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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: mauve feces GC is sodomizing me especially hard this month. Have 6 deals I am trying to close by month end and I am leaving Friday for my azn basketball tournament.
Add to that my wife is gone so I have no one to complain to but you guys.
On the positive side, I bought 6 packs of two new beers from Kona brewing company at the advice of a lesbian I ran into at Ralphs. Wailua Wheat and some Coconut Porter or something. Both are pretty good. Also drinking Anchor Steam which is my favorite normal beer. |
Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: twinkling giraffe This thread is now about your wife taking Chad cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354705) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: slippery cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354707) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Abnormal address background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354715) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: mauve feces My wife is with her mother in Europe on a catholic pilgrimage. So she'll have to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354755) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: twinkling giraffe Who are you trying to convince? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354767) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: floppy fluffy sneaky criminal Catholic chicks are very slutty LJL at this cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354832) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: sinister business firm I thought the exact same. Oh the wife is away on a catholic trip. Lol. Girl's back is arched right now taking D as we speak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354936) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: slippery cuckoldry How do you stay sane through ((GC)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354721) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: mauve feces honestly I think of all billable work as an hourly wage and so weekend and night work = money which my wife can spend when she is in Europe without me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354758) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: slippery cuckoldry You really are the opposite of me in terms of discipline
I react to short-term incentives too much- even doing my laundry takes a lot of mental energy while reading 400 pages about the Byzantine "republican" tradition is nbd bc i actually enjoy it |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: mauve feces I am naturally very lazy. It is really the incremental profit associated with the billable hour that motivates me to work so hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354812) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:04 PM Author: poppy casino nibblets This is retarded as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355395) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Abnormal address background story do you feel bad for being mean to julia now that she's a DV victim?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354726) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Disrespectful self-absorbed kitty dilemma link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354731) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: mauve feces I'm not mean to Julia. She lies enough that anything she posts is suspect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354761) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Shaky cracking round eye If you were 27 again what would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354730) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: mauve feces having just graduated from law school? Same shit unfortunately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: Shaky cracking round eye If you hadn't gone to law school and had a 75k job you hated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354775) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Scarlet violent fat ankles pit Probably not the same firm tho Amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354778) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: Scarlet violent fat ankles pit Where is the azn bball tournament? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354759) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: mauve feces Madison Wisconsin - which is a weird place for AZN basketball.
My first time to Wisconsin so I am looking forward to it. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Scarlet violent fat ankles pit Is this the international one that was in Montreal last yr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354783) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:40 PM Author: mauve feces yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354813) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: Orange Range Hairy Legs how was montreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354933) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:23 PM Author: mauve feces Montreal was awesome, especially since I speak French.
Perfect weather and during that weekend the street was shut down for a street party festival. Basically we did a pub crawl on the way back from the gym every day. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:24 PM Author: Orange Range Hairy Legs the chicks there are haf and arent fat fuck americans either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355092) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle high-end puppy ratface pro-tip: if the weather is nice, spend some time on memorial terrace at UW drinking spotted cow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354800) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:40 PM Author: mauve feces i intend to check out UW since my wife wont be around. Feeling old and gross :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354817) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle high-end puppy ratface http://www.tornadosteakhouse.com/ that place is also a little slice of heaven |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:25 AM Author: Dead 180 Faggotry French Chef Spotted Cow is FUCKING TRASH. Get Moon Man or Fat Squirrel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356988) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 12:04 PM Author: godawful field wrinkle Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358017) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:41 PM Author: twinkling giraffe How many dicks do you think are currently in your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354820) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:41 PM Author: titillating pale kitchen coffee pot Any exciting issues come up in this months deals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354821) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:24 PM Author: mauve feces I am learning about factoring financing - based on the assigned receivables of a lender's customers. It's some fancy securitization type arrangement that makes no fucking sense, especially since the documents we received are wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355094) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:31 AM Author: Dead 180 Faggotry French Chef LOL I haven't slept more than 3 hours in the last 24 so I'm loopy but wtf is confusing about lending against a percentage of receivables? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356993) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:42 PM Author: yapping vivacious ladyboy Factoring is super old school stuff, isn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359523) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:49 PM Author: mauve feces I wouldn't know. I never heard of it until 2 years ago.
I do almost exclusively asset based financing and regular real estate work. What's weird is that our client is a bank which lends money to Bridgestone, which assigns to us it's receivables from Target, Walmart, etc who have purchase orders for tires with Bridgestone. So you have all these multi party factoring agreements. Then we assign portions of those receivables to bigger lenders who pool them like a securitization and give my client money to purchase these third party assignments.
These are usually 30 or 60 day receivables based on purchase orders so they turn over really quickly, unlike an income stream from a mortgage or even student loan.
The problem is that the big bank gave us the wrong documents which confused the fuck out of me. The concept makes sense but I need to get used to the documentation. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:04 PM Author: dashing low-t mood why does it have to be so complicated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359635) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: exciting bisexual mad-dog skullcap pervert 1) you still need to bill as partner?
2) are you going to ruin an associate's weekend? |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: mauve feces My book of business is about $20K so yes I need to bill, a lot.
I don't have any associates on the deals I am trying to close this month. I've never asked an associate work work nights or weekends for me if I wasn't working at the same time. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: coral potus Edit nm wrong post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355369) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:07 PM Author: exciting bisexual mad-dog skullcap pervert thought book of business was 90% of making partner, then what do you attribute to making breakfast?
also, is sumo DL cheating? |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:38 PM Author: mauve feces i'm at a midlaw place with 150 or so attorneys. You can make partner here by working hard and doing a good job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359493) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Useless boltzmann http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620890&mc=5&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354840) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: rusted hall are any MEN coming over to split those wheat bears and coconuts porter and anything else they want? their names? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354874) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:27 PM Author: mauve feces nope. I might play video games with my friends in other states if I get my work done and am not too high by that point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355118) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: ultramarine very tactful heaven would you rate yourself as a happy well adjusted poaster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354895) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:28 PM Author: mauve feces i'm pretty well adjusted and I would say that I am happier than most people on this board - since i lack depression, anxiety or the other mental illnesses that people seem to have.
But I work hard and do not enjoy life enough so things are not perfect. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: Orange Range Hairy Legs any desire at all to get in on the crypto game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33354925) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:29 PM Author: mauve feces hindsight always, but I cannot believe you got someone like luis with no jerb to fucking put all of his savings into crypto.
Also I have terrible luck investing so you should all be happy I am not buying in. |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Orange Range Hairy Legs I got in on the ground floor on this nonsense and it's 180. But I feel bad that so many xo bros can't partake. To that end I started the thread below. You're a good dood so I hope you will consider the suggestion ITT re the investment thesis outlined in the thread linked therein
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620956&mc=18&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:22 PM Author: peach stubborn site windowlicker do you miss your slave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355085) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:30 PM Author: mauve feces i never had a slave. We can get a live in servant from the Philippines if we want, but I don't want another person living with us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355136) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Orange Range Hairy Legs Can I have ur slave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355312) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:05 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Office Quadroon Do you think the Wizards backcourt is better than the Warriors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355403) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: grizzly laughsome idiot cruise ship You seem like a good dude. Are you guys taking laterals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355418) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: mauve feces we are always taking laterals depending on the practice area. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33355644) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy halford stage Do any lit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358419) |
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:16 PM Author: thirsty genital piercing parlor Do ever wish you could maek it as BSD trial attorney? I constantly think about this and fantasize about being a defense attorney.
What has surprised you the most about your new domestic lifestyle?
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Date: May 20th, 2017 11:39 PM Author: mauve feces i'm not that level of argumentative and aggressive - not comfortable being that mean IRL.
The most surprising thing is how there is no such thing as taking turns - we establish our own roles.
Since my wife moved in I clean 100% of the bathroom, 100% of the dishes and I bathe the dog 100% of the time. My wife does 100% of the laundry and vacuums 90% of the time.
Other thing that surprises me is how much fucking money gets spent without me feeling like my QOL has changed. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:20 AM Author: mauve feces Just finished working. Billed 9.8 hours today and 80 hours in the past 7 days. Going to smoke more weed, try to jerk off and pass out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33356981) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:36 AM Author: Marvelous stock car do you think most big law attorneys inflate their hours?
I worked 65 hours last week and am still recovering from it. Can't imagine the people billing 2500+ a year consistently can legitimately do this for years on end. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:37 PM Author: mauve feces I think everyone pads to some extent (except me of course). Other than women who are hurting themselves by cutting their hours because they dont feel the client got the value for 8 hours or whatever. They dont last long.
First rule about padding is that no one talks about padding. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 1:01 PM Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy halford stage Weird that you shop at Ralph's, esp with a NW approaching 1M. Why not Sprouts or Whole Foods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33358412) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:35 PM Author: mauve feces The food is the same. We buy most meat from costco but when I want ice cream or candy or bread the shit at ralphs is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359472) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:39 PM Author: mauve feces So after I finished working at 1 am I got really high and watched fucking Warcraft. Having never played the game I thought it was fucking ridiculous but a good choice for 3 am high viewing.
Now up doing more work before basketball. |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Office Quadroon Are you a partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359541) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:50 PM Author: mauve feces yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359561) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:50 PM Author: bipolar soul-stirring orchestra pit famous landscape painting Why do you only play bball with azns? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621057&forum_id=2#33359565) |
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Date: May 21st, 2017 3:52 PM Author: mauve feces I don't. In fact today is my first AZN basketball game in 6 months.
I play basketball with black guys on mondays and persian and white guys (and some black) on tuesdays. |