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ITT: Slut tells

Try not to list out super prole ones. Everyone knows WT girl...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
lol
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
Chocolate business firm
  05/28/17
belly button piercing (might be prole though)
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/28/17
fuck that. this shit is required in my book.
blathering arousing shrine pozpig
  05/28/17
...
Misanthropic bisexual locale associate
  05/29/17
#1 slut-but-not-prole tell: went to camp ramah or some ot...
Orchid Toilet Seat Azn
  05/28/17
reading comp? I said not prole.
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
All three of these are good ones. Ill add an addendum t...
Soul-stirring menage
  05/28/17
100% correct.
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
Has sex with you
Aquamarine mad-dog skullcap
  05/28/17
...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
When guys she's fucking poast couple pics in instagram but s...
offensive theater boltzmann
  05/28/17
...
Soul-stirring menage
  05/28/17
-Having an arrest record... especially anything beyond a sin...
Soul-stirring menage
  05/28/17
Is white, but associates with multiple hispanics and or blac...
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
hot address
  05/28/17
...
Excitant federal place of business
  05/28/17
Current Korean girl I'm fucking always acts like she's black...
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
"come through" is not really that black other exa...
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/28/17
when she sent that text each word was sandwiched with a hand...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
jfc
Flushed buck-toothed masturbator
  05/28/17
*smh
razzmatazz filthy trump supporter
  05/28/17
180
Spectacular coldplay fan
  05/28/17
It's a drake song
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
...
Flushed buck-toothed masturbator
  05/28/17
(Donald Sterling)
Bipolar harsh juggernaut garrison
  05/28/17
...
Galvanic Useless Brakes
  05/28/17
(racist)
erotic henna preventive strike
  05/29/17
hoop earings
Maize home macaca
  05/28/17
the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho
Excitant federal place of business
  05/28/17
CR. And the funny thing is the word is pretty much out now ...
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
ITT: prole tells
Orchid Toilet Seat Azn
  05/28/17
Wifey-meter:
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
(dude whose future wife will be an asian man)
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
Nighttime abnormal church building
  05/28/17
...
big rigor
  05/29/17
Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netfli...
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
She's willing to date me Constantly talks about how adora...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
mint principal's office
  05/28/17
...
vivacious fighting corner
  05/28/17
Lol'd at the last one.
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
found a bug - when i try to reply to other poasts, it puts t...
vivacious fighting corner
  05/28/17
LMAO
Sadistic bateful space
  05/28/17
...
Spectacular coldplay fan
  05/28/17
the first one really settles the deal
Mischievous water buffalo
  05/29/17
curses excessively
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/28/17
does / used to seriously do coke
razzmatazz filthy trump supporter
  05/28/17
enthusiastically gobbles cock
razzmatazz filthy trump supporter
  05/28/17
Fucks on first date is obvious one
outnumbered crackhouse mother
  05/28/17
If she doesn't, it's rejection
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
(slut)
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
Knows where a local women's clinic is because she is "p...
very tactful location
  05/28/17
angry about the government regulating MY vagina more than wa...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
Carries condoms. EXTREME AUTODING.
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
Has a Seeking Arrangement profile
gold provocative codepig trust fund
  05/28/17
Is straight (as a woman can be) but expresses concern for th...
shaky cobalt theatre
  05/28/17
Black nail polish.
Titillating Hissy Fit Therapy
  05/28/17
...
Scarlet athletic conference locus
  05/28/17
Not in contact with any friends from their past
hairraiser beta parlour
  05/28/17
...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
...
vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/28/17
whoa Cr friend!
Spectacular coldplay fan
  05/28/17
...
crusty plaza generalized bond
  06/01/17
I read the thread title to the tune of the "Duck Tales&...
cyan giraffe
  05/28/17
180
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
This is not getting the attention it deserves.
Turquoise Fanboi Dilemma
  05/28/17
ty friend
cyan giraffe
  05/28/17
...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
...
Boyish main people
  05/29/17
drank alcohol or drugs in high school or younger drinks to ...
Mildly Autistic Frozen Property Immigrant
  05/28/17
a couple alcohol parties in HS for senior week or whatever a...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
Above it all and world weary attitude. The type of career wo...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
"Very friendly with waiters/bartenders" is definit...
chest-beating walnut telephone
  05/28/17
The guy who mentioned local bands/DJs is right on too. "...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
I would widen that to even nationally recognized bands, etc....
chest-beating walnut telephone
  05/28/17
Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to...
chest-beating walnut telephone
  05/28/17
dated a girl like this thought I could handle it at first, ...
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/28/17
Oh, she knew.
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
...
Spectacular coldplay fan
  05/28/17
what level of not autistic do you have to reach to understan...
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuf...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
this might be the biggest one
curious senate feces
  05/28/17
likes EDM
sticky puppy
  05/28/17
She finally lets you bang her and has a waxed/shaved pussy, ...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
this is triggering
Spectacular coldplay fan
  05/28/17
(:Y:)
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
was "raped", especially if in college
silver sanctuary dog poop
  05/28/17
...
Multi-colored Cream Doctorate Library
  05/28/17
Can't believe you guys are missing the most obvious one. ...
drunken heaven queen of the night
  05/28/17
*writhes provocatively to "daddy wasn't there" sce...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
...
drunken heaven queen of the night
  05/28/17
Someone already mentioned this, but it has such a high corre...
Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
  05/28/17
women with bpd are alternately insanely fun and insane.
coral heady bawdyhouse wrinkle
  05/28/17
a guy accused me of being BPD once bc I jumped out the windo...
Multi-colored Cream Doctorate Library
  05/29/17
Drinks a.lot
razzle-dazzle insane incel
  05/28/17
Likes to "party and get trashed", was "into t...
stirring round eye
  05/28/17
If they're super into shit like worrying about slut shaming,...
stirring round eye
  05/28/17
Fucks me, even fbough I'm 38 and have a wedding ring on. Th...
beady-eyed sex offender
  05/28/17
...
Dark insanely creepy persian
  05/28/17
...
fuchsia irradiated party of the first part
  05/29/17
lol
silver sanctuary dog poop
  05/29/17
Smoking.
Bistre Volcanic Crater Clown
  05/28/17
visible tats that one alone filters out MOST big-time slu...
Fear-inspiring church cuck
  05/28/17
Gets very sexual in text messaging
Pink den
  05/28/17
Is over 28 and uses Snapchat
Pink den
  05/28/17
Overweight but not obese
Pink den
  05/28/17
Is a woman
medicated gas station
  05/29/17
...
Supple wine theater stage lettuce
  05/29/17
if she smokes she pokes
silver sanctuary dog poop
  05/29/17
Fma, 75+% of these tells describe my newly-minted ex. Wish I...
Vibrant bull headed fortuitous meteor hell
  05/29/17
100% of these describe my current girlfriend
curious senate feces
  05/29/17


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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

Try not to list out super prole ones. Everyone knows WT girls are slutty.

-Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky

-Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped

-Never had a long-term serious boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415016)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: curious senate feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415021)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Chocolate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415027)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

belly button piercing (might be prole though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415128)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: blathering arousing shrine pozpig

fuck that. this shit is required in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415437)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic bisexual locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419181)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Orchid Toilet Seat Azn

#1 slut-but-not-prole tell:

went to camp ramah or some other jew camp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415138)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

reading comp? I said not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418040)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage

All three of these are good ones.

Ill add an addendum to the friendly with the hospitality industry one...over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415165)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415796)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine mad-dog skullcap

Has sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415175)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: curious senate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415397)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: offensive theater boltzmann

When guys she's fucking poast couple pics in instagram but she never does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415193)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415254)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage

-Having an arrest record... especially anything beyond a single DUI or minor in possession. Multiple of these or anything more serious is a huge slut tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415252)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

Is white, but associates with multiple hispanics and or blacks more than 1-2 times per year. AUTODING and planning my exit strategy PRONTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415256)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: curious senate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415259)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: hot address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415334)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Excitant federal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415361)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Current Korean girl I'm fucking always acts like she's black - sends me texting asking me to "come through" I always lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415368)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

"come through" is not really that black

other examples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415378)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: curious senate feces

when she sent that text each word was sandwiched with a hands clapping emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415413)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed masturbator

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415432)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz filthy trump supporter

*smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415447)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417596)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm

It's a drake song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415488)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415385)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Bipolar harsh juggernaut garrison

(Donald Sterling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416106)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417645)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: erotic henna preventive strike

(racist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420352)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Maize home macaca

hoop earings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415287)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Excitant federal place of business

the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415365)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

CR.

And the funny thing is the word is pretty much out now too, on the hoops. So basically they are bonafide sluts even proud to advertise it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416257)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Orchid Toilet Seat Azn

ITT: prole tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415310)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug
Subject: Wifey-meter:

NYC post-college (minus models). AUTODING.

Service industry worker. AUTODING.

Sorority chick. 90%DING.

Cigarettes, regularly. AUTODING.

Coke habit. AUTOD-... depends on hotness.

Primarily male friends. AUTODING.

Tinder? AUTODING.

[...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415332)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: curious senate feces

(dude whose future wife will be an asian man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415344)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Nighttime abnormal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416799)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420313)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"

Poor memory

Sucks great cock

Doesn't require a condom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415358)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: curious senate feces

She's willing to date me

Constantly talks about how adorable mixed race children are while on dates

Says she wants mixed race children as you pay the bill

Complains about how white looking you are

Has sex with indian and latino men while you are dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415367)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: mint principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415476)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: vivacious fighting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416221)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

Lol'd at the last one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416230)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: vivacious fighting corner

found a bug - when i try to reply to other poasts, it puts the reply here instead...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416247)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Sadistic bateful space

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416897)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417600)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: Mischievous water buffalo

the first one really settles the deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419101)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

curses excessively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415394)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz filthy trump supporter

does / used to seriously do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415409)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz filthy trump supporter

enthusiastically gobbles cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415414)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: outnumbered crackhouse mother

Fucks on first date is obvious one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415459)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm

If she doesn't, it's rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415484)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: curious senate feces

(slut)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415500)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416206)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: very tactful location

Knows where a local women's clinic is because she is "paranoid about being clean" or other nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415479)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: curious senate feces

angry about the government regulating MY vagina more than wal mart or some other retarded buzzword ridden lib bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415502)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

Carries condoms. EXTREME AUTODING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415505)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: gold provocative codepig trust fund

Has a Seeking Arrangement profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415530)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: shaky cobalt theatre

Is straight (as a woman can be) but expresses concern for the lgbt community

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415600)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Titillating Hissy Fit Therapy

Black nail polish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415624)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Scarlet athletic conference locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417587)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: hairraiser beta parlour

Not in contact with any friends from their past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415702)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415823)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: curious senate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415836)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: vengeful yapping step-uncle's house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416208)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan

whoa Cr friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417604)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: crusty plaza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33444302)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: cyan giraffe

I read the thread title to the tune of the "Duck Tales" theme song:

Slut Tells! Woo-hoo

Every day they're out there whoring

Slut Tells! Woo-hoo

Tells of blowing dudes, chads not gooks

Fuck Tales!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415750)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415768)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Turquoise Fanboi Dilemma

This is not getting the attention it deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417666)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: cyan giraffe

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418007)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418012)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: Boyish main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419095)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Frozen Property Immigrant

drank alcohol or drugs in high school or younger

drinks to the point of being flirty now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415771)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

a couple alcohol parties in HS for senior week or whatever are fine.

smoking lots of weed in HS or doing molly/pills usually are BIG TIME slut tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415784)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: curious senate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415888)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

Above it all and world weary attitude. The type of career woman who drinks really strong whiskey cocktails and wears leather in some dark bar. Basically being too masculine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415775)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: chest-beating walnut telephone

"Very friendly with waiters/bartenders" is definitely a good one. I too have noticed it correlates almost perfectly with sluts without actually being slut behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415780)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

The guy who mentioned local bands/DJs is right on too. "Oh my friend's doing a show and gave me some free tickets!"

She's sucking that "friend" off in the bathroom while you're checking your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415793)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: chest-beating walnut telephone

I would widen that to even nationally recognized bands, etc. Regular concert goer who knows band histories, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415809)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: chest-beating walnut telephone

Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415788)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

dated a girl like this

thought I could handle it at first, but it turned out to be torture. She didn't even realize she was doing it so it was impossible for her to shut off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415850)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

Oh, she knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416233)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417608)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: curious senate feces

what level of not autistic do you have to reach to understand this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415851)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415808)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415812)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: curious senate feces

this might be the biggest one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415883)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: sticky puppy

likes EDM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415814)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

She finally lets you bang her and has a waxed/shaved pussy, but you see some stubble. it clearly wasn't done the night before or for your benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415874)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan

this is triggering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417613)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

(:Y:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418046)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: silver sanctuary dog poop

was "raped", especially if in college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33415877)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cream Doctorate Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416986)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: drunken heaven queen of the night

Can't believe you guys are missing the most obvious one.

Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416186)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian

*writhes provocatively to "daddy wasn't there" scene in Austin Powers*

GREAT tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416741)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: drunken heaven queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416793)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Onyx contagious antidepressant drug

Someone already mentioned this, but it has such a high correlation it is effectively a synonym for slutty.

- BPD. #1 on this list of AUTODINGs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416245)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: coral heady bawdyhouse wrinkle

women with bpd are alternately insanely fun and insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417602)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored Cream Doctorate Library

a guy accused me of being BPD once bc I jumped out the window of his moving truck

so yeah I think this is accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419103)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane incel

Drinks a.lot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33416966)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: stirring round eye

Likes to "party and get trashed", was "into the club scene" at any point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417611)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: stirring round eye

If they're super into shit like worrying about slut shaming, judgmental men or being super secretive about their dating history you basically have your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417614)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

Fucks me, even fbough I'm 38 and have a wedding ring on. That's a pretty solid tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33417681)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Dark insanely creepy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418039)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: fuchsia irradiated party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419169)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: silver sanctuary dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419190)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Bistre Volcanic Crater Clown

Smoking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418047)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church cuck

visible tats

that one alone filters out MOST big-time sluts. not all, but a whole lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418081)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Pink den

Gets very sexual in text messaging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418089)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Pink den

Is over 28 and uses Snapchat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418093)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Pink den

Overweight but not obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33418097)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: medicated gas station

Is a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419161)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Supple wine theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419172)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: silver sanctuary dog poop

if she smokes she pokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33419191)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Vibrant bull headed fortuitous meteor hell

Fma, 75+% of these tells describe my newly-minted ex. Wish I'd seen this thread two years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420417)



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Date: May 29th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: curious senate feces

100% of these describe my current girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628939&forum_id=2#33420551)