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ITT: Slut tells

Try not to list out super prole ones. Everyone knows WT girl...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
lol
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
Demanding Boiling Water
  05/28/17
belly button piercing (might be prole though)
unholy giraffe nibblets
  05/28/17
fuck that. this shit is required in my book.
brindle knife love of her life
  05/28/17
...
Pink base philosopher-king
  05/29/17
#1 slut-but-not-prole tell: went to camp ramah or some ot...
Cowardly orchestra pit
  05/28/17
reading comp? I said not prole.
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
All three of these are good ones. Ill add an addendum t...
Glittery brass pocket flask ceo
  05/28/17
100% correct.
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
Has sex with you
Self-centered Charismatic Dog Poop Stage
  05/28/17
...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
When guys she's fucking poast couple pics in instagram but s...
crimson parlor liquid oxygen
  05/28/17
...
Glittery brass pocket flask ceo
  05/28/17
-Having an arrest record... especially anything beyond a sin...
Glittery brass pocket flask ceo
  05/28/17
Is white, but associates with multiple hispanics and or blac...
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
Marvelous idiotic menage pervert
  05/28/17
...
Shivering principal's office quadroon
  05/28/17
Current Korean girl I'm fucking always acts like she's black...
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
"come through" is not really that black other exa...
unholy giraffe nibblets
  05/28/17
when she sent that text each word was sandwiched with a hand...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
jfc
Sienna Misunderstood Native Wagecucks
  05/28/17
*smh
azure contagious stead weed whacker
  05/28/17
180
Chest-beating theatre
  05/28/17
It's a drake song
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
...
Sienna Misunderstood Native Wagecucks
  05/28/17
(Donald Sterling)
indecent vengeful ape foreskin
  05/28/17
...
Mind-boggling flushed therapy piazza
  05/28/17
(racist)
impertinent bbw
  05/29/17
hoop earings
Blathering Cruise Ship
  05/28/17
the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho
Shivering principal's office quadroon
  05/28/17
CR. And the funny thing is the word is pretty much out now ...
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
ITT: prole tells
Cowardly orchestra pit
  05/28/17
Wifey-meter:
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
(dude whose future wife will be an asian man)
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
Claret apoplectic codepig
  05/28/17
...
Misanthropic degenerate
  05/29/17
Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netfli...
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
She's willing to date me Constantly talks about how adora...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
multi-colored church building
  05/28/17
...
Indigo Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/28/17
Lol'd at the last one.
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
found a bug - when i try to reply to other poasts, it puts t...
Indigo Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/28/17
LMAO
bipolar talented shrine clown
  05/28/17
...
Chest-beating theatre
  05/28/17
the first one really settles the deal
internet-worthy saffron roast beef box office
  05/29/17
curses excessively
unholy giraffe nibblets
  05/28/17
does / used to seriously do coke
azure contagious stead weed whacker
  05/28/17
enthusiastically gobbles cock
azure contagious stead weed whacker
  05/28/17
Fucks on first date is obvious one
Silver Vigorous Temple
  05/28/17
If she doesn't, it's rejection
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
(slut)
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
Knows where a local women's clinic is because she is "p...
drunken black woman
  05/28/17
angry about the government regulating MY vagina more than wa...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
Carries condoms. EXTREME AUTODING.
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
Has a Seeking Arrangement profile
Curious windowlicker
  05/28/17
Is straight (as a woman can be) but expresses concern for th...
sickened gunner
  05/28/17
Black nail polish.
tripping pit
  05/28/17
...
burgundy property
  05/28/17
Not in contact with any friends from their past
High-end stirring scourge upon the earth brethren
  05/28/17
...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
...
Autistic Glassy Parlour
  05/28/17
whoa Cr friend!
Chest-beating theatre
  05/28/17
...
Flickering Wine Trust Fund Chapel
  06/01/17
I read the thread title to the tune of the "Duck Tales&...
Arousing locale
  05/28/17
180
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
This is not getting the attention it deserves.
Slimy Rehab Tank
  05/28/17
ty friend
Arousing locale
  05/28/17
...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
...
comical marketing idea sound barrier
  05/29/17
drank alcohol or drugs in high school or younger drinks to ...
Scarlet old irish cottage haunted graveyard
  05/28/17
a couple alcohol parties in HS for senior week or whatever a...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
Above it all and world weary attitude. The type of career wo...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
"Very friendly with waiters/bartenders" is definit...
dashing area
  05/28/17
The guy who mentioned local bands/DJs is right on too. "...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
I would widen that to even nationally recognized bands, etc....
dashing area
  05/28/17
Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to...
dashing area
  05/28/17
dated a girl like this thought I could handle it at first, ...
unholy giraffe nibblets
  05/28/17
Oh, she knew.
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
...
Chest-beating theatre
  05/28/17
what level of not autistic do you have to reach to understan...
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuf...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
this might be the biggest one
tan nursing home
  05/28/17
likes EDM
Shimmering Internal Respiration Patrolman
  05/28/17
She finally lets you bang her and has a waxed/shaved pussy, ...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
this is triggering
Chest-beating theatre
  05/28/17
(:Y:)
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
was "raped", especially if in college
Wild Diverse Pisswyrm
  05/28/17
...
Odious aggressive locus
  05/28/17
Can't believe you guys are missing the most obvious one. ...
Alcoholic sandwich library
  05/28/17
*writhes provocatively to "daddy wasn't there" sce...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
...
Alcoholic sandwich library
  05/28/17
Someone already mentioned this, but it has such a high corre...
Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
  05/28/17
women with bpd are alternately insanely fun and insane.
racy chad
  05/28/17
a guy accused me of being BPD once bc I jumped out the windo...
Odious aggressive locus
  05/29/17
Drinks a.lot
Ivory Institution Kitty Cat
  05/28/17
Likes to "party and get trashed", was "into t...
naked whorehouse
  05/28/17
If they're super into shit like worrying about slut shaming,...
naked whorehouse
  05/28/17
Fucks me, even fbough I'm 38 and have a wedding ring on. Th...
Avocado skinny woman plaza
  05/28/17
...
Nofapping House Lettuce
  05/28/17
...
aphrodisiac faggotry
  05/29/17
lol
Wild Diverse Pisswyrm
  05/29/17
Smoking.
Seedy school cafeteria genital piercing
  05/28/17
visible tats that one alone filters out MOST big-time slu...
twinkling rigpig
  05/28/17
Gets very sexual in text messaging
cordovan main people senate
  05/28/17
Is over 28 and uses Snapchat
cordovan main people senate
  05/28/17
Overweight but not obese
cordovan main people senate
  05/28/17
Is a woman
shaky fragrant stag film rigor
  05/29/17
...
excitant garnet university party of the first part
  05/29/17
if she smokes she pokes
Wild Diverse Pisswyrm
  05/29/17
Fma, 75+% of these tells describe my newly-minted ex. Wish I...
Embarrassed To The Bone Really Tough Guy
  05/29/17
100% of these describe my current girlfriend
tan nursing home
  05/29/17


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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

Try not to list out super prole ones. Everyone knows WT girls are slutty.

-Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky

-Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped

-Never had a long-term serious boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415016)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: tan nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415021)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Demanding Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415027)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: unholy giraffe nibblets

belly button piercing (might be prole though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415128)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: brindle knife love of her life

fuck that. this shit is required in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415437)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Pink base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419181)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Cowardly orchestra pit

#1 slut-but-not-prole tell:

went to camp ramah or some other jew camp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415138)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

reading comp? I said not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418040)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery brass pocket flask ceo

All three of these are good ones.

Ill add an addendum to the friendly with the hospitality industry one...over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415165)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415796)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Charismatic Dog Poop Stage

Has sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415175)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: tan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415397)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: crimson parlor liquid oxygen

When guys she's fucking poast couple pics in instagram but she never does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415193)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Glittery brass pocket flask ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415254)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Glittery brass pocket flask ceo

-Having an arrest record... especially anything beyond a single DUI or minor in possession. Multiple of these or anything more serious is a huge slut tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415252)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

Is white, but associates with multiple hispanics and or blacks more than 1-2 times per year. AUTODING and planning my exit strategy PRONTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415256)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: tan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415259)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic menage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415334)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Shivering principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415361)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour

Current Korean girl I'm fucking always acts like she's black - sends me texting asking me to "come through" I always lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415368)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: unholy giraffe nibblets

"come through" is not really that black

other examples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415378)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: tan nursing home

when she sent that text each word was sandwiched with a hands clapping emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415413)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Sienna Misunderstood Native Wagecucks

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415432)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: azure contagious stead weed whacker

*smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415447)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417596)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour

It's a drake song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415488)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Sienna Misunderstood Native Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415385)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: indecent vengeful ape foreskin

(Donald Sterling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416106)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flushed therapy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417645)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: impertinent bbw

(racist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420352)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Blathering Cruise Ship

hoop earings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415287)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Shivering principal's office quadroon

the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415365)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

CR.

And the funny thing is the word is pretty much out now too, on the hoops. So basically they are bonafide sluts even proud to advertise it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416257)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Cowardly orchestra pit

ITT: prole tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415310)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone
Subject: Wifey-meter:

NYC post-college (minus models). AUTODING.

Service industry worker. AUTODING.

Sorority chick. 90%DING.

Cigarettes, regularly. AUTODING.

Coke habit. AUTOD-... depends on hotness.

Primarily male friends. AUTODING.

Tinder? AUTODING.

[...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415332)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: tan nursing home

(dude whose future wife will be an asian man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415344)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Claret apoplectic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416799)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420313)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour

Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"

Poor memory

Sucks great cock

Doesn't require a condom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415358)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: tan nursing home

She's willing to date me

Constantly talks about how adorable mixed race children are while on dates

Says she wants mixed race children as you pay the bill

Complains about how white looking you are

Has sex with indian and latino men while you are dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415367)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: multi-colored church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415476)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Indigo Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416221)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

Lol'd at the last one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416230)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Indigo Twinkling Uncleanness

found a bug - when i try to reply to other poasts, it puts the reply here instead...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416247)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: bipolar talented shrine clown

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416897)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417600)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: internet-worthy saffron roast beef box office

the first one really settles the deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419101)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: unholy giraffe nibblets

curses excessively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415394)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: azure contagious stead weed whacker

does / used to seriously do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415409)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: azure contagious stead weed whacker

enthusiastically gobbles cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415414)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Silver Vigorous Temple

Fucks on first date is obvious one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415459)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour

If she doesn't, it's rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415484)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: tan nursing home

(slut)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415500)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416206)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: drunken black woman

Knows where a local women's clinic is because she is "paranoid about being clean" or other nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415479)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: tan nursing home

angry about the government regulating MY vagina more than wal mart or some other retarded buzzword ridden lib bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415502)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

Carries condoms. EXTREME AUTODING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415505)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Curious windowlicker

Has a Seeking Arrangement profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415530)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: sickened gunner

Is straight (as a woman can be) but expresses concern for the lgbt community

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415600)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: tripping pit

Black nail polish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415624)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: burgundy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417587)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: High-end stirring scourge upon the earth brethren

Not in contact with any friends from their past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415702)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415823)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: tan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415836)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Autistic Glassy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416208)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

whoa Cr friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417604)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Flickering Wine Trust Fund Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33444302)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Arousing locale

I read the thread title to the tune of the "Duck Tales" theme song:

Slut Tells! Woo-hoo

Every day they're out there whoring

Slut Tells! Woo-hoo

Tells of blowing dudes, chads not gooks

Fuck Tales!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415750)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415768)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Slimy Rehab Tank

This is not getting the attention it deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417666)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Arousing locale

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418007)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418012)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: comical marketing idea sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419095)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Scarlet old irish cottage haunted graveyard

drank alcohol or drugs in high school or younger

drinks to the point of being flirty now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415771)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

a couple alcohol parties in HS for senior week or whatever are fine.

smoking lots of weed in HS or doing molly/pills usually are BIG TIME slut tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415784)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: tan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415888)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

Above it all and world weary attitude. The type of career woman who drinks really strong whiskey cocktails and wears leather in some dark bar. Basically being too masculine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415775)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: dashing area

"Very friendly with waiters/bartenders" is definitely a good one. I too have noticed it correlates almost perfectly with sluts without actually being slut behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415780)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

The guy who mentioned local bands/DJs is right on too. "Oh my friend's doing a show and gave me some free tickets!"

She's sucking that "friend" off in the bathroom while you're checking your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415793)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: dashing area

I would widen that to even nationally recognized bands, etc. Regular concert goer who knows band histories, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415809)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: dashing area

Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415788)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: unholy giraffe nibblets

dated a girl like this

thought I could handle it at first, but it turned out to be torture. She didn't even realize she was doing it so it was impossible for her to shut off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415850)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

Oh, she knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416233)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417608)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: tan nursing home

what level of not autistic do you have to reach to understand this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415851)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415808)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415812)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: tan nursing home

this might be the biggest one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415883)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Internal Respiration Patrolman

likes EDM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415814)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

She finally lets you bang her and has a waxed/shaved pussy, but you see some stubble. it clearly wasn't done the night before or for your benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415874)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

this is triggering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417613)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

(:Y:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418046)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Wild Diverse Pisswyrm

was "raped", especially if in college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415877)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Odious aggressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416986)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic sandwich library

Can't believe you guys are missing the most obvious one.

Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416186)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce

*writhes provocatively to "daddy wasn't there" scene in Austin Powers*

GREAT tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416741)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic sandwich library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416793)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Stubborn cruel-hearted telephone

Someone already mentioned this, but it has such a high correlation it is effectively a synonym for slutty.

- BPD. #1 on this list of AUTODINGs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416245)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: racy chad

women with bpd are alternately insanely fun and insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417602)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: Odious aggressive locus

a guy accused me of being BPD once bc I jumped out the window of his moving truck

so yeah I think this is accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419103)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Ivory Institution Kitty Cat

Drinks a.lot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416966)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: naked whorehouse

Likes to "party and get trashed", was "into the club scene" at any point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417611)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: naked whorehouse

If they're super into shit like worrying about slut shaming, judgmental men or being super secretive about their dating history you basically have your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417614)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Avocado skinny woman plaza

Fucks me, even fbough I'm 38 and have a wedding ring on. That's a pretty solid tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417681)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Nofapping House Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418039)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419169)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Wild Diverse Pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419190)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Seedy school cafeteria genital piercing

Smoking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418047)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: twinkling rigpig

visible tats

that one alone filters out MOST big-time sluts. not all, but a whole lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418081)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: cordovan main people senate

Gets very sexual in text messaging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418089)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: cordovan main people senate

Is over 28 and uses Snapchat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418093)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: cordovan main people senate

Overweight but not obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418097)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: shaky fragrant stag film rigor

Is a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419161)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: excitant garnet university party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419172)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Wild Diverse Pisswyrm

if she smokes she pokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419191)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Really Tough Guy

Fma, 75+% of these tells describe my newly-minted ex. Wish I'd seen this thread two years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420417)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: tan nursing home

100% of these describe my current girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420551)