lol
dun concupiscible genital piercing
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
hot confused giraffe point
  04/28/17
lol
nudist legend
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/28/17
because he's black
180 parlor mood
  04/28/17
...
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/29/17
...
appetizing frozen corner
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
what?
Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
Thirsty national security agency
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
smoky stirring indirect expression organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
?
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Glittery stain heaven
  04/28/17
...
pearly startled dilemma
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/30/17
...
godawful step-uncle's house place of business
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
?
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
He's 23?
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
lol
Contagious sanctuary patrolman
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
The law
ruby lascivious kitty home
  04/28/17
the first grade.
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
?
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
The NBA
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
180
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling provocative locus
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
how?
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
meh
doobsian dingle berry whorehouse
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
Cyan selfie death wish
  04/28/17
...
doobsian dingle berry whorehouse
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
...
Burgundy comical generalized bond brunch
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Irradiated Trust Fund
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
lol.
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
dark field wagecucks
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
vibrant milky mother
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered carnelian chapel
  04/28/17
...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
Curious brass tanning salon pistol
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Azn Senate
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
Wine juggernaut
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Azn Senate
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
mildly autistic fighting liquid oxygen theatre
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
splenetic maniacal scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
Ritardo
splenetic maniacal scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
excitant translucent yarmulke
  04/28/17
...
dashing pink stage
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
cruel-hearted kitchen
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
180 parlor mood
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
180 parlor mood
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
irate keepsake machete menage
  04/28/17
180000
dashing pink stage
  04/30/17
...
chest-beating den
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
dun concupiscible genital piercing
  04/28/17
...
Swashbuckling Internet-worthy Corn Cake
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
180 parlor mood
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
trip orchestra pit coldplay fan
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
excitant translucent yarmulke
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
Glittery stain heaven
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
Sticky piazza hunting ground
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
hot confused giraffe point
  04/28/17
...
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/28/17
9 months
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
purple cocky jap
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
self-absorbed casino kitty cat
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
purple cocky jap
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
Thirsty national security agency
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
multi-colored set blood rage
  04/28/17
one less kike
talented stead
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building
  04/28/17
...
multi-colored set blood rage
  04/28/17
...
chest-beating den
  04/29/17
?
dead forum
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
dashing pink stage
  04/29/17
...
Diverse candlestick maker office
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
olive faggot firefighter university
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Aromatic Awkward Black Woman
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Supple french business firm mediation
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
olive faggot firefighter university
  05/07/17
...
Arousing Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency Doctorate
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
Big charcoal jewess persian
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
passionate black wrinkle fanboi
  11/18/17
...
boyish white theater messiness
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
passionate black wrinkle fanboi
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
passionate black wrinkle fanboi
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
fragrant preventive strike space
  11/19/17
...
spectacular parlour
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
excitant translucent yarmulke
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
free-loading dog poop
  07/01/22


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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: amber fantasy-prone skinny woman trump supporter

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Electric Theater Stage

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Cordovan address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: cracking crotch tank

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: useless claret voyeur

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic main people gas station

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Offensive chad locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Vengeful public bath background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Electric Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: smoky stirring indirect expression organic girlfriend

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser red station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: bull headed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Deep violent ratface sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Vigorous misunderstood native

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Sable jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: flirting hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Knife

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: pearly startled dilemma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser red station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: bull headed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Vigorous misunderstood native

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Nofapping wonderful antidepressant drug macaca

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Titillating Filthy Market Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: Motley pea-brained clown principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Adulterous high-end shrine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: amber fantasy-prone skinny woman trump supporter

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: deranged drab mental disorder nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Thriller deer antler lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: heady shitlib

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: excitant translucent yarmulke

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: excitant translucent yarmulke

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: exhilarant national karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria degenerate

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: cracking crotch tank

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Deep violent ratface sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: dashing pink stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: onyx old irish cottage

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Nursing Home Boiling Water

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: chest-beating den

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Twisted Marvelous Range Ladyboy

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: nudist legend

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: appetizing frozen corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Grizzly violent trailer park

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: dashing pink stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored set blood rage

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling temple philosopher-king

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: vivacious garrison potus

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Exciting resort

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: hot confused giraffe point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Ruddy toilet seat

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Floppy psychic plaza

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: bonkers transparent location travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Coral low-t pervert church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Bateful Clear Famous Landscape Painting

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Vigorous misunderstood native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: chest-beating den

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: appetizing frozen corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Harsh crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored set blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit coldplay fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: godawful step-uncle's house place of business

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: chest-beating den

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Coral low-t pervert church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Thriller deer antler lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: olive faggot firefighter university

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: hot confused giraffe point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: hot confused giraffe point

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Twinkling provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Harsh crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Deep violent ratface sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored set blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: hyperactive ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: chest-beating den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Grizzly violent trailer park

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: chest-beating den

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: chest-beating den

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Garnet beady-eyed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Odious rigor incel

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: chest-beating den

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: apoplectic laughsome cumskin

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Burgundy comical generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: purple cocky jap

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: purple cocky jap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: chest-beating den

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Territorial Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: chest-beating den

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: chest-beating den

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: hot confused giraffe point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: nudist legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: appetizing frozen corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: chest-beating den

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse sex offender

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: smoky stirring indirect expression organic girlfriend

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: pearly startled dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: godawful step-uncle's house place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: chest-beating den

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: chest-beating den

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: ruby lascivious kitty home

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: chest-beating den

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Twinkling provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: chest-beating den

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: doobsian dingle berry whorehouse

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Cyan selfie death wish

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: doobsian dingle berry whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Burgundy comical generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Irradiated Trust Fund

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: chest-beating den

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: dark field wagecucks

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: vibrant milky mother

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered carnelian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Curious brass tanning salon pistol

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Azn Senate

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Wine juggernaut

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Azn Senate

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: mildly autistic fighting liquid oxygen theatre

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: splenetic maniacal scourge upon the earth

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: splenetic maniacal scourge upon the earth

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: excitant translucent yarmulke

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: dashing pink stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete menage

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: dashing pink stage

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internet-worthy Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: 180 parlor mood

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit coldplay fan

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: excitant translucent yarmulke

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Glittery stain heaven

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Sticky piazza hunting ground

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: hot confused giraffe point

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: purple cocky jap

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: purple cocky jap

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Thirsty national security agency

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: multi-colored set blood rage

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: talented stead

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Bright Fiercely-loyal Dopamine Church Building

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: multi-colored set blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: chest-beating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: dead forum

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: dashing pink stage

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Diverse candlestick maker office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: olive faggot firefighter university

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Black Woman

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Supple french business firm mediation

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: olive faggot firefighter university

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Arousing Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Big charcoal jewess persian
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: passionate black wrinkle fanboi

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: boyish white theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: passionate black wrinkle fanboi

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: passionate black wrinkle fanboi

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: fragrant preventive strike space

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: excitant translucent yarmulke

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: free-loading dog poop

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

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