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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
Snowy corn cake
  04/27/17
?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
Snowy corn cake
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
cracking hall
  04/28/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
Hairraiser property
  04/28/17
...
Misunderstood idiot
  04/28/17
...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
emerald juggernaut
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
Yes
emerald juggernaut
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
exhilarant puce circlehead parlour
  04/27/17
Lol
emerald juggernaut
  04/27/17
I loled
glassy round eye locale
  04/27/17
180
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
lol
Stirring hospital
  04/27/17
ran here
Cowardly high-end cruise ship background story
  04/27/17
...
Erotic Menage
  04/27/17
lol
chartreuse pistol
  04/28/17
lol
Hairraiser property
  04/28/17
180
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
razzle turdskin
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
...
dashing crimson therapy
  04/28/17
...
shivering ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  04/28/17
lmao
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/28/17
...
Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib
  04/28/17
((()))
emerald juggernaut
  04/28/17
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mischievous love of her life
  04/28/17
...
trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater
  04/28/17
...
Swollen unholy factory reset button indian lodge
  04/29/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
Nigger
aphrodisiac metal new version
  04/27/17
Holy shit
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
loled irl
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
LOL
heady light meetinghouse
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
...
dashing crimson therapy
  04/28/17
...
shivering ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Floppy Slimy Incel
  04/27/17
Loll
emerald juggernaut
  04/27/17
...
lemon splenetic dopamine halford
  04/27/17
...
Bat shit crazy concupiscible friendly grandma
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
irl lol
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/28/17
...
Naked gunner
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
cracking hall
  04/28/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
180
Submissive party of the first part
  04/29/17
...
lilac bawdyhouse main people
  04/29/17
...
Brilliant Vibrant Range Degenerate
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
Aromatic unhinged feces
  04/27/17
7?
emerald juggernaut
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Aromatic unhinged feces
  04/27/17
...
Federal parlor rigpig
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Stirring hospital
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
exhilarant puce circlehead parlour
  04/27/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
Lol
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
...
Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
neighbor
Snowy corn cake
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
...
ruddy theatre rigor
  04/28/17
Nagger?
Turquoise fragrant stage
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
Crystalline wagecucks mad cow disease
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
Sick Boyish Lodge
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
pontificating voyeur boltzmann
  04/27/17
dark
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
180
Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza
  04/28/17
68485840022
henna dilemma
  04/28/17
lol brutal
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
...
ruddy theatre rigor
  04/28/17
...
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
seedy national
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/27/17
?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
Doobsian Chapel Police Squad
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
Primrose Zombie-like Box Office
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
120
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
razzle-dazzle godawful queen of the night
  04/28/17
...
charcoal roommate hell
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
silver judgmental casino
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
Electric Pungent Library
  04/28/17
underrated
exciting school sandwich
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Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
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Khaki Address
  04/29/17
...
Galvanic deep useless brakes
  04/29/17
180
Contagious genital piercing
  04/29/17
...
Sable appetizing home weed whacker
  04/29/17
lol
Excitant Angry Piazza
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
supple immigrant temple
  11/18/17
...
Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
180
Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
Salmon odious deer antler stead
  04/28/17
180
seedy national
  04/28/17
lmao
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/30/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
Lol
motley lay fanboi
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
Beady-eyed aqua stain
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
cerebral bright community account space
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/29/17
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Contagious genital piercing
  04/29/17
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lilac bawdyhouse main people
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
Scarlet location
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
charcoal roommate hell
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
what?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
Nothing
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
rofl
charcoal roommate hell
  04/28/17
...
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
uh
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
Lol
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
180
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
Sable appetizing home weed whacker
  04/28/17
...
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
180
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
lol
silver judgmental casino
  04/28/17
...
Salmon odious deer antler stead
  04/28/17
...
Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman
  04/28/17
It is 1997
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/28/17
...
seedy national
  04/28/17
lol
Drab resort cuckold
  04/29/17
lol
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
180
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
756496674956
henna dilemma
  04/28/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
120
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
...
Navy Step-uncle's House Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
i don't get it
vivacious tan kitchen
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
mint stimulating ladyboy heaven
  04/29/17
...
useless marvelous institution
  04/29/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
180 overrated karate
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
cr
180 overrated karate
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
lol
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
deranged senate
  04/28/17
lollll
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
Lol
trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
charcoal roommate hell
  04/28/17
lol
pontificating voyeur boltzmann
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/28/17
because he's black
Snowy corn cake
  04/28/17
...
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/29/17
...
Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
what?
silver judgmental casino
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
adventurous dragon
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
razzle turdskin
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
?
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/28/17
...
heady light meetinghouse
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/30/17
...
Beady-eyed aqua stain
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
?
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
He's 23?
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
lol
Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
The law
grizzly pisswyrm sanctuary
  04/28/17
the first grade.
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
?
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
The NBA
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
180
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
Sable appetizing home weed whacker
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
how?
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
meh
Laughsome fluffy idea he suggested national security agency
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
zippy wonderful hominid
  04/28/17
...
Laughsome fluffy idea he suggested national security agency
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
...
useless marvelous institution
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Olive jap principal's office
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
lol.
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
Excitant Angry Piazza
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
Domesticated tantric stag film indirect expression
  04/28/17
...
Magenta provocative nursing home
  04/28/17
...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
jade outnumbered regret whorehouse
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
sienna trailer park giraffe
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
jade outnumbered regret whorehouse
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
Milky Startled Elastic Band
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
razzmatazz opaque goyim
  04/28/17
Ritardo
razzmatazz opaque goyim
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
Aromatic unhinged feces
  04/28/17
...
ruddy theatre rigor
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
Sadistic charismatic partner
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
Snowy corn cake
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
Snowy corn cake
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
Irradiated Cyan Death Wish Fat Ankles
  04/28/17
180000
ruddy theatre rigor
  04/30/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater
  04/28/17
...
Passionate boistinker
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
Snowy corn cake
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
motley lay fanboi
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
Aromatic unhinged feces
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
soggy blue personal credit line faggotry
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
hilarious wrinkle
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
charcoal roommate hell
  04/28/17
...
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/28/17
9 months
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
180 overrated karate
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
violent filthpig
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
180 overrated karate
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
adventurous dragon
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
seedy national
  04/28/17
one less kike
Thriller claret office
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
beta brass faggot firefighter
  04/28/17
...
seedy national
  04/28/17
...
Citrine Cumskin
  04/29/17
?
chest-beating twinkling patrolman
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
ruddy theatre rigor
  04/29/17
...
obsidian milk trust fund
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
Scarlet location
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Infuriating Comical Corner Mother
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
garnet church building
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
Scarlet location
  05/07/17
...
slate diverse headpube
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
Iridescent Field Nibblets
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
Hairless purple church
  11/18/17
...
talented bearded becky
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
Hairless purple church
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
Hairless purple church
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
Sooty racy forum
  11/19/17
...
Spectacular pit
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
Aromatic unhinged feces
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
lascivious kink-friendly water buffalo
  07/01/22


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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

they only took four cars!

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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: cracking hall

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser property

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Misunderstood idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: exhilarant puce circlehead parlour

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: glassy round eye locale

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Stirring hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Cowardly high-end cruise ship background story

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Erotic Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: chartreuse pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: razzle turdskin

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: dashing crimson therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: shivering ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: mischievous love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Swollen unholy factory reset button indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac metal new version

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: heady light meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: dashing crimson therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: shivering ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Floppy Slimy Incel

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: lemon splenetic dopamine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy concupiscible friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Naked gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: cracking hall

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Submissive party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: lilac bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Vibrant Range Degenerate

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic unhinged feces

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: emerald juggernaut

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Aromatic unhinged feces

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Federal parlor rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Stirring hospital

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant puce circlehead parlour

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: ruddy theatre rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant stage

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: violent filthpig

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Crystalline wagecucks mad cow disease

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Sick Boyish Lodge

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: pontificating voyeur boltzmann

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: henna dilemma

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: ruddy theatre rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: seedy national

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Chapel Police Squad

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Primrose Zombie-like Box Office

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: violent filthpig

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle godawful queen of the night

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: charcoal roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: silver judgmental casino

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Electric Pungent Library

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: exciting school sandwich

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: Khaki Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: Galvanic deep useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Sable appetizing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: supple immigrant temple

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Nofapping Amber Skinny Woman Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Salmon odious deer antler stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: seedy national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: motley lay fanboi

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed aqua stain

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: cerebral bright community account space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Contagious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: lilac bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Scarlet location

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: charcoal roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: charcoal roommate hell

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: violent filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: violent filthpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Sable appetizing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: silver judgmental casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Salmon odious deer antler stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Big Hot Public Bath Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: seedy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Drab resort cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: violent filthpig

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: henna dilemma

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: violent filthpig

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: adventurous dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Navy Step-uncle's House Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: vivacious tan kitchen

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: mint stimulating ladyboy heaven

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: useless marvelous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: 180 overrated karate

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: violent filthpig

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: 180 overrated karate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: deranged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: charcoal roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: pontificating voyeur boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: silver judgmental casino

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: adventurous dragon

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: razzle turdskin

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: heady light meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed aqua stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery nudist crackhouse alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm sanctuary

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Sable appetizing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome fluffy idea he suggested national security agency

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: zippy wonderful hominid

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome fluffy idea he suggested national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: useless marvelous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Olive jap principal's office

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant Angry Piazza

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Domesticated tantric stag film indirect expression

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Magenta provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: lake coiffed twinkling uncleanness abode

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: jade outnumbered regret whorehouse

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: sienna trailer park giraffe

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: jade outnumbered regret whorehouse

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Milky Startled Elastic Band

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque goyim

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque goyim

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Aromatic unhinged feces

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: ruddy theatre rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Sadistic charismatic partner

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Death Wish Fat Ankles

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: ruddy theatre rigor

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: trip cheese-eating state volcanic crater

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Passionate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Snowy corn cake

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: motley lay fanboi

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Aromatic unhinged feces

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: soggy blue personal credit line faggotry

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: hilarious wrinkle

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: charcoal roommate hell

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: 180 overrated karate

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: violent filthpig

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: 180 overrated karate

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: adventurous dragon

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: seedy national

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Thriller claret office

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: beta brass faggot firefighter

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: seedy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Citrine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: chest-beating twinkling patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ruddy theatre rigor

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: obsidian milk trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Scarlet location

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Comical Corner Mother

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: garnet church building

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Scarlet location

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: slate diverse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Iridescent Field Nibblets
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Hairless purple church

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: talented bearded becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Hairless purple church

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Hairless purple church

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Sooty racy forum

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Spectacular pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Aromatic unhinged feces

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722562)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: lascivious kink-friendly water buffalo

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778799)