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First day of being a Summer Associate and I think I messed up at lunch.
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Date: May 15th, 2017 1:33 PM Author: slap-happy fortuitous meteor I just came back from lunch and I think I fucked up. My firm is almost a 100% offer rate so hopefully it's nbd, but a really shitty impression. I was at a lunch with a couple other summers and some associates. I've read about being a summer here and on TLS, so I wanted to order a drink so I didn't seem really stuffy. I don't really know much about alcohol because I barely drink (like I'll drink beers when its around and all that, but I don't drink much and don't know many "fancy"/upper class drinks). No body else got a drink and people kind of chuckled when I got mine. I was too nervous to change my order. I'm sure it will be fine mostly just venting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33309831) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Umber Marketing Idea Factory Reset Button fucking this. OP gave them a clear out and they still didnt take it and have the good time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310263) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: slap-happy fortuitous meteor I just got a Long Island because I couldnt think of any other drink that would seem like a legit grown up/professional drink vs like a Budweiser or something. It actually was pretty good, and I'm not much of a drinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33309900) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 4:14 PM Author: Curious poppy faggotry goal in life Need to make this your summer associate schtick. From now on always get an LIT and talk about how it's a family point of pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33311239) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Unhinged painfully honest philosopher-king ROFL. Now that's a power move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33312114) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:01 PM Author: adventurous state trust fund Lol if a SA seriously did this somewhere it would be 180 as fuck. All the associates would fucking LOVE that. Y0u'd be THAT CHILL GUY all summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310061) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:06 PM Author: tan big party of the first part I was expecting him to say he ordered boiling pitcher of Sierra Mist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310112) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:12 PM Author: Hyperactive Piazza Partner Was expecting this to be the hard cider thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310170) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: ivory offensive field it's in your head. no one is thinking about you...move on and try not to dwell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310281) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Dashing soggy dilemma macaca also update your resume (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310348) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:21 PM Author: vigorous rigor rehab I've had summers do this a few times. Usually everybody else just orders a drink and rolls with it. Can't remember an instance where a summer was literally sitting there drinking alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33310733) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Fluffy Spectacular Associate Sweet Tailpipe I drank a bottle of wine at a summer lunch once because the summers refused to drink any (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33311150) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: Vivacious Mediation Its a good test to see which SA's are likely to be unpleasant boring people you don't want to work with - take them out to lunch, order a bottle of white wine and downmark anyone who won't join me in a glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33313620) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: slap-happy fortuitous meteor UPDATE: now I'm in a tough spot. I felt sleepy as hell at my desk after lunch (it was pretty big) and thought I'd close my eyes for a second and anyway long story short I just woke up. I'm in this bs glass office and some people were kind of looking at me as I woke up. Most of the staff seems to be gone though. All the summers are at a welcome happy hour that started at 5. Do I go to that at this point? Wtf do I say for missing it. I don't even have an assignment yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33312096) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: beady-eyed twisted jewess spot Too much too fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33312101) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 6:08 PM Author: slap-happy fortuitous meteor Cr. Not how I saw my first day going :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33312117) |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 1:22 AM Author: Gaped Charcoal Sanctuary Psychic I really hope this is just some clever flame and that summer associates aren't this neurotic nowadays.
If this is true and you are genuinely concerned... STOP - THIS IS NBD, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK... and if they did you would have heard about it shortly thereafter. |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 1:20 AM Author: Chestnut clown Update? Did you make the happy hour???
Hopefully you just casually coasted in like you'd been there the whole time... |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 1:24 AM Author: slap-happy fortuitous meteor Ended up getting fired for saying a bunch of racist stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33739797) |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 2:10 AM Author: Chestnut clown typical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33740022) |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 2:11 AM Author: Gaped Charcoal Sanctuary Psychic dammit, I hate these shit flames. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614934&forum_id=2#33740026) |