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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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Bronze Plaza
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
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From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
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I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
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  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
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  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
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stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
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lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
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twist
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Is this in English?
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Did I write this? Jfc
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Bronze Plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed forum

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine pontificating wagecucks degenerate



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: insecure abode



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Lemon preventive strike address



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Haunting thirsty corn cake gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: balding theater



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Maroon Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: Olive Turdskin Candlestick Maker



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Useless chrome whorehouse genital piercing

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Pearly Infuriating Potus

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Diverse psychic crackhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed forum

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Exciting slippery lettuce wrinkle

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: balding theater

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: elite principal's office coldplay fan



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Onyx shivering sneaky criminal set

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: violent iridescent piazza queen of the night

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: Olive Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted dun new version faggotry

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: violent iridescent piazza queen of the night



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: titillating boistinker telephone



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Cream supple locus messiness

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: Sickened church building dragon



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: Fragrant Turquoise Place Of Business Chad



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Onyx shivering sneaky criminal set



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