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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Twisted home I'll start..
Why don't blacks go on cruises? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort they're not falling for that one again.
why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Twisted home ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort they only took four cars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: 180 community account holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: aromatic codepig menage What is the answer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: rough-skinned hall It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Overrated state mental disorder kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: bossy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Fighting set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050) |
Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Irradiated zippy nursing home philosopher-king Why do blacks always have sex on their minds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Twisted home (Don Imus)
Pubic hair on their heads? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM Author: Irradiated zippy nursing home philosopher-king Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: khaki hospital weed whacker A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Irradiated zippy nursing home philosopher-king Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: Exciting filthpig theater stage I loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Twisted home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Indigo fragrant property lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: useless dog poop market ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: blue faggot firefighter pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM Author: Mewling razzle new version lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM Author: Overrated state mental disorder lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: Appetizing sinister national depressive damn. i'm fucking stealing this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: obsidian becky gaming laptop http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: Bearded mint therapy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: Cerise Boistinker Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Cracking roommate rigor lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: hairraiser very tactful brunch gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM Author: Wild Shrine Athletic Conference Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM Author: Irradiated zippy nursing home philosopher-king ((())) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM Author: Self-centered church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM Author: up-to-no-good area doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM Author: excitant heaven corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: aromatic codepig menage Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.
What do you call a black priest? |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: chartreuse diverse digit ratio Nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: aromatic codepig menage Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant loled irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM Author: Cocky Judgmental Meetinghouse Yarmulke LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: obsidian becky gaming laptop http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM Author: Bearded mint therapy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM Author: Cerise Boistinker Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Wild Shrine Athletic Conference hahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: aromatic codepig menage This one is also funny.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Domesticated crackhouse hunting ground LOL!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: frisky chad How many coons does it take to tar a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Irradiated zippy nursing home philosopher-king 7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: frisky chad A: Depends how thin you slice them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: Indigo fragrant property what do you call a black man flying a plane? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: khaki hospital weed whacker A pilot. What are you, racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: aromatic codepig menage Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: Twisted home What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Lascivious underhanded principal's office marketing idea Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.
also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke. |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM Author: rusted marvelous chapel cumskin aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Fighting set I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.
Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.
Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"
She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!" |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: puce lodge A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?" Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."
"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."
"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"
"Your baby's dead." |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Twisted home What does NAACP stand for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876) |
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niggers arguing and constantly protesting |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM Author: Twisted home Niggers are always causing problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM Author: plum boyish international law enforcement agency lay Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!" He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?" But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!" Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?" |
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Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.
The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"
The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM Author: flushed persian What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."
The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."
Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.
The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."
Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.
The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"
"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke." |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM Author: adventurous red windowlicker site Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate what did the black kid get on his SAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate trump, melania, and ivanka? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: rough-skinned hall A white person on fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: rough-skinned hall What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: rough-skinned hall What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: orchid house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Trip ungodly puppy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Cracking roommate rigor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Lascivious underhanded principal's office marketing idea Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"
Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."
Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."
So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.
Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"
(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM Author: Slate Dead Blood Rage 756496674956 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.
One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."
"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"
"Fine, thanks." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM Author: Lascivious underhanded principal's office marketing idea 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (xo 2017) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: rough-skinned hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM Author: Motley selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: iridescent bipolar trust fund orchestra pit i don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma have you never met a WASP in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM Author: Aggressive den pozpig 180 especially for the names of the WASPs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM Author: crusty honey-headed masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM Author: dun candlestick maker locus what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM Author: Lascivious underhanded principal's office marketing idea Get me a drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain "Would the defendant please rise" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM Author: dun candlestick maker locus cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"
The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: nighttime big stage double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: obsidian becky gaming laptop lollll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: up-to-no-good area doctorate Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?
Defendant. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma lol extremely offensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM Author: onyx plaza clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM Author: puce lodge lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM Author: Twisted home Why can't Stevie wonder read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort because he's black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Twisted home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: Effete cyan rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."
On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"
The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: gold spot potus what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: rough-skinned hall The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM Author: Appetizing sinister national depressive What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?
The black one steals your watch. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate Put it into airplane mode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM Author: Cocky Judgmental Meetinghouse Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Cracking roommate rigor lmmmmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM Author: flushed persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain He's 23? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM Author: snowy aphrodisiac useless brakes senate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma What's long and hard on a black man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM Author: Curious locale The law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma the first grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM Author: Fighting set What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Fighting set The NBA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Fighting set How do you start a riot in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma how? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Fighting set Throw a penny down the street (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM Author: mind-boggling cream trailer park boltzmann meh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Fighting set Whos the richest man in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM Author: coiffed faggotry Carlos Slim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Fighting set Yes he picked up that penny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM Author: crusty honey-headed masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: bat shit crazy gas station idea he suggested A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.
The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.
After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.
The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .
The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.
Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.
The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.
"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.
"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.
"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: obsidian becky gaming laptop What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: titillating gunner whorehouse Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: Concupiscible theatre stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM Author: Fighting set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Cracking roommate rigor 427386980435769083457609823745 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: Fishy library https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: silver knife place of business Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Fishy library Elton John's chauffeur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM Author: Fighting set Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM Author: histrionic nofapping sanctuary tattoo pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:
Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Grizzly thriller ratface stag film what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: Grizzly thriller ratface stag film Ritardo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM Author: frisky chad A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!" "No dear, you just have diarrhea." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: pearl talented range internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM Author: Mustard point hissy fit Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?
so they don't bite their fingers |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort do they even have any food at all in ethiopia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM Author: brass jewess genital piercing You ever tried Ethiopian food? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM Author: Twisted home What's the difference between black people and snow tires? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort tires don't sing when you put chains on em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM Author: unhinged theater i felt bad laughing at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: pearl talented range internal respiration 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: up-to-no-good area doctorate What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball? Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to. |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Lilac Abode Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Glittery jet-lagged resort a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.
and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys! |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM Author: emerald soul-stirring forum LOL!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Fighting set What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: Fighting set A quarter pounder with cheese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: frisky chad A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!" "Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?" The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!" "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys sunk the Titanic!" "That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM Author: provocative frum patrolman legal warrant a Stevie Wright classic, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM Author: Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy garrison mediation My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: onyx plaza clown how is this racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: Fighting set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM Author: brass jewess genital piercing How long does it take a black woman to shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM Author: Fighting set 9 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: dun candlestick maker locus Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Lascivious underhanded principal's office marketing idea This joke has already been made ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM Author: dun candlestick maker locus Lol
Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM Author: rough-skinned hall (associate about to get shitcanned) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: orchid house Why did Hitler commit suicide? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed ceo kitty cat one less kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Fighting set He saw the gas bill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM Author: orchid house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: ebony sticky station friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487) |
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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM Author: hyperactive jade stock car ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: pearl talented range internal respiration Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM Author: brass jewess genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM Author: adventurous red windowlicker site (Junior Soprano) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Twisted home What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: charcoal church building How do you get a black man out of a tree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: adventurous red windowlicker site Cut the rope? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM Author: odious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: cobalt dysfunction field Subject: His wife and kids What do you throw an African American drowning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: passionate corner giraffe Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?
A. To keep the flies off the chicken
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: geriatric comical institution love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM Author: passionate corner giraffe Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”
Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”
Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”
Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.” |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: passionate corner giraffe A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM Author: Supple lime generalized bond business firm Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.
Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon" Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt" Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"
Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.
Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.
Bartender is confused at this point.
Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?" Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: Saffron hyperventilating hominid hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: frisky chad An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract." "No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter" |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM Author: Exhilarant milky incel Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?
Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing. |