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After escalating series of bizarre rants, Harrison Barnes Finally Steps Down

Bet this dude suicides in the next few weeks: As the upro...
Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/17
Some of you may find this interesting but I actually know Ha...
iridescent garrison
  05/02/17
He seems chill and like he has a super sweet life. But it...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/02/17
Nah, he actually is a health nut. He has a walking desk in h...
iridescent garrison
  05/02/17
I know, I've seen that he has a million long and original ar...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/02/17
No way he is stepping down. There is no one else there to ru...
iridescent garrison
  05/02/17
can u get him to post on this bort if he doesn't already do ...
excitant milky national messiness
  05/02/17
Damn. We've been sharing a number of his screeds fairly rec...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/02/17
Link? Edit: Nvm. Lol.
Vibrant plaza
  05/02/17
http://abovethelaw.com/2017/04/saying-biglaw-hiring-coordina...
Free-loading Bateful Resort Cumskin
  05/02/17
ty
Vibrant plaza
  05/02/17
this joe patrice faggot is the worst. eff him
obsidian juggernaut
  05/02/17
case in point. fuck this sjw. For a guy whose busines...
obsidian juggernaut
  05/02/17
Barnes is 100% right about hiring coordinators at biglaw fir...
cerebral main people business firm
  05/03/17
Wtf? Harrison Barnes' whole schtick is writing long screeds...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/02/17
Lmao I hope this is real
Bistre dashing office mood
  05/02/17
holy shit. i've said this before, but the guy probably ge...
vivacious orange bawdyhouse idiot
  05/02/17
...
Laughsome out-of-control area
  05/02/17
http://abovethelaw.com/2017/04/saying-biglaw-hiring-coordina...
Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/17
Fucking lost it at "(or get married to)"
Vibrant plaza
  05/02/17
apparently that part really set off some people in recruitin...
Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/17
idgi
obsidian juggernaut
  05/02/17
what the shit? what was offensive here
obsidian juggernaut
  05/02/17
As you might imagine, recruiting coordinators didn’t appreci...
Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness
  05/02/17
I'm sure he's right about this, but forget about the liberal...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/02/17
...
ocher hyperactive round eye
  05/02/17
Not to mention insulting the very people whose job it is to ...
startled alcoholic private investor
  05/02/17
just like libel/defamation, truth should be an absolute defe...
boyish violent spot
  05/02/17
he is unhinged, but redpill
Judgmental stage selfie
  05/02/17
Happy to see this guy go but he's still gonna be posting 200...
titillating scarlet mad-dog skullcap patrolman
  05/02/17
redpilled sociopath
Judgmental stage selfie
  05/02/17
the guy seems like a biz genius (there was some crazy anecdo...
excitant milky national messiness
  05/02/17
He's an idiot who always calls on Saturday for some reason b...
fragrant theater stage
  05/02/17
protip: that "call" is a recording.
charismatic degenerate mother
  05/03/17
I support Barnes 100% he is 180 and a fucking psycho
Razzle-dazzle snowy stage kitty
  05/02/17
cr he can really stroke the 3 when he's in rhythm
obsidian juggernaut
  05/02/17
Why Harrison Barnes Could Be the Most Intriguing Free Agent ...
Laughsome out-of-control area
  05/03/17
I stand with Harrison Barnes
charismatic degenerate mother
  05/03/17
...
fear-inspiring church ratface
  05/03/17
Barnes is nuts but any single one of his rambling screeds ha...
Histrionic menage sweet tailpipe
  05/03/17


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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness

Bet this dude suicides in the next few weeks:

As the uproar mounted, Barnes began his much-needed apology tour, writing law firms a mercifully non-rambling mea culpa that concluded with a key announcement:

I take this issue very seriously. It has become clear to me that I need to take some time to reflect on my comments. To that end, I have decided to take an extended leave of absence from BCG Attorney Search to reflect on my actions, and I will no longer be making submissions on behalf of our candidates. I am very, very sorry for any offense this article has caused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217155)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

Some of you may find this interesting but I actually know Harrison Barnes very well in RL. Super cool guy. He has a nice office in the Malibu Country Mart. I learned a lot about business from him in my early days out of law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217515)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface

He seems chill and like he has a super sweet life.

But it also seems like he writes his screeds while high on cocaine and other drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217535)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

Nah, he actually is a health nut. He has a walking desk in his office and writes pretty much all day on it. Dude is a machine when it comes to work. The amount of material he writes himself is pretty incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217556)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface

I know, I've seen that he has a million long and original articles.

Do you think he's actually stepping down as a result of this? Really doesn't seem like a big deal tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218105)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: iridescent garrison

No way he is stepping down. There is no one else there to run it. It's his baby. He just won't write articles for a while most likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218296)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: excitant milky national messiness

can u get him to post on this bort if he doesn't already do so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218305)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface

Damn. We've been sharing a number of his screeds fairly recently. They are pretty entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218357)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza

Link?

Edit: Nvm. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Free-loading Bateful Resort Cumskin

http://abovethelaw.com/2017/04/saying-biglaw-hiring-coordinators-have-more-beauty-and-fewer-brains-a-bad-move-for-headhunter/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217191)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

this joe patrice faggot is the worst. eff him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217285)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

case in point. fuck this sjw.

For a guy whose business is based on building relationships with prospective laterals and the law firms that might hire them, Barnes just keeps going out of his way to make public statements that only seem to alienate everyone he’d theoretically hope to attract. He’s waxed philosophic about whether or not poor black people can have the work ethic required for Biglaw and told attorneys to avoid anything that might suggest they aren’t a white, heterosexual male. One could imagine a charitable reading where he’s just decrying the ugly yet persistent biases of law firm hiring, but he never seems to make those connections as much as he gives them further currency.

Perhaps he thinks that once he crosses the 9,000-word threshold, no one is going to bother to read up to the point where he starts going into how important it is to provide a phrenology map in your résumé or whatever his bugaboo of the week happens to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217295)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 4:25 AM
Author: cerebral main people business firm

Barnes is 100% right about hiring coordinators at biglaw firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33219278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface

Wtf? Harrison Barnes' whole schtick is writing long screeds. Why the hell is he stepping down now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Bistre dashing office mood

Lmao I hope this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217189)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: vivacious orange bawdyhouse idiot

holy shit.

i've said this before, but the guy probably gets coked out of his gourd before writing these rants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217195)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Laughsome out-of-control area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217390)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness

http://abovethelaw.com/2017/04/saying-biglaw-hiring-coordinators-have-more-beauty-and-fewer-brains-a-bad-move-for-headhunter/

here is the passage that finally brought him down:

“If you have not noticed by now, most legal recruiters are women, and most are quite attractive and fit. This is because they are in positions that involve public relations—sort of like an on-air television newscaster. There is nothing wrong with the fact that most law firms put people like this in these positions because they are the public face of the law firm. What is problematical, though, is that some of these people can also—occasionally—be a little ditzy and not have the other sorts of qualifications that would make them qualified for the job. Not only do they sometimes have more beauty and fewer brains, but they also may have more beauty and less interest in people, less ability to connect with people, and similar negative characteristics. This means they expect people to treat them as if they are special and sometimes are more focused on themselves than their jobs.

It is not uncommon for recruiting coordinators to use their workspaces as a hunting ground for mates—and it works. Many recruiting coordinators marry (or get married to) associates and partners inside of the law firm. This is what happens when attractive and successful people are put in confined spaces 10 hours a day. Once a legal recruiting coordinator gets close to an associate or partner in the firm, the recruiting coordinator may start playing favorites—and often does. People who are close to the associate or partner may get special treatment when applying to the firm, for example. If there is tension in the job of the associate or partner (i.e., getting fired, getting a bad performance review, or leaving), this can affect the performance of the recruiting coordinator a great deal.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217198)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza

Fucking lost it at "(or get married to)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217243)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness

apparently that part really set off some people in recruiting at firms lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217264)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

idgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217281)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

what the shit? what was offensive here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217273)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Underhanded navy twinkling uncleanness

As you might imagine, recruiting coordinators didn’t appreciate the piece. A sampling of comments made on LinkedIn (where Barnes mind-bogglingly decided to put it):

This article is offensive and sexist, and Harrison Barnes, you should be ashamed to have published this.

This article is extremely sexist, not to mention full of overbroad, inaccurate statements offered without any supporting evidence. Qualified candidates should know better than to take advice from anyone spouting this sort of nonsense.

If this article is any evidence of how you treat and regard these professionals, then perhaps that is the reason you don’t receive the feedback or responsiveness you’d like, not because of their own skills or attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface

I'm sure he's right about this, but forget about the liberal PC police.

It's stupid as hell to write this, because it's basically telegraphing you do a shitty job, firms ignore your overtures and your pitched candidates, and you are clearly just bitter about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217288)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:16 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217342)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: startled alcoholic private investor

Not to mention insulting the very people whose job it is to sort through and forward unsolicited resumes.

Good move jackass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: boyish violent spot

just like libel/defamation, truth should be an absolute defense to PC attacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217423)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Judgmental stage selfie

he is unhinged, but redpill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217305)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: titillating scarlet mad-dog skullcap patrolman

Happy to see this guy go but he's still gonna be posting 2000 jobs per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217310)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Judgmental stage selfie

redpilled sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33217445)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: excitant milky national messiness

the guy seems like a biz genius (there was some crazy anecdote in one of his earlier writings on how he made like 30K doing construction contracting while he was a federal clerk) so i'm sure he'll be just fine despite this obv stupid misstep

also he's prolly rich as fuck and now gets to hit up all sorts of hot biglaw hiring coordinators on the pretext of "apologizing" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218189)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage

He's an idiot who always calls on Saturday for some reason but Anyone that's worked in biglaw knows this is 100% accurate. It's also true at virtually every company too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218353)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: charismatic degenerate mother

protip: that "call" is a recording.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218494)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle snowy stage kitty

I support Barnes 100% he is 180 and a fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218408)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

cr he can really stroke the 3 when he's in rhythm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 12:02 AM
Author: Laughsome out-of-control area

Why Harrison Barnes Could Be the Most Intriguing Free Agent

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/harrison-barnes-2016-extension-free-agent/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218440)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: charismatic degenerate mother

I stand with Harrison Barnes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218497)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: fear-inspiring church ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33218505)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: Histrionic menage sweet tailpipe

Barnes is nuts but any single one of his rambling screeds has more interesting insights than everything Joe Patrice has ever written in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3602901&forum_id=2#33219285)