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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/27/17
?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Floppy iridescent windowlicker
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
silver shitlib
  04/28/17
...
Territorial Big Useless Brakes Principal's Office
  04/28/17
...
drab jew
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
Yes
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
Salmon Shrine Trump Supporter
  04/27/17
Lol
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/27/17
I loled
Exciting thirsty hell
  04/27/17
180
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
lol
Adventurous lime ceo
  04/27/17
ran here
lilac idiot love of her life
  04/27/17
...
Puce stead
  04/27/17
lol
Smoky kink-friendly tanning salon
  04/28/17
lol
silver shitlib
  04/28/17
180
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
Self-absorbed Provocative Church
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
...
Diverse Selfie
  04/28/17
...
frum aromatic bbw electric furnace
  04/28/17
lmao
dead concupiscible center
  04/28/17
...
filthy alcoholic whorehouse
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
shivering space
  04/28/17
((()))
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/28/17
...
Jade point nibblets
  04/28/17
...
Vigorous cheese-eating base
  04/28/17
...
Wonderful address
  04/29/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
Nigger
Hyperactive magical roommate
  04/27/17
Holy shit
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
loled irl
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
LOL
henna swashbuckling den
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
...
Diverse Selfie
  04/28/17
...
frum aromatic bbw electric furnace
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
shivering space
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Sticky fat ankles
  04/27/17
Loll
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/27/17
...
Pale fragrant orchestra pit partner
  04/27/17
...
house-broken private investor water buffalo
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
irl lol
dead concupiscible center
  04/28/17
...
Jet candlestick maker field
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
Floppy iridescent windowlicker
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
180
hideous useless location legal warrant
  04/29/17
...
Cerebral Brunch Alpha
  04/29/17
...
Glittery light cruise ship
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
chestnut appetizing son of senegal
  04/27/17
7?
supple parlor sweet tailpipe
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
chestnut appetizing son of senegal
  04/27/17
...
rebellious hunting ground dragon
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Adventurous lime ceo
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
Salmon Shrine Trump Supporter
  04/27/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
Lol
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
...
filthy alcoholic whorehouse
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
neighbor
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
...
Bistre shaky site
  04/28/17
Nagger?
Fishy Hospital Ladyboy
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
drab jew
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
drab jew
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
Tantric Lake Property Digit Ratio
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
Amethyst fantasy-prone volcanic crater
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
drab jew
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
Beta death wish
  04/27/17
dark
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
180
electric adulterous french chef menage
  04/28/17
68485840022
marvelous knife circlehead
  04/28/17
lol brutal
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
...
Bistre shaky site
  04/28/17
...
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
Mischievous Lodge
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/27/17
?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
Idiotic Azure Church Building Depressive
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
sinister step-uncle's house
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
120
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
drunken curious kitchen
  04/28/17
...
balding racy prole potus
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
razzmatazz deep university
  04/28/17
underrated
Cobalt sexy pocket flask
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
stimulating bull headed pit dog poop
  04/29/17
...
crusty anal senate
  04/29/17
180
Contagious emerald faggot firefighter
  04/29/17
...
odious jewess
  04/29/17
lol
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
Sienna unhinged hall
  11/18/17
...
shivering space
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
180
electric adulterous french chef menage
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
impertinent organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
180
Mischievous Lodge
  04/28/17
lmao
dead concupiscible center
  04/30/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
Lol
Multi-colored green heaven
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
hilarious coral school cafeteria
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
this is legit great
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
Insecure Charismatic Trailer Park
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/29/17
...
Contagious emerald faggot firefighter
  04/29/17
...
Cerebral Brunch Alpha
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
Carmine Judgmental Institution
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
balding racy prole potus
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
what?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
Nothing
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
rofl
balding racy prole potus
  04/28/17
...
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
uh
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
Lol
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
180
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
odious jewess
  04/28/17
...
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
180
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
lol
disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry
  04/28/17
...
impertinent organic girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
filthy alcoholic whorehouse
  04/28/17
It is 1997
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/28/17
...
Mischievous Lodge
  04/28/17
lol
Abnormal Cordovan Sneaky Criminal Locus
  04/29/17
lol
dead concupiscible center
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
180
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
756496674956
marvelous knife circlehead
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
120
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
...
nighttime very tactful main people theater stage
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Ocher Pungent Abode
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
Hairless vermilion sanctuary messiness
  04/29/17
...
cyan persian tattoo
  04/29/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
dull dashing coffee pot masturbator
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
cr
dull dashing coffee pot masturbator
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
lol
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
canary lascivious gaping
  04/28/17
lollll
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
Lol
Vigorous cheese-eating base
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
balding racy prole potus
  04/28/17
lol
Beta death wish
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/28/17
because he's black
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/28/17
...
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/29/17
...
electric adulterous french chef menage
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
what?
disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
Self-absorbed Provocative Church
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
?
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/28/17
...
henna swashbuckling den
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
dead concupiscible center
  04/30/17
...
hilarious coral school cafeteria
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
?
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
He's 23?
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
lol
180 coldplay fan
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
The law
Learning disabled goal in life gas station
  04/28/17
the first grade.
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
drab jew
  04/28/17
?
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
The NBA
drab jew
  04/28/17
180
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
odious jewess
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
drab jew
  04/28/17
how?
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
drab jew
  04/28/17
meh
grizzly vivacious theater
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
drab jew
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
apoplectic slippery multi-billionaire mexican
  04/28/17
...
grizzly vivacious theater
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
drab jew
  04/28/17
...
cyan persian tattoo
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Thriller Office Idea He Suggested
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
lol.
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
aphrodisiac skinny woman feces
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
olive hissy fit national security agency
  04/28/17
...
Rusted Razzle Ratface
  04/28/17
...
drab jew
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
dead concupiscible center
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
sepia laughsome box office mental disorder
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
Cerise ticket booth reading party
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
sepia laughsome box office mental disorder
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
drab jew
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
tan soggy factory reset button stag film
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
wine vibrant area marketing idea
  04/28/17
Ritardo
wine vibrant area marketing idea
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
chestnut appetizing son of senegal
  04/28/17
...
Bistre shaky site
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
chrome corn cake rehab
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
At-the-ready rough-skinned corner
  04/28/17
180000
Bistre shaky site
  04/30/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
Vigorous cheese-eating base
  04/28/17
...
Beady-eyed Range Toilet Seat
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
vengeful soul-stirring school
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
Multi-colored green heaven
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
drab jew
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
drab jew
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
chestnut appetizing son of senegal
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
comical brilliant garrison gunner
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
submissive jet-lagged crackhouse
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
balding racy prole potus
  04/28/17
...
drab jew
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/28/17
9 months
drab jew
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
dull dashing coffee pot masturbator
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
dull dashing coffee pot masturbator
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
Bateful filthpig chapel
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Mischievous Lodge
  04/28/17
one less kike
exhilarant queen of the night
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
drab jew
  04/28/17
...
Mischievous Lodge
  04/28/17
...
razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference
  04/29/17
?
Motley library new version
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Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
Bistre shaky site
  04/29/17
...
talented boltzmann lettuce
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
Carmine Judgmental Institution
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Heady Gay Wizard
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
Carmine Judgmental Institution
  05/07/17
...
Stirring Costumed Liquid Oxygen Business Firm
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
Massive Nursing Home Ape
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
plum mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/17
...
disgusting frozen crotch mother
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
plum mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
plum mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
buff philosopher-king
  11/19/17
...
Irradiated Dilemma
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
chestnut appetizing son of senegal
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
passionate resort legend
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent windowlicker

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: silver shitlib

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Territorial Big Useless Brakes Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: drab jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Salmon Shrine Trump Supporter

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting thirsty hell

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous lime ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: lilac idiot love of her life

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Puce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Smoky kink-friendly tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: silver shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Provocative Church

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Diverse Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: frum aromatic bbw electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: filthy alcoholic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: shivering space

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Jade point nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Wonderful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive magical roommate

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: henna swashbuckling den

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Diverse Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: frum aromatic bbw electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: shivering space

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Sticky fat ankles

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Pale fragrant orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: house-broken private investor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Jet candlestick maker field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent windowlicker

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: hideous useless location legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Glittery light cruise ship

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing son of senegal

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: supple parlor sweet tailpipe

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing son of senegal

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: rebellious hunting ground dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous lime ceo

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Salmon Shrine Trump Supporter

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: filthy alcoholic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre shaky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital Ladyboy

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: drab jew

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: drab jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Tantric Lake Property Digit Ratio

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Amethyst fantasy-prone volcanic crater

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: drab jew

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Beta death wish

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: electric adulterous french chef menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: marvelous knife circlehead

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Bistre shaky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Lodge

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Idiotic Azure Church Building Depressive

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: sinister step-uncle's house

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: drunken curious kitchen

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: balding racy prole potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz deep university

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Cobalt sexy pocket flask

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: stimulating bull headed pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: crusty anal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious emerald faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Sienna unhinged hall

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: shivering space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: electric adulterous french chef menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Mischievous Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored green heaven

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: hilarious coral school cafeteria

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Insecure Charismatic Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Contagious emerald faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: balding racy prole potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: balding racy prole potus

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: filthy alcoholic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Mischievous Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Cordovan Sneaky Criminal Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: marvelous knife circlehead

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: nighttime very tactful main people theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Ocher Pungent Abode

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: Hairless vermilion sanctuary messiness

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: cyan persian tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: dull dashing coffee pot masturbator

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: dull dashing coffee pot masturbator

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: canary lascivious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: balding racy prole potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Beta death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: electric adulterous french chef menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: disturbing bearded police squad cuckoldry

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Provocative Church

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: henna swashbuckling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: hilarious coral school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled goal in life gas station

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: drab jew

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: drab jew

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: drab jew

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: drab jew

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: grizzly vivacious theater

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: drab jew

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: apoplectic slippery multi-billionaire mexican

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: grizzly vivacious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: drab jew

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: cyan persian tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Thriller Office Idea He Suggested

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman feces

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: olive hissy fit national security agency

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: drab jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: dead concupiscible center

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: sepia laughsome box office mental disorder

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Cerise ticket booth reading party

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: sepia laughsome box office mental disorder

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: drab jew

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: tan soggy factory reset button stag film

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: wine vibrant area marketing idea

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: wine vibrant area marketing idea

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing son of senegal

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Bistre shaky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: chrome corn cake rehab

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready rough-skinned corner

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Bistre shaky site

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating base

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Range Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: vengeful soul-stirring school

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored green heaven

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: drab jew

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: drab jew

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing son of senegal

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: comical brilliant garrison gunner

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: submissive jet-lagged crackhouse

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: balding racy prole potus

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: drab jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: drab jew

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: dull dashing coffee pot masturbator

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: dull dashing coffee pot masturbator

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful filthpig chapel

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Lodge

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: drab jew

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: Motley library new version

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Bistre shaky site

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: talented boltzmann lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Flesh Arrogant Lay Black Woman

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Heady Gay Wizard

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Stirring Costumed Liquid Oxygen Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Massive Nursing Home Ape
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: plum mad-dog skullcap

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: disgusting frozen crotch mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: plum mad-dog skullcap

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: plum mad-dog skullcap

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: buff philosopher-king

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing son of senegal

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: passionate resort legend

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

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