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Keep getting rejected for jobs (evan39)

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Some...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writin...
irradiated aggressive spot background story
  06/10/17
I already paid to get a "professional" resume writ...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
...
Marvelous clown
  06/10/17
I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job"...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
...
Marvelous clown
  06/10/17
he already said that
magenta hot stead
  06/10/17
Who would you scam?
Talking orchestra pit
  06/10/17
The entire world.
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers...
Talking orchestra pit
  06/10/17
*punches hole in nearest wall*
harsh corn cake
  06/11/17
you fell for that old chestnut? ljl
exhilarant mahogany garrison
  06/10/17
Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupi...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
not a crazy idea
mewling institution
  06/10/17
Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscriptio...
flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  06/10/17
I have considered this, but would only do it with complete a...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin...
flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  06/10/17
...
harsh corn cake
  06/11/17
You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw ...
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  06/10/17
The applications always have a section at the end where they...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.
arousing honey-headed corner
  06/10/17
It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every applicati...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
HR is flame. All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't kno...
arousing honey-headed corner
  06/10/17
I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. T...
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  06/10/17
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Marvelous clown
  06/10/17
Hmmm never considered that
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
This is demonstrably untrue.
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  06/10/17
they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview whe...
Fear-inspiring out-of-control menage
  06/10/17
How dare you.
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe th...
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  06/10/17
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Deranged flirting university
  06/10/17
cr
Violent House
  06/27/17
Are most of your interviews behavioral based?
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" form...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you hav...
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. ...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a ...
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it ...
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Marvelous clown
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exhilarant mahogany garrison
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180
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Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/28/17
*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself...
flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  06/10/17
As Dick Crappington can attest...
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
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  06/11/17
You need to end every example with you refusing a congressio...
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fragrant ruby resort
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talented idiot circlehead
  06/11/17
White privilege
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  06/10/17
It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "d...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee
180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house
  06/27/17
Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/27/17
Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get pref...
180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house
  06/27/17
have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?
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  06/10/17
http://www.powerball.com
Talking orchestra pit
  06/10/17
You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with ...
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I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my re...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
you've got to put some important sounding projects in there ...
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  06/10/17
So coding or take the lsat
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  06/10/17
I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you ...
Filthy Turquoise Base
  06/10/17
"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad st...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt
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That won't be me I'll maek it
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
u can maek it for sure
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  06/11/17
*$250K
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco? i h...
Soggy Space
  06/10/17
They never respond. I've applied there four times over the p...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half t...
Soggy Space
  06/10/17
I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is ...
Soggy Space
  06/10/17
My company routinely promotes people with degrees from Unive...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?
fragrant ruby resort
  06/10/17
rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up.......
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You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never ...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
nobody cares what you think just bag my shit
Bat shit crazy coral black woman
  06/10/17
sick burn
comical macaca rigor
  06/10/17
underrated
arousing honey-headed corner
  06/10/17
oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...
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fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all...
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harsh but fair
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ruthless
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  06/10/17
holy shit, a murder just occurred
diverse center yarmulke
  06/10/17
you deserve your pwnage faggot.
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??
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/10/17
have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys...
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i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie pa...
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Edited. That was a little too much.
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Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I und...
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Lime Bonkers Athletic Conference Stage
  06/11/17
really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a y...
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sorry, friend. if it makes you feel any better, you proba...
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  06/11/17
Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become...
metal pit
  06/11/17
some of us are too old to play that game
Deep locus
  06/11/17
Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person in...
Deep locus
  06/11/17
I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two s...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/11/17
Does it make you depressed?
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  06/11/17
180 thread
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  06/11/17
well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shel...
confused adventurous home
  06/11/17
How dare you. I'm going to maek it.
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/11/17
Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega co...
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  06/27/17
You really only have three problems: 1. You're not tall eno...
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  06/27/17
I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or somethin...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/27/17
Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You w...
180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house
  06/27/17
How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a simil...
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  06/27/17
Not sure what you mean.
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/27/17
Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery...
razzle maroon dopamine
  06/27/17
I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have z...
Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio
  06/27/17
Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much...
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  06/27/17
Tell us about your felony conviction.
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180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house
  06/27/17
NO COSTCO VEST PWNED
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  07/09/17
Do you have bad credit?
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Sometimes the job listing will appear as if it were written with me in mind (Grocery experience! Bachelor's degree!) and I still get turned down. I've had several interviews that led to NOTHING. Been doing this for months and starting to lose hoap. Sick and sad world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522581)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive spot background story

have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writing services? i wonder what kind of feedback you'd get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522613)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I already paid to get a "professional" resume written and immediately regretted it. These services are a complete scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522621)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522646)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job" and instead work on scamming people. The opportunities are limitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522653)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522665)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: magenta hot stead

he already said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522784)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

Who would you scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522801)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

The entire world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522805)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers who confuse their luck with merit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522819)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: harsh corn cake

*punches hole in nearest wall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526050)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: exhilarant mahogany garrison

you fell for that old chestnut? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522794)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupid font. I paid like $29.99 for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522802)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: mewling institution

not a crazy idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522622)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship

Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscription for access to an archive of Are Reptile posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522625)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I have considered this, but would only do it with complete anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522633)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship

Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin what has been built up in my mind over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522645)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:38 AM
Author: harsh corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526055)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser principal's office famous landscape painting

You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw a hail mary if you ever plan to get a career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522631)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

The applications always have a section at the end where they threaten you with termination blah blah blah if you have even the tiniest error or falsehood on your application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522641)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: arousing honey-headed corner

That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522652)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every application these days. They also make a big deal about having you sign, initial, and date everything. This is an application to Costco, and they make it seem like the magna carta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522684)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: arousing honey-headed corner

HR is flame.

All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't know shit, they just do keyword searches on applications, then 20 minute calls (if that) where they pass on people to actual decision makers based nothing more than on whim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522692)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. The recruiter guy actually walked me to the lobby and shook my hand afterward. I was full of confidence and was certain I'd get the job. Three days later, I got the "we've decided not to move forward with your application" email ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522707)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522744)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

Hmmm never considered that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522780)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: lake crotch plaza

This is demonstrably untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524544)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring out-of-control menage

they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview when a 5'9 115lb balding fag with yellow teeth walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522643)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522661)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: hairraiser principal's office famous landscape painting

Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe the interviewers are colored by that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522734)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Deranged flirting university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524783)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Violent House

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651309)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

Are most of your interviews behavioral based?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522655)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" format. Like they want you to tell them step by step about how you approached some situation that could have been five years ago. I'm so sick of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522669)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you have a knack for that. I'm 100% serious.

You need to show competence, humility, and humor. If you can get them laughing, it really breaks the ice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522680)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. I'll have lie built upon lie and it soon becomes clear that I made it all up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522696)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a story told to me by someone else and I steal it as my own. If these are grocery positions, use situations outside of the grocery industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522706)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia bateful tanning salon wagecucks

Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it appears those URLs don't actually exist. Your entire resume is a well-written 404 error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522715)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522755)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: exhilarant mahogany garrison



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

180

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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: french casino



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33658228)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship

*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself in 5 years? Well, as I was saying, when I was the Butler for the Dorchester Estate... *beads of perspiration combine into rivers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522779)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

As Dick Crappington can attest...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522876)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: Lime Bonkers Athletic Conference Stage



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: french casino



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor cruise ship

You need to end every example with you refusing a congressional medal of honor because you're in it to sack and rack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522690)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort



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Date: June 11th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: talented idiot circlehead



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: aqua aphrodisiac hell fanboi

White privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522807)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "diversity recruitment" events these companies all have. I checked LinkedIn and found that one had hired some guy from Somalia for the job I wanted. That kind of thing really gives one pause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522816)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: 180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house

jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651236)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope this guy gets deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651240)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: 180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house

Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get preference over you. Absolutely fucking insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651242)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: comical macaca rigor

have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522825)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Talking orchestra pit

http://www.powerball.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522831)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: clear persian ticket booth

You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with any sort of software / systems you've ever even glanced at.

Experience is the baseline. You need look like you're a GC value adder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522853)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my resume, but it doesn't seem to matter. Everyone does this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522861)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: clear persian ticket booth

you've got to put some important sounding projects in there too.

Say you've turned some dinosaur system into a new one using this tech and these are the results, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522875)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: crimson ungodly crackhouse associate

So coding or take the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522865)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb the games section and get all discouraged, but now I'm getting almost every question right. On one I got like twenty in a row correct, which was awesome. But speed is still an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522889)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Filthy Turquoise Base

Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523051)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad students out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523112)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: heady address affirmative action

Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523173)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

That won't be me I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523196)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Supple unholy bawdyhouse people who are hurt

u can maek it for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526068)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

*$250K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524769)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Soggy Space

how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco?

i have a brother-in-law with two DUI convictions and a 'some college' education who have never held a job for more than a year or two at a time and he got hired immediately when he applied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522882)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

They never respond. I've applied there four times over the past two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522896)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Soggy Space

that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half the staff members i saw were tatted-up millenials with room-temp IQs and obese polynesian women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522949)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe these fucktards get hired but I don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522956)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Soggy Space

hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is from an actual brick and mortar university instead of a FULLY ACCREDITED fake cyber college like they all 'attended.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522993)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

My company routinely promotes people with degrees from University of Phoenix. One guy has an MBA from there and never forgets to remind everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523001)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523155)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy coral black woman

rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up................to a pole and watch you die slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523198)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy coral black woman

nobody cares what you think just bag my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523217)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: comical macaca rigor

sick burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523233)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: arousing honey-headed corner

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523333)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Greedy curious antidepressant drug mother

oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523968)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: diverse center yarmulke

fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all over evan's faggot face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523980)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Deranged flirting university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524797)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Lime Bonkers Athletic Conference Stage

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526071)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: vibrant duck-like scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732767)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: galvanic becky ape

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523203)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse nibblets

ruthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523252)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: diverse center yarmulke

holy shit, a murder just occurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523976)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: diverse center yarmulke

you deserve your pwnage faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523972)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524529)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: rebellious roast beef

have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys at work that's pretty effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524552)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: slate queen of the night

i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie partner to show up to apply for an assistant grocery manager job. flight risk, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524578)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: vermilion theater stage shitlib

Edited. That was a little too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524668)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant ruby resort

Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I understand the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524782)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:42 AM
Author: Lime Bonkers Athletic Conference Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526074)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: trip brunch old irish cottage

really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a year has to make fun of wagecucks like this. very sick behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526062)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Obsidian stain station

sorry, friend.

if it makes you feel any better, you probably make as much as i do, and i also am applying to as many jobs as possible, wasted years on a law degree and passing the bar, and surely have a worse net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526075)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: metal pit

Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become buddies with higher ups, get promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526122)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: Deep locus

some of us are too old to play that game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526145)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Deep locus

Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person interviews have you had?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526146)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two said they'd contact me within a week, but they never did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526148)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Lavender dilemma trump supporter

Does it make you depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526550)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:45 AM
Author: Provocative Avocado Site Really Tough Guy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526556)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:58 AM
Author: confused adventurous home

well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shelf stock boy so idk maybe that has something to do w it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526568)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

How dare you. I'm going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33532178)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega corp! Unfortunately, we have decided to proceed with more qualified candidates and cannot offer you a position...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651231)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:33 AM
Author: 180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house

You really only have three problems:

1. You're not tall enough

2. You're white

3. You're male

You can correct #2 by checking the Hispanic, black, or native american box on the application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651235)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651241)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: 180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house

Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You will never be called out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651244)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: razzle maroon dopamine

How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a similar position do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651245)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

Not sure what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651247)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: razzle maroon dopamine

Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery near me, do you think they are hustling for corp jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651249)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have zero ambition or drive. There was one guy who got a position at a major company, but I think that was through family connections. I have no idea why he was working in grocery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651253)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:53 AM
Author: razzle maroon dopamine

Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much strivers, while there's a healthy number of chill dudes just hanging out in retail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651259)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: bronze gas station

Tell us about your felony conviction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651289)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Startled Slippery Weed Whacker Digit Ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651355)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: 180 jade rigpig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33654400)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: vibrant duck-like scourge upon the earth

NO COSTCO VEST PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732771)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: appetizing burgundy ratface school cafeteria

Do you have bad credit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732795)