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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: provocative azn GC is sodomizing me especially hard this month. Have 6 deals I am trying to close by month end and I am leaving Friday for my azn basketball tournament.
Add to that my wife is gone so I have no one to complain to but you guys.
On the positive side, I bought 6 packs of two new beers from Kona brewing company at the advice of a lesbian I ran into at Ralphs. Wailua Wheat and some Coconut Porter or something. Both are pretty good. Also drinking Anchor Steam which is my favorite normal beer. |
Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Clear Dog Poop This thread is now about your wife taking Chad cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354705) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: marvelous house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354707) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Twinkling son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354715) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: provocative azn My wife is with her mother in Europe on a catholic pilgrimage. So she'll have to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354755) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: Clear Dog Poop Who are you trying to convince? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354767) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: Charismatic angry hominid institution Catholic chicks are very slutty LJL at this cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354832) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Pink exhilarant yarmulke theater I thought the exact same. Oh the wife is away on a catholic trip. Lol. Girl's back is arched right now taking D as we speak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354936) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: marvelous house How do you stay sane through ((GC)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354721) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: provocative azn honestly I think of all billable work as an hourly wage and so weekend and night work = money which my wife can spend when she is in Europe without me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354758) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: marvelous house You really are the opposite of me in terms of discipline
I react to short-term incentives too much- even doing my laundry takes a lot of mental energy while reading 400 pages about the Byzantine "republican" tradition is nbd bc i actually enjoy it |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: provocative azn I am naturally very lazy. It is really the incremental profit associated with the billable hour that motivates me to work so hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354812) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:04 PM Author: Cheese-eating Jew This is retarded as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355395) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Twinkling son of senegal do you feel bad for being mean to julia now that she's a DV victim?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354726) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: heady effete casino link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354731) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: provocative azn I'm not mean to Julia. She lies enough that anything she posts is suspect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354761) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: mint wonderful cuckold If you were 27 again what would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354730) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: provocative azn having just graduated from law school? Same shit unfortunately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: mint wonderful cuckold If you hadn't gone to law school and had a 75k job you hated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354775) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Titillating house-broken temple faggotry Probably not the same firm tho Amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354778) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: Titillating house-broken temple faggotry Where is the azn bball tournament? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354759) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: provocative azn Madison Wisconsin - which is a weird place for AZN basketball.
My first time to Wisconsin so I am looking forward to it. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Titillating house-broken temple faggotry Is this the international one that was in Montreal last yr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354783) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:40 PM Author: provocative azn yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354813) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Floppy codepig how was montreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354933) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:23 PM Author: provocative azn Montreal was awesome, especially since I speak French.
Perfect weather and during that weekend the street was shut down for a street party festival. Basically we did a pub crawl on the way back from the gym every day. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:24 PM Author: Floppy codepig the chicks there are haf and arent fat fuck americans either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355092) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Orchid Address pro-tip: if the weather is nice, spend some time on memorial terrace at UW drinking spotted cow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354800) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:40 PM Author: provocative azn i intend to check out UW since my wife wont be around. Feeling old and gross :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354817) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: Orchid Address http://www.tornadosteakhouse.com/ that place is also a little slice of heaven |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:25 AM Author: adventurous indigo native dragon Spotted Cow is FUCKING TRASH. Get Moon Man or Fat Squirrel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356988) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 12:04 PM Author: contagious abode messiness Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358017) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:41 PM Author: Clear Dog Poop How many dicks do you think are currently in your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354820) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:41 PM Author: Sable lascivious regret Any exciting issues come up in this months deals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354821) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:24 PM Author: provocative azn I am learning about factoring financing - based on the assigned receivables of a lender's customers. It's some fancy securitization type arrangement that makes no fucking sense, especially since the documents we received are wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355094) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:31 AM Author: adventurous indigo native dragon LOL I haven't slept more than 3 hours in the last 24 so I'm loopy but wtf is confusing about lending against a percentage of receivables? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356993) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:42 PM Author: Unhinged low-t indian lodge love of her life Factoring is super old school stuff, isn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359523) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:49 PM Author: provocative azn I wouldn't know. I never heard of it until 2 years ago.
I do almost exclusively asset based financing and regular real estate work. What's weird is that our client is a bank which lends money to Bridgestone, which assigns to us it's receivables from Target, Walmart, etc who have purchase orders for tires with Bridgestone. So you have all these multi party factoring agreements. Then we assign portions of those receivables to bigger lenders who pool them like a securitization and give my client money to purchase these third party assignments.
These are usually 30 or 60 day receivables based on purchase orders so they turn over really quickly, unlike an income stream from a mortgage or even student loan.
The problem is that the big bank gave us the wrong documents which confused the fuck out of me. The concept makes sense but I need to get used to the documentation. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Supple shaky library pervert why does it have to be so complicated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359635) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: laughsome underhanded generalized bond jewess 1) you still need to bill as partner?
2) are you going to ruin an associate's weekend? |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: provocative azn My book of business is about $20K so yes I need to bill, a lot.
I don't have any associates on the deals I am trying to close this month. I've never asked an associate work work nights or weekends for me if I wasn't working at the same time. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: concupiscible geriatric hell background story Edit nm wrong post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355369) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:07 PM Author: laughsome underhanded generalized bond jewess thought book of business was 90% of making partner, then what do you attribute to making breakfast?
also, is sumo DL cheating? |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:38 PM Author: provocative azn i'm at a midlaw place with 150 or so attorneys. You can make partner here by working hard and doing a good job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359493) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Purple Goal In Life Skinny Woman http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620890&mc=5&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354840) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: bonkers pearl lodge are any MEN coming over to split those wheat bears and coconuts porter and anything else they want? their names? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354874) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:27 PM Author: provocative azn nope. I might play video games with my friends in other states if I get my work done and am not too high by that point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355118) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Self-absorbed orchestra pit pistol would you rate yourself as a happy well adjusted poaster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354895) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:28 PM Author: provocative azn i'm pretty well adjusted and I would say that I am happier than most people on this board - since i lack depression, anxiety or the other mental illnesses that people seem to have.
But I work hard and do not enjoy life enough so things are not perfect. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: Floppy codepig any desire at all to get in on the crypto game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354925) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:29 PM Author: provocative azn hindsight always, but I cannot believe you got someone like luis with no jerb to fucking put all of his savings into crypto.
Also I have terrible luck investing so you should all be happy I am not buying in. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Floppy codepig I got in on the ground floor on this nonsense and it's 180. But I feel bad that so many xo bros can't partake. To that end I started the thread below. You're a good dood so I hope you will consider the suggestion ITT re the investment thesis outlined in the thread linked therein
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620956&mc=18&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:22 PM Author: Nighttime Candlestick Maker Hissy Fit do you miss your slave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355085) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:30 PM Author: provocative azn i never had a slave. We can get a live in servant from the Philippines if we want, but I don't want another person living with us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355136) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Floppy codepig Can I have ur slave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355312) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:05 PM Author: idiotic flesh trust fund Do you think the Wizards backcourt is better than the Warriors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355403) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: painfully honest hall You seem like a good dude. Are you guys taking laterals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355418) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: provocative azn we are always taking laterals depending on the practice area. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355644) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Stimulating translucent giraffe office Do any lit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358419) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:16 PM Author: Histrionic flickering rehab Do ever wish you could maek it as BSD trial attorney? I constantly think about this and fantasize about being a defense attorney.
What has surprised you the most about your new domestic lifestyle?
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:39 PM Author: provocative azn i'm not that level of argumentative and aggressive - not comfortable being that mean IRL.
The most surprising thing is how there is no such thing as taking turns - we establish our own roles.
Since my wife moved in I clean 100% of the bathroom, 100% of the dishes and I bathe the dog 100% of the time. My wife does 100% of the laundry and vacuums 90% of the time.
Other thing that surprises me is how much fucking money gets spent without me feeling like my QOL has changed. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:20 AM Author: provocative azn Just finished working. Billed 9.8 hours today and 80 hours in the past 7 days. Going to smoke more weed, try to jerk off and pass out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356981) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:36 AM Author: Galvanic Water Buffalo do you think most big law attorneys inflate their hours?
I worked 65 hours last week and am still recovering from it. Can't imagine the people billing 2500+ a year consistently can legitimately do this for years on end. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:37 PM Author: provocative azn I think everyone pads to some extent (except me of course). Other than women who are hurting themselves by cutting their hours because they dont feel the client got the value for 8 hours or whatever. They dont last long.
First rule about padding is that no one talks about padding. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:01 PM Author: Stimulating translucent giraffe office Weird that you shop at Ralph's, esp with a NW approaching 1M. Why not Sprouts or Whole Foods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358412) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:35 PM Author: provocative azn The food is the same. We buy most meat from costco but when I want ice cream or candy or bread the shit at ralphs is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359472) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:39 PM Author: provocative azn So after I finished working at 1 am I got really high and watched fucking Warcraft. Having never played the game I thought it was fucking ridiculous but a good choice for 3 am high viewing.
Now up doing more work before basketball. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:46 PM Author: idiotic flesh trust fund Are you a partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359541) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:50 PM Author: provocative azn yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359561) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:50 PM Author: brass meetinghouse Why do you only play bball with azns? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359565) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:52 PM Author: provocative azn I don't. In fact today is my first AZN basketball game in 6 months.
I play basketball with black guys on mondays and persian and white guys (and some black) on tuesdays. |