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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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Slippery faggot firefighter
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
Cordovan dead goyim
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Curious frisky voyeur chapel
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Ultramarine stage associate
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provocative garnet point trust fund
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Indecent hall feces
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Pungent underhanded shrine hissy fit
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Unhinged university
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Laughsome buff dog poop
  06/29/17
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supple federal cruise ship dragon
  06/29/17
From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
flatulent spot mad cow disease
  06/27/17
I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
Yellow Fear-inspiring Hospital
  06/27/17
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adulterous razzle cuckoldry
  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
Cordovan dead goyim
  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
cracking gaped ape
  06/27/17
stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
Unhinged university
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translucent home
  06/29/17
lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
Multi-colored Trump Supporter
  06/29/17
twist
Adventurous striped hyena
  06/29/17
Is this in English?
supple federal cruise ship dragon
  06/29/17
Did I write this? Jfc
pearly exhilarant philosopher-king
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Adventurous striped hyena
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salmon splenetic institution
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I don't know, but I wish I had that job
french church reading party
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Bateful Chestnut Jew Ticket Booth
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scarlet principal's office
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Multi-colored Trump Supporter
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Slippery faggot firefighter



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Cordovan dead goyim

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Curious frisky voyeur chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine stage associate



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: provocative garnet point trust fund



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Indecent hall feces



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Pungent underhanded shrine hissy fit



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Unhinged university



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Laughsome buff dog poop



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: supple federal cruise ship dragon



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: flatulent spot mad cow disease

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Yellow Fear-inspiring Hospital

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: adulterous razzle cuckoldry



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Cordovan dead goyim

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: cracking gaped ape

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Unhinged university

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: translucent home



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Trump Supporter

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: supple federal cruise ship dragon

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: pearly exhilarant philosopher-king

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: salmon splenetic institution



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: french church reading party

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: Bateful Chestnut Jew Ticket Booth



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: scarlet principal's office



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Trump Supporter



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