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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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useless theater
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
sapphire dilemma roommate
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Trip bat-shit-crazy blood rage orchestra pit
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fluffy arousing main people
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haunting histrionic school cafeteria depressive
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black love of her life associate
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Supple address boltzmann
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Contagious purple ceo
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big-titted keepsake machete turdskin
  06/29/17
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pea-brained striped hyena
  06/29/17
From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
Crimson Overrated Hall Hairy Legs
  06/27/17
I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
cobalt stirring azn shitlib
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insane stubborn scourge upon the earth sanctuary
  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
sapphire dilemma roommate
  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
Chocolate jew
  06/27/17
stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
Contagious purple ceo
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buff mind-boggling quadroon home
  06/29/17
lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
Brindle soul-stirring pocket flask mad cow disease
  06/29/17
twist
Carmine Milk Kitty
  06/29/17
Is this in English?
pea-brained striped hyena
  06/29/17
Did I write this? Jfc
Blue Hilarious Space Dopamine
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Carmine Milk Kitty
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Adventurous doctorate circlehead
  06/29/17
I don't know, but I wish I had that job
Appetizing Abode New Version
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ungodly shimmering faggot firefighter
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charismatic fortuitous meteor
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Brindle soul-stirring pocket flask mad cow disease
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: useless theater



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: sapphire dilemma roommate

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Trip bat-shit-crazy blood rage orchestra pit



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: fluffy arousing main people



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: haunting histrionic school cafeteria depressive



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: black love of her life associate



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Supple address boltzmann



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious purple ceo



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: big-titted keepsake machete turdskin



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: pea-brained striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Crimson Overrated Hall Hairy Legs

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: cobalt stirring azn shitlib

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: insane stubborn scourge upon the earth sanctuary



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: sapphire dilemma roommate

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Chocolate jew

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious purple ceo

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: buff mind-boggling quadroon home



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring pocket flask mad cow disease

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3659986&forum_id=2#33666020)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Carmine Milk Kitty

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: pea-brained striped hyena

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Blue Hilarious Space Dopamine

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: Carmine Milk Kitty



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Adventurous doctorate circlehead



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Appetizing Abode New Version

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: ungodly shimmering faggot firefighter



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: charismatic fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring pocket flask mad cow disease



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