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Great Moments in Film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kew...
exciting chartreuse sanctuary
  05/21/17
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Wine property background story
  05/21/17
really want to read that dude's review of spring breakers.
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exciting chartreuse sanctuary
  05/21/17
that was the last movie i saw in the theaters. i caught it ...
wild bawdyhouse
  05/21/17
Lol @ Jennifer Connelly agreeing to do that scene.
bateful arrogant becky meetinghouse
  05/21/17
but it was ART lol
exciting chartreuse sanctuary
  05/21/17
Why did she do it? I mean, I'm sure there was a double doing...
charismatic school cafeteria
  04/09/21
lol at that clip
poppy kitty
  05/21/17
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
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  05/21/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3pV1jhW1E Uncle Hank makes...
exciting chartreuse sanctuary
  05/21/17
ass to ass.
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poppy kitty
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so that's where my dealer got that damn idea
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ASS TO ASS
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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary

Great Moments in Film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kewr_kc6bJg

The most memorable part of Darren Aronofsky’s 2000 film “Requiem for a Dream” is the fast-paced, soul-scrapingly disturbing, epilepsy-inducing climax where the lives of the main characters go completely and irreversibly to shit. And while there are many images that forcibly wedge themselves in the audience’s mind, there’s one that always stands out above all of them: ASS-TO-ASS!

It takes a special character to pull off introducing a sex act involving a huge black double dildo simultaneously anally penetrating two girls on a coffee table, and The Ass-to-Ass Guy doesn’t disappoint. In the credits of “Requiem,” there is no “Ass-to-Ass” Guy listed, however we think that he is the character listed as Uncle Hank played by Stanley B. Herman. I’m not sure how he got cast to be the Ass-to-Ass guy, but from what I can tell it was the role he was born to play. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to be forever remembered as the Ass-to-Ass Guy, but sometimes we can’t dictate how we want to be remembered to others. Like how most people will always remember Geraldo Rivera for finding nothing in Al Capone’s vault or getting hit in the face with a chair on his talk show.

Not since Boba Fett in the original Star Wars trilogy has a character so intrigued the masses with a bare minimum of screen time. First of all, how did this old guy get invited to Big Tim’s party? What does he do during the day when he’s not watching deviant sex acts? What’s his job? Does he have a wife? Does he make her do ass-to-ass? How did he figure out that he likes to watch two girls doing ass-to-ass? Does he have offspring? Do they like watching ass-to-ass too? You may think it’s rather crazy to think of these questions, but every good actor asks these questions so they can get into their character. I wish James Lipton would have this guy on his show on Bravo so we could learn the answers to these questions (or maybe they already have and I missed it because they didn’t hype it as having the ass-to-ass guy from “Requiem” on). That would be the greatest interview since the time Opie and Anthony had Tommy Lee on their show and Opie called Tommy Lee a pussy.

“Requiem for a Dream” teaches us that doing heroin leads to jail time, amputation, and being a whore. What it also teaches us is that if you apply yourself and get rich, you can get invited to these classy parties where heroin-addicted whores will do all sorts of crazy shit on a coffee table right in front of you. And they take requests too. Sure, Big Tim may be a drug dealer, but he’s not making any money off it. He’s only selling heroin for pussy so obviously he has a damn good day job. How else would he be able to pay for his swanky place and be able to throw these kick-ass parties? So I think what “Requiem” is ultimately telling us is that if you don’t do drugs and get a good-paying job you can get poor drug-addicted girls to fuck on your coffee table in front of twenty of your friends. That’s the American dream right there.

Why did they call the character Uncle Hank in the credits? Is that something they address in the Hubert Selby Jr. book “Requiem” was based on? I always hear about the book being better than the movie when it comes to films based on books. Could there be an entire chapter devoted to the Ass-to-Ass Guy? And why do they call him Uncle Hank instead of just Hank? My guess is because since he looks like the oldest person at this party, he’s like that uncle everyone has in their family who will drink with you and hook you up with stuff like illegal fireworks or heroin-addicted whores. I can see him coming to a Fourth of July family barbeque and the kids cheering: “Hey, Uncle Hank’s here and he’s brought the M-80’s and whores! Yay! We love our Uncle Hank.” Or I can see Uncle Hank pulling a nephew aside and saying, “Don’t tell your mom about this, but I scored you some government-grade pot and a teenage runaway who will blow you for a sandwich.” Uncle Hank’s the coolest!

And so we recognize Uncle Hank as a Timeless Movie Character, because we will never forget the Ass-to-Ass scene in “Requiem” and we will never forget the man who so joyously requested it.

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Wine property background story

https://files.catbox.moe/1hgiry.jpg

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: yellow low-t cuck corner

really want to read that dude's review of spring breakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621720&forum_id=2#33359681)



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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary



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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: wild bawdyhouse

that was the last movie i saw in the theaters. i caught it at a sweet place with a handful of smaller sized theaters by myself.

you can buy booze there (which is no longer novel) and the popcorn is cheap.

i think it was one of two places still showing it when i looked.

i was really glad i went.

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: bateful arrogant becky meetinghouse

Lol @ Jennifer Connelly agreeing to do that scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3621720&forum_id=2#33359691)



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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary

but it was ART lol

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Date: April 9th, 2021 9:04 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria

Why did she do it? I mean, I'm sure there was a double doing the ass to ass, but she still had to do a few horrible and degrading scenes.

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: poppy kitty

lol at that clip

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Very Tactful Jewess Shitlib



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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3pV1jhW1E Uncle Hank makes a cameo in Black Swan

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Date: May 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary

ass to ass.

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Date: May 21st, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Wine property background story



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Date: June 5th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: exciting chartreuse sanctuary



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Date: July 9th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: poppy kitty



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Date: July 9th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed offensive regret lay

so that's where my dealer got that damn idea

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Date: July 9th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: blue exhilarant elastic band



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Date: December 20th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: poppy kitty



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Date: December 20th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: startled azure national halford

ASS TO ASS

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Date: December 20th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: poppy kitty



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Date: December 20th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: startled azure national halford



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Date: May 14th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: poppy kitty



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Date: April 9th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded State



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