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Trump appoints HIMSELF new FBI director (not flame)

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appo...
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[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.
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not your best work with the bigly.
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It was fantastic, believe me.
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Well you clicked on it ljl Also, how dare you.
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better than the faggot OP
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Whoa excellent
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Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your be...
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It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the ...
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You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appointing himself to be the new FBI Director following the surprise dismissal of James Comey earlier this week.

"Effective immediately, I am appointing myself, Donald Trump, to lead the FBI during this difficult days. We have tremendous challenges ahead, and I am more than prepared to meet they [sic] as we move forward, believe me," Trump said in a brief statement.

Legal experts and constitutional scholars are questioning the move, but the White House insists that everything is fantastic and really bigly terrific.

http://yahoonews.com/trump-appoints-self-the-new-fbi-director-says-going-to-be-amazing-45736145464-htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278729)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant toilet seat

[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278857)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring selfie



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz sienna elastic band

not your best work with the bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278773)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin

It was fantastic, believe me.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: boyish henna associate



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Misanthropic ruddy mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279917)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: comical coiffed coffee pot



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Vermilion genital piercing

meh

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring selfie



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant toilet seat

(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Metal geriatric degenerate kitty

This is one of your weaker efforts

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring selfie



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: grizzly affirmative action

This thread will be remembered only through those trivia contests about obscure evan39 threads no one remembers because they were so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278889)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: histrionic turdskin

Well you clicked on it ljl

Also, how dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279213)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Nofapping 180 Location Fat Ankles

Yahoo!'s recent struggles have mostly been attributed to a lack of innovation, questionable leadership, and an inability to establish its role in an ever changing online marketplace. However, a recent report suggests that the ailing internet giant has actually been undermined from the outside by an unlikely source.

Alex Goldstein, an analyst at Deutsche Bank, was assigned to evaluate the company. During this process, he uncovered numerous instances in which a commenter on an online law school message board repeatedly drafted fake news articles and attributed them to Yahoo! News. According to Goldstein, this commenter, known only as "evan39," created very elaborate stories specifically designed to deceive the reader.

"It's all fiction," Goldstein said, "but the level of detail was such that it would be hard to tell that it was fake. The stories relayed certain 'facts' which might have seemed totally absurd ten years ago, but in today's cartoon world, actually seem plausible. Separating fact from fiction is becoming harder and harder."

"If you click the link provided in his post, you'll see that it goes nowhere, but who actually bothers to do that these days?'

Goldstein noted that while evan39 also linked stories to CNN, Fox News, and other outlets, 73 percent of his fake news posts were attributed to Yahoo!.

When asked for comment, a Yahoo! spokesperson said the company was contemplating legal action, but noted that evan39's homosexuality provided him a level of immunity. "He's not some cis white male shitlord. People will respect his rights."

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-damaged-by-gaywads-literal-fake-news-2017-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279726)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: haunting pistol theater



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: garnet stead



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: Aggressive Multi-billionaire Senate



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: excitant hospital

better than the faggot OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279805)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: federal sandwich

(angry kike faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280347)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: ocher beady-eyed stage regret



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: histrionic turdskin

Whoa excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285273)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Nofapping 180 Location Fat Ankles

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285451)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: grizzly affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33405988)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Umber disrespectful gaping abode



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: supple roommate

Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your best work and why you personally had to blank bump it so much, but I just want to say that I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Aggressive Multi-billionaire Senate

It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the text is mostly filler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279779)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: supple roommate

Evan's normal touch is to make the fake article just slightly plausible, causing you to click the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279909)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Stimulating Deer Antler



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered personal credit line

You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279797)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: excitant hospital

and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are a board faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279807)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic ruddy mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

... pumping and sweating

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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: Aggressive Multi-billionaire Senate



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Umber disrespectful gaping abode



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: stubborn half-breed



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Aquamarine odious stock car dragon



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: amethyst lascivious shitlib stain

evan i gotta know, how did you blank bump this ~20 times in under one minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280423)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: histrionic turdskin

Opened multiple duplicate tabs

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Date: May 26th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Fluffy glassy trailer park goal in life

(Hacker)

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: histrionic turdskin



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