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ITT: we list most egregious examples of pseudo-healthy garbage
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Date: May 27th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: brindle big cuckold goyim nature valley bars
dove chocolate
any of the 100 calorie snack packs |
Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Brass shrine fat ankles Chipotle has to be near the top of any list like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409488) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Glittery Alcoholic Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409492) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Razzmatazz Gay Area Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409495) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Exhilarant home pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409496) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Exhilarant home pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409512) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: grizzly dilemma do people see Chipotle as healthy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409516) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: At-the-ready Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409523) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: Brass shrine fat ankles It's marketed as quasi-organic health food. One burrito with chips has like 1600 calories. Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409529) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Parlour Partner 2 a day almost meets my daily caloric intake bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409536) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: Brass shrine fat ankles Me too. But the average person is not burning 3500 calories a day. The average person should be eating like two thirds of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409551) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:12 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Parlour Partner for lunch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409555) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:20 PM Author: comical site a bowl is like 800 calories or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409596) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring Naked Hospital Codepig only if they give you the official portions, which are tiny. actual calories can be two to three times that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33410372) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: comical site what shitlib chipotle do you go to where they don't jew you on portions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415612) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: stirring cerise police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415758) |
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Date: June 5th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Emerald piazza don't really agree with this, it's marketed as "fresh" not healthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33482412) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:12 PM Author: Fuchsia Office Kitty Also Subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409556) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: Bateful Digit Ratio Wagecucks The basic ingredients at Chipotle are healthy enough (chicken, black beans, vegetables, guac), just don't eat 3k calories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409606) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:14 PM Author: Trip ratface also a lot of salt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414538) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Trip ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414530) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:56 PM Author: Wine Rambunctious Idea He Suggested Old Irish Cottage obv the main ingredients in chipotle are healthy but you just have to use a modicum of discretion when you order. I mean, who orders chips and guac WITH a burrito or a bowl? Only proles.
If you get a burrito or a bowl and don't go nuts, it's as healthy as anything else. Lean meat + rice + beans. No sour cream and cheese though b/c dairy=poison. |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: arousing locus (asian) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415014) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: lascivious chad box office watching the pale, flabby internet addicts of this place constantly scream that chipotle is healthy so long as you get BOWLS is one of the saddest and most hilarious tells about the IRL reality of most XO posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415599) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: arousing locus also shit like "bro lifting more than 40 minutes at a time 2-3 times a week is a total waste!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415602) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: lascivious chad box office lol, the 'hacking culture' of all these idiots is so misplaced in fitness that it deserves its own thread. tim ferris and all these dickless weirdos who do nothing but market fake 'cheat code' strategies to lazy young dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415618) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: arousing locus this is a recent trend and i think it's a post-dad bod thing. on facebook i remember seeing a bunch of articles and shit about the "dad bod" then after that fad blew over a couple of months later i kept getting ads for gay shit like "kino body" or some similarly gay pointless shit where some 4% bf Chad tells you about how it only takes 2 hrs a week to be yoked in 3 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415714) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Gaped stead macaca Salads when people add cheese, croutons, and fatty dressing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409489) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM Author: Brass shrine fat ankles Aka Law Shrew's Delight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409535) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Galvanic faggot firefighter fat is fine, nix the croutons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33410976) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Glittery Alcoholic Sneaky Criminal smoothies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409497) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz Gay Area Athletic Conference Huhhh???? The 100 calorie snack packs probably aren't often used by healthy people or in a healthy way...but on its own, forced portion control is legit and doesn't really belong on this list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409500) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: brindle big cuckold goyim they are not satiating at all, it's not even worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409511) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: comical site (fat poor with a distended stomach who requires giant slabs of cake to achieve satiety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409601) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: arousing locus it's pointless though sugary shit isnt filling just stay away from it if you want to lose weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415247) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Exhilarant home pervert pretty much all oatmeal, even your retarded 'steel cut' variety
munch away, horsefaggots, munch away |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz Gay Area Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409506) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:36 PM Author: Burgundy Vibrant Ticket Booth Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409681) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: aqua elite location legend nah cup of oatmeal for breakfast is Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411674) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: Trip ratface explain. plain oatmeal without sugary flavorings is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414536) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: slippery mildly autistic pocket flask round eye (Horsefaggot with undiagnosed pre-diabetes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414771) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: lascivious chad box office he is right, oatmeal is TTT flame that boomers and their parents fell for. there is no great reason to eat it and it's not particularly good for you. it helps piggish eaters feel 'full' a little longer because there is fiver and fat content in oats, and it's a damn site better than what a lot of people would eat every day if they weren't on the oatmeal train.
in and of itself it's TTT as fuck and about as good of a 'health food' as processed orange juice. |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Exhilarant home pervert anything that prominently uses 'antioxidants' as part of its branding and marketing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409507) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: grizzly dilemma subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409513) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: Exhilarant home pervert anyone who ever thought subway was somehow healthy, even pseudo-healthy, is slated to die of terminal obesity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409526) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: brilliant provocative nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414555) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:49 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house a veggie sub on whole wheat without dressing is perfectly healthy moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414809) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:51 PM Author: aquamarine set probably the single least healthy thing you can eat at subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414830) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:53 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house expllain how onions, lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, and cucumbers on whole wheat bread is so terribly unhealthy for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414838) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: aquamarine set whole wheat bread is POISON
the rest simply lacks any worthwhile nutrition. no protein, no fat - just a handful of watery shitcarbs |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house so all bread is poison then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414853) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: aquamarine set more or less, with the possible exceptions of sourdoughs and sprouted grains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414988) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house Guess we've been doing it wrong for literally ten thousand years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415005) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: aquamarine set we've been doing all sorts of things that are bad for us for ten thousand years, including drinking poison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415867) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:50 PM Author: vivacious hunting ground stain There are "healthy" subs at Subway, but they taste awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414821) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: arousing locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415250) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: brindle big cuckold goyim wheat thins
triscuits
these things pack the cals |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: brindle big cuckold goyim reduced fat oreos
anything 'reduced fat' really (-fat +sugar...-satiation +poison) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Parlour Partner 1 a day multivitamins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409524) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: aquamarine set soy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409542) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: effete queen of the night sweet tailpipe anything cooked by gc that is marketed as more than a once-in-a-while food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409544) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Parlour Partner avacado toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409550) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: comical site fruit juice
american ass'n of pediatricians just released new guidance where they DING, FAGged juice as SPS |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:35 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Parlour Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409671) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:37 PM Author: aquamarine set whole wheat products (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409686) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Learning disabled frum double fault weed whacker Spermblast & SPH - totally fuck with cock control
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: spectacular plaza prole Vitamin water
It's neither |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Cream hissy fit sex offender Raisins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411496) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:27 PM Author: aromatic internal respiration I'm convinced standard health wisdom is almost exactly backwards and it should be fats proteins vegetables and very few carbs that are mostly fiber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411578) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: Sadistic messiness brunch Obvi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414552) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:37 PM Author: aquamarine set cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414740) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:54 PM Author: Boyish hominid cr, but the "standard" health wisdom has been discredited for and pretty much anyone who isnt an idiot knows what you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414842) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Onyx church building masturbator Granola (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411679) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig meetinghouse quinoa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411697) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Fragrant range ape As stupid as they are, the 100 calorie packs probably are effective for people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414525) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Fragrant range ape Pretty much anything with carbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414532) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:14 PM Author: Apoplectic Mad Cow Disease Step-uncle's House Vitamin Water is SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414544) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: brilliant provocative nibblets Any kind of non-potato chip. Pita chips, veggie chips, total flame products. Maybe 5% better for you at best, and most people still devour the entire bag.
Don't get me wrong, they still taste awesome, but 90% of the people who buy them look down on proles who eat Lays. |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: blathering cracking base shitlib Naked Juice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414762) |
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Date: June 5th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Glittery Alcoholic Sneaky Criminal 63 motherfucking grams of carbs in a bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33482398) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: slippery mildly autistic pocket flask round eye Nonfat milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414773) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: comical site MFCR whole milk or bust FAGIT |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: Boyish hominid anything "gluten free"
always love when i see some fat girl gorging on 7 cookies bc they're "gluten free" |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:46 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling native jewess Date: May 27th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: Young Christopher Walken
His posting oeuvre makes the following facts very clear: (1) he is very autistic and mentally ill; (2) he is not very intelligent at all; (3) Judaism is his entire identity and the prism through which he views everything; and (4) aside from his religious-based identity, he has NOTHING else -- no friends, nothing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3627664&forum_id=2#33409193) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:45 PM Author: aquamarine set basically, any food product that isn't a raw ingredient you cook with yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414784) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: Boyish hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414797) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Glittery Alcoholic Sneaky Criminal low-tar cigarettes "skinny girl" alcohol |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:53 PM Author: aquamarine set anything :D recommends eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414837) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: excitant dark tattoo ceo Diet soda obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414844) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:48 PM Author: crystalline irradiated boiling water Nobody thinks diet soda is "healthy" it's just 0 calorie / sugar. It's prole to think diet soda is full of "toxins" that will make you fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415218) |
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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: adulterous mint windowlicker center Diet soda doesn't make you fat - it gives you cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33420447) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house there is so much flame ITT
if you get a bowl from chipotle of brown rice, lettuce, beans, veggies, corn, and guac and even some light meat that is perfectly fine.
you can always overeat, but those foods are fine |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:10 PM Author: olive multi-colored travel guidebook ljl aren't you the lil breh who recommended a veggie sub on whole wheat from Subway above?? YOU'RE the flame ITT. gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414935) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house There's nothing wrong with a veggie sub. I'd love to know what you guys actually eat all day. My guess is I eat much healthier than you day in day out and the fact that I get a veggie sub once a week doesn't change that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414982) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: olive multi-colored travel guidebook There's everything wrong with a subway veggie sub LOL. I can't think of any more damning proof possible that your self-assessment that you "eat healthy" should be taken with a massive grain of salt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415009) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: 180 juggernaut house Nah your just a self righteous faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415063) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: olive multi-colored travel guidebook wtf how exactly is this "self-righteous"? you're just SO wrong. it's legit fucked up to come into a thread that is literally about "egregious examples of pseudo-healthy garbage" and start trolling that the Subway veggie sub is "actually perfectly healthy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415131) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: comical site news flash there's almost no food that is "unhealthy" unless you have a disease what's unhealthy is consuming too many calories and not enough of the nutrients you require because you get obese and malnutrition
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:50 PM Author: brindle big cuckold goyim nah veggie sub is low cal though
sure it has terrible macros and will probably make you feel like shit |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: lascivious chad box office it's only healthy in any sense relative to the other trash on the subway menu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415678) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: crystalline irradiated boiling water The true mistake is not keeping track of calories and instead just eating "healthy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415227) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: Thirsty stage jew This hard though if you're not measuring and cookING everything yourself. We need a little tricorder like gadget that just scans your plate and gives you a nutritional breakdown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415290) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:54 PM Author: massive tripping garrison candlestick maker Whole grains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415276) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: charcoal hell pistol Avoiding sugar, limiting carbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415308) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: insanely creepy temple avoiding refined sugar is cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415317) |
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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: adulterous mint windowlicker center I've lost 10 pounds since November while eating a lot of carbs and just sort of counting calories
Sugar is poison |